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  1. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Totse2k1 What if you were having sex with your aunt through marriage but your uncle "catches" you guys in the act and joins in and you realize it's not your father's brother its actually your father!!!

    lol did you ever even know your father?
  2. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley If I was the sixteen year old I would've thought that was kinda hot getting picked up by a police officer on duty.

    yeah, i'd probably have been happy for most women to sexually 'abuse' me from age 12 or so. nobody too close, maybe an aunt by marraige, maybe an older cousin who's much older, kinda like an aunt. if it was a cousin too close to age, that would seem fucked up for some reason.

    or a friend's mom, that goes without saying. never happened though, i might have hated it. maybe it did happen and i did hate it and blocked it out. but it probably didn't because proper degenerate women are quite rare.
  3. troon African Astronaut
    maybe this is why kafka wants to bring her own big bottle of mayo

  4. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley What's frites sauce

    mayo i think
  5. troon African Astronaut


    when you're off your face, a boomer dj is a comforting reminder that drugs don't kill
  6. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I got a big bottle of Frites sauce and am tempted to bring it with me to McDonald’s today

    jesus christ kafka, steady on mate
  7. troon African Astronaut
    Cook allegedly picked the minor up in his marked Scott County Sheriff's Office patrol vehicle, while on duty

    "I am very disappointed with the alleged actions of the officer," Sheriff Drury said.
  8. troon African Astronaut
    90% food, mexican food. 10% sex
  9. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka You just photoshopped that on because in the upper right hand corner there’s a mini profile picture beside her name which is different. You’re really fucking sad to go to those lengths.

    it's kinda amusing though. he also had to stretch the image to make it fit.
  10. troon African Astronaut
  11. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka i can't watch another two minutes

    this is like the shittest reaction video ever

    upload it to catbox.moe and let us see
  12. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Instigator It was found by a dog under a bush.

    this was all we had for search engines, back in my day. search results never contained spam back then because the dogs invariably ate it.
  13. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Instigator The jules rimet cup and home is england as England is home of football.

    i am led to believe this cup was stolen in 1966. this looks to be the moment it was taken. shame the internet wasn't around back then, it'd have made solving the crime so much easier.

  14. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra it aint easy being greasy

    that'll be aloe vera gel or some shit to help heal her skin.
  15. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I got microneedling for the first time yesterday. I was there for an hour, could feel blood running down my neck

    were you able to use a topical anesthetic, or do you just endure the pain?
  16. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Instigator It's coming home.

    what is 'it' and where is 'home'?
  17. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ This is the how you are feeling one

    i know, but incessant talked words replacing ex with eggs, so i had to take that difficult decision. i stand by my words.
  18. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I liked your first part but then the second part nah. Too obvious to go back to back into the place I was just in? I'm answering this to you the same you way you answered me by the way. Much after it happened.

    it's juju. next time youre out for a smoke you'll suddenly feel self-conscious, and those people you were listenting to last time? you'll start explaining to them how you really didn't habve to be there
  19. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra I don't really like The Cure all that much, find myself listening more to covers of their songs than the originals

    it's interesting how much influence they had. i looked them up along with that other band oyu mentioned and it's like they started the whole goth culture. i only ever knew one goth properly, she had dark hair but was naturally going gray at age 15. she looked amazing as a goth.
  20. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Standing outside a specific bar in my downtown area having a smoke and listening to fellow retards conversations as they pass by

    the good thing about being on your phone when you're smoking outside is it says "i might not be ostracized, i'm not being cucked into smoking outside, i just happen to be outside to use my phone because its too noisy in there and since i'm outside anyway i might as well have a smoke"

    but then you can't just go straight back inside when you're done because that'd be too obvious, so you have to hang around pretending to still be doing stuff on your phone, maybe a pretend phone call or something, or you do actually phone someone and then can't get rid of them.

    this is why you shouldn't smoke, it has nothing to do with your lungs.
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