2022-05-06 at 7:05 PM UTC
oK EVERYONE WATS UR IDEA FIR MUDDERS DAY GIFTS
2022-05-06 at 7:26 PM UTC
u celebrate Mother's Day in England? i thought it was an American thing.
2022-05-06 at 7:43 PM UTC
I’m surprised you celebrate Mother’s Day at all considering how you feel about women
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2022-05-06 at 8:53 PM UTC
I'm just getting her an Amazon giftcard because I am a thoughtless asshole. I wanted to get some flowers delivered to her too but that's expensive as fuck and I am a broke bitch who really can't afford that.
2022-05-06 at 9:01 PM UTC
Originally posted by Meikai
I'm just getting her an Amazon giftcard because I am a thoughtless asshole. I wanted to get some flowers delivered to her too but that's expensive as fuck and I am a broke bitch who really can't afford that.
you could hand-write "not an amazon gift card" on a blank piece of paper, maybe draw a picture of something she'd remember from your childhood, and it would probably be better received than your own lame-ass idea.
fucking amazon gift card smh
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2022-05-06 at 10:14 PM UTC
a quarter gram of fentanyl and a bottle of MD 20/20
2022-05-07 at 12:29 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
minz is ded so I'm off da hook
2022-05-07 at 12:32 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I'm getting my mom a card and some outdoors crafty stuff I haven't bought yet. Bought my baby mom a cheap pendant I'm gonna say represents her kids. I'm gonna wish happy mothers day to my estranged baby mom which will open a dialog
2022-05-07 at 4:41 AM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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am gona suk ur fgt grampspas cok n bols n giv u mudder an ae da parfum grandpas de colon spermsa geeft sett u fukien faget
2022-05-07 at 5:38 AM UTC
Originally posted by Meikai
My interactions with spy agencies have been pretty limited but I can always reach out. Stop going on /pol/.
I legitimately stop listening to Rush and Other Canadian bands because of how retarded and communist your shit country is
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2022-05-07 at 9:13 AM UTC
Originally posted by Lodger Free
I legitimately stop listening to Rush and Other Canadian bands because of how retarded and communist your shit country is
Says the person from California LMAO
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2022-05-07 at 1:59 PM UTC
i bought my mom a black dildo
2022-05-07 at 2:01 PM UTC
I went all out this year and got her a one way ticket to Belize.