Lala is teaching me how to drive

1. 2021-11-26 at 12:04 AM UTC

   #41
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

   Originally posted by Toxoplasmosis Did you know as a British citizen you’re not allowed to donate your body to science since it’s considered toxic waste?

   
   Did you know that your m
   
   Never mind you already know she is
   
   

   Originally posted by Ajax I started driving by sitting on a case of Diet Coke so I could almost see over the steering wheel. I got my first speeding ticket on my 16th birthday and my second ticket a month later. I’m having a really hard time relating to you right now, boss.

   
   Why did you need to emphasise that it was Diet Coke?
2. 2021-11-26 at 12:05 AM UTC

   #42
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   you should try driving drunk, it's fun
3. 2021-11-26 at 12:10 AM UTC

   #43
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   Yea listen to captain idiot driving drunk is awesome especially when you do it without wearing a seat belt
4. 2021-11-26 at 12:23 AM UTC

   #44
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]

   Originally posted by Grylls Why did you need to emphasise that it was Diet Coke?

   
   My dad always had a case of Diet Coke in his car. That’s what we would use.
5. 2021-11-26 at 12:34 AM UTC

   #45
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by Grylls especially when you do it without wearing a seat belt

   
   well that's needlessly dangerous
6. 2021-11-26 at 12:36 AM UTC

   #46
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Lanny Hell yeah, being a jedi is where it’s at. I’m in all the media controlling meetings and e we get together every Thursday to review the week’s suppression of the clueless white man.

   
   How come you didn't have to circumvent the Jew enhancement? You must be one, you have THE POWER
   
   Also this website is clearly for breaking down your weekly suppression of the clueless white man
7. 2021-11-26 at 10:14 AM UTC

   #47
   

   troon African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Lanny I’ll sit waiting to get out of our neighborhood for way too long is she doesn’t tell me I’ve got enough room to go. I drive like a granny.

   
   When you're shitting yourself at a junction, count the seconds it takes for the approaching car to reach you.
   
   When you've actually shit yourself having finally got out, count the seconds it takes to accelerate to a reasonable speed.
   
   Your brain will do the math and calibrate your perception of speed.
8. 2021-11-26 at 1:54 PM UTC

   #48
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Mmmm.
   
   
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9. 2021-11-26 at 2:04 PM UTC

   #49
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
10. 2021-11-26 at 2:17 PM UTC

    #50
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny No the teaching is definitely necessary. I’ll sit waiting to get out of our neighborhood for way too long is she doesn’t tell me I’ve got enough room to go. I drive like a granny.

    
    lala cant teach you how to drive like a man.
    
    you dont need to wait to get out of a junction or an intersection. be on your way and others will make room for you. just stick your head (bumper, not dome) into their lane and observe. if they swerve to avoid youor slow down. if they swwrve to avoid you, keep inching further into your exit.
    
    if they slow down it means they yeild.
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11. 2021-11-26 at 2:26 PM UTC

    #51
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny lala cant teach you how to drive like a man.
    
    you dont need to wait to get out of a junction or an intersection. be on your way and others will make room for you. just stick your head (bumper, not dome) into their lane and observe. if they swerve to avoid youor slow down. if they swwrve to avoid you, keep inching further into your exit.
    
    if they slow down it means they yeild.

    
    We swerve because of stupid ass drivers like you who can't be trusted to not blindly lurch out into oncoming traffic
12. 2021-11-26 at 3:23 PM UTC

    #52
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Solstice We swerve because of stupid ass drivers like you who can't be trusted to not blindly lurch out into oncoming traffic

    
    no, you swerve because your a beta.
13. 2021-11-26 at 4:19 PM UTC

    #53
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no, you swerve because your a beta.

    
    You're a fucking retard if you think that way.
    
    Then again why the fuck am I arguing with a fucking ASIAN about how to drive??
14. 2021-11-26 at 5:44 PM UTC

    #54
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Has she properly showed you how to run over people and get away with it yet?
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15. 2021-11-26 at 5:46 PM UTC

    #55
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny lala cant teach you how to drive like a man.
    
    you dont need to wait to get out of a junction or an intersection. be on your way and others will make room for you. just stick your head (bumper, not dome) into their lane and observe. if they swerve to avoid youor slow down. if they swwrve to avoid you, keep inching further into your exit.
    
    if they slow down it means they yeild.

    
    Hey let me tell you something. Somebody was riding our ass Wednesday and I turned around and looked him square in the eye and I said go around us bitch. And he did. Bc I am the man on these streets and I say what the fuck is what.
    
    Happy Black Friday.
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16. 2021-11-26 at 6:07 PM UTC

    #56
    

    troon African Astronaut
    frala it bugs me that you're fucking some feeble geek who can't even pull out of a junction without unambiguous encouragement. i'd sacrifice both testicles just to get to masturbate while you kicked the shit out of me.
17. 2021-11-26 at 6:14 PM UTC

    #57
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by troon frala it bugs me that you're fucking some feeble geek who can't even pull out of a junction without unambiguous encouragement. i'd sacrifice both testicles just to get to masturbate while you kicked the shit out of me.

    
    First sentence bad, second sentence good
18. 2021-11-26 at 6:57 PM UTC

    #58
    

    troon African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sudo First sentence bad, second sentence good

    
    please enlighten me. what was wrong with the first sentence? I feel the second sentence needs the first for some context.
    
    eta: You're right! It works better on its own.
19. 2021-11-26 at 7:28 PM UTC

    #59
    

    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    This is Frala demonstrating how she drives Lanny home:
    
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20. 2021-11-26 at 7:44 PM UTC

    #60
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by troon frala it bugs me that you're fucking some feeble geek who can't even pull out of a junction without unambiguous encouragement. i'd sacrifice both testicles just to get to masturbate while you kicked the shit out of me.

    
    I’ll fuck your mother and make her drive me to baskin robins after
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