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Posts by troon

  1. troon African Astronaut
    enjoying ex on toast
  2. troon African Astronaut
    i love op. not in a gay way but in the way a virgin gamer idolizes a chad. i wish i had drunk beer and yelled at a tv in sweaty bars and been able to shout "OFF SIDE!" and known what the fuck i was saying instead of the whole place turning to look at me as if i was a piece of shit on their shoe for getting that wrong or cheering by mistake when the wrong side scored.

    i'm not worthy to get kicked in the nuts fby someone like op
  3. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra lol, lmao

    lol, i thought you might pick me up on that. i was just setting up an opportunity to use that sentence, for contrast as if it was said by robert smith of the cure.
  4. troon African Astronaut
    buy a glittery dress from a thrift shop, and walk through the roughest neighborhood wearing it along with some heavy boots (in case you get jumped)

    you get about an hour of adrenaline easy
  5. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Instigator When have I ever stalked any females here? you no mark.

  6. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra

  7. troon African Astronaut
    i'm wondering if aldra is actually a multi-national corporation. he knows music from all over the planet, spanning decades, he knows weapons and tactics from wars spanning the last two hundred years, he reads widely enough that he has opinions on obscure books, he makes electronics, writes code, and still finds time to shitpost on NIS.

    honestly, i don't even think that's the half of it.

    maybe there's a team of consultants across the globe contributing to the AldraTM Brand

    his enthusiasm for life is really getting me down lol
  8. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley i write that i'm a black rastafarian on census forms

    maybe it was true at the time, what do they know?

  9. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka Thinking that I don’t know who I am, why does all the stuff I’ve done seem normal to me? Did I go crazy or have I always been this way. Why am I so detached from it?

    Everyone's weird kafka, most people just hide it.

  10. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Anyway it's in the past now, The smart thing to do would have been to get a regular meter instead…but hindsight is 120/462 as they say.

    you're right, but the second smartest thing would have been to keep a spare card. take what you've learned today and apply it in your life. you're welcome.
  11. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson But then the meter just runs out on Friday night instead of Sunday night (and still Sunday night after swiping the spare card) …either way you still have to wait for the store to open on Monday…You've gained nothing!

    you've quoted the worst case scenario, but even then you could be frugal and prioritize your use, rather than have no option whatsoever.
  12. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You're both wrong, London is here in Texas

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/London,_Texas

    that can't be real:

    "The number of residents reached an estimated 360 in 1930."

    like, i'm pretty sure even 100 years ago london had a much bigger population, way bigger. like 100 times bigger
  13. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson But then that wouldn't be a spare card either…it would be a card waiting to be processed/swiped and risk being lost/damaged/eaten by the dog etc by not being swiped straight away.

    There's nothing to gain by not swiping it and everything to lose.

    A spare card would be one you never intended to use.

    ETA: It's like when homeless people ask me "Do you have any spare change"…"no, I don't have any spare money at all, I intend to spend it all at some point, sorry".

    i'm sure there are many cards that your dog doesn't eat. a safe memorable place is not beyond the wit of a smart man like you.

    a spare card is one you intentionally use when you unintentionally run out of credit
  14. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Instigator I think she lives in London but no not personally.

    Originally posted by Bradley she lives in northern ireland i thought? she lies a lot tho

    londonderry's quite close to belfast, i suppose london can't be that far away. northern ireland isn't that big of a place. is london in the north or the south of ireland?
  15. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I bought SPARE cards…and loaded them up all at the same time.

    Try to pay attention!

    they're not spare cards if you loaded them all up at the same time. they're spent cards.

    a spare card would be unused and sitting on top of your meter, so that it could be used when the shops were shut.
  16. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Instigator I'm in the UK

    do you know kafka?
  17. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka It turns out I’m going to The Cure tonight.

    people it's time to doxx kafka.

    anyone in belfast tonight head over to the sse arena and look out for a female with really pale skin, really dark hair, dressed in black. report back here when you spot her.
  18. troon African Astronaut
    You forgot the quotes:

    I'm "not wearing any underwear"

  19. troon African Astronaut
    i know a boomer who whines about all the foreigns "coming over here" to work, when he spent half his working life "going over there" to work. he's so fucking easy to wind up, but i worry i might give him a heart attack, so i save it for special occasions.
  20. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I made a friend. She said I look like Wednesday Addams even though I’m not wearing that dress today

    i'm happy for you kafka

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