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Posts by troon

  1. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump

    i'm hoping they at least fuck. i want to imagine they reach resonant equilibrium
  2. troon African Astronaut
    I'd like to thank Dr Peter Daszak for a total chill couple of years. Cheers nigga!
  3. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny shes over 50.

    if she was white there be wrinkles all over her face and deep set eyes.

    that's what i was thinking. i wonder if it's just genetics or if all the semen they swallow keeps them looking young? we'll need to keep tabs on bradley over the coming years to see if he ages badly in that harsh floridian sun.
  4. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Tungsten



    https://ceramics.org/ceramic-tech-today/video-even-an-industrial-steamroller-cant-break-this-nearly-indestructible-ceramic
  5. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra I don't get what Zelensky is trying to accomplish by saying he wants to implement a 'peace plan' when the 'peace plan' is literally just a list of demands

    probably wants to appear the reasonable party to quell the growing feeling of resentment among 'his people'.



    ETA:



    "Worse. It's worse. They are giving us aid, but not to all"

    https://nitter.net/AZgeopolitics/status/1602614686075191296
  6. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Lol, they're all that kind of place here. If you see a spa in the middle of a strip mall it's a go.

    what if it says something like "Nails & Spa" - does the nails say "no really, just a spa ffs!"
  7. troon African Astronaut
    tangentially, a technical article about soviet era over-the-horizon radar

    https://computer.rip/2022-12-11-over-the-horizon-radar-pt-III.html
  8. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley I wouldn't even fist anyone I loved because I probably wouldn't enjoy having sex with them the normal way and it'd ruin what we'd have

    lol
  9. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley why is that?

    Also do you mean sturdy-ass shield as though the shield must be very sturdy

    or do you mean a sturdy shield for the ass?

    https://niggasin.space/post/1665731

    "that's how i'mma hit your asshole"

    this seemed brutal, you're a brute bradley. and it was a shield for the ass. an ass-guard if you will.
  10. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka thought I was going to cry in public or attack someone.

    fucking lol you maniac

    Originally posted by Kafka There should be an app to find a cuddle buddy. I don’t want sex.

    i no longer endorse bradley for physical intimacy, not even platonic, at least not without some kind of sturdy ass shield.
  11. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I HAVE wanted a new Chootie forever but I also don't like the thought of it dying some day. As much I love talking about death I really don't actually like it when I have to experience it, so much so that I have seemingly avoided getting a new cat for that very reason.

    I think I need to impulse get one when I'm really drunk and then hopefully not change my mind afterward.

  12. troon African Astronaut
    the world seemed to be a lot more real back then, but it also seemed a lot more black and white. maybe that was all the racism of the time. looked fun though.

  13. troon African Astronaut
  14. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley Please stop making fun of me, you are really hurting my feelings

    you look your age bradley. beards make age more ambiguous.
  15. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ My home is like I feel so uncreative here. When I go out anywhere I instantly feel different like a different person. At my place lately, it's like it's a creative trap. It's actually pretty intriguing how just the atmosphere I'm around can change my brain chemistry to such a degree.

    i think vinny's right. you need to change the layout or even the purpose of rooms to change the daylight you experience.

    I have a dream that's recurred a few times, it's just a place, a stone wall that's too high to see over on an otherwise empty street. it seems quite dark or at least shady. I love the feeling of that place, because I don't know what's over the wall. It's a visual representation of hope and optimism.

    Some actual places can give me the same optimistic feeling.

    Also, what home is not improved by the addition of a cat?
  16. troon African Astronaut
    what's interesting is the top comment. a 'stable' coin, better than luna because only whitelisted parties can mint/burn.

    https://archive.vn/4MD9q

    "your preschoolers are safe with us because only whitelisted parties have access to your little ones. e.g. wariat, sophie, ..."

    already been fucked lol
  17. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley Going to AA. Going to quit vaping tomorrow. Wanna try actual sobriety for awhile.

    nicotine? just keep your nicotine nigga, don't make life too hard for yourself.
  18. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Do you have a skincare routine?

    saran wrap by the looks of her
  19. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Michael Myers I actually got rejected by someone I really liked, she was the first person I asked and I'm definitely scarred now but that's more or less my own fault for even bothering in the first place. The only reason I can think of behind my rejection is my being ugly.

    ffs even john merrick got laid lol

    i'd consider myself doing okay if i got 1 in 10 successes.
  20. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley Agreed and I won't ever have sex with you while you're asleep! Cuz thats weird.

    what if you were doing a threesome and the other person wanted some while kafka was sleeping?
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