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Posts by cryptographiccontrarian

  1. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    everyone on earth got bodysnatched except for me actually
  2. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    id bite 1/3 of the crystal off then pretend like im going to kiss her but then just use my tongue to shove 1/3 in her mouth then look into her eyes and be like "wow you have really beautiful eyes. no really, thats fucking crazy those things are like iridescent kaleidoscopes holy shit" then she pulls me into cartoon world forever where we live in a house made of crystals and everything is made out of crystals. we have a kid together and it comes out as just a giant crystal.
  3. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by 34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg crack is fun as hell
    kafka sent me a message about being depressed and suicidal and I responded with this lmao



    start meeting dudes from hookup sites and get them all hooked and ruin your neighborhood lmao just some random irish girl starts cooking crack and trapping out da derry, that would be fucking epic and a pretty good blaze of glory to out with I think, get those schlampig MEN SIMP FAGGITS to inject you so you don't have to learn how Lengthy Members Ravishing my Anus! Ow! make them your needle monkies, also rob them like cardi B and steal their VCR and TV and stuff, big bucks fuck autism disability $$$ my GF is also a disability NEET depressed girl and it makes me sick the state of society

    y'all ladies either have no hope, or serve a system of evil, with any alternatives being suppressed for modern women and men alike as we are treated not like mentally ill HUMAN penis monkey emotion niggers but instead as NUMBERS AND ROBOTS.

    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man
    If you wanna be the kingpin of crackheads brush up on your kitchen chemistry, get a bit of money and get some SOFT white powder from the Vietnamese or Mexicans (a few g's) and get it FISHSCALE UNCUT no filler and use a good AMMONIA solution to freebase it 100% conversion. Weak crack is mostly aerated whipped white big rock baking soda garbage that turns to gum before smoke. That shit is trash. Real crack is HARD small off white slightly yellow rocks that SMOKE SMOKE SMOKE and make your eyes krisscross.

    Not pan / stove whipped freezer frozen baking soda matrix ice cube tray bic and spoon trash. If your a white person with big ass Erlenmeyers and test tubes all around the house and you freebase the powder cold no heat with ammonia or sodium CARBONATE not bicarb and make an actually decent product (not hard to practice PH freebasing of other HCL salts) and a gang member sees you do this YOU WILL GET HIRED AS A CRACK CHEF!! . I knew white people that made Whip butter crack in big spoons until the locals gave him a zip 28grams (also it was cut) and I watched the guy go MAD dumping baking soda in the pan and smoking that gooey going "FUCK FUCK WHY ISNT IT GOING ROCK?!? WHY GOD" and then the bikers went "for a ride" to the forest and he was never hears from again.

    If your smart like me though you can find shitty crack cooks like I do and "pick up the pieces" if their mess if you know any bench chemistry and then dealers and gang sters LOVE the white chef and you can become a Cook or a tester (I used to be a tester for a Vietnamese gang) they imported barrels of "gasoline" which was liquid cocaine and evaporated for pure uncut but the gang chemist didn't wash the powder right so it tasted like acetone and didn't cook right because of SOLVENT RESIDUE. Dealers used to have me test their product because I know pure drugs the taste and how it smells, looks, etc. Its a great job if you dont mind the crack scene.

    HUGE WHITE ROCKS too much white this is WEAK ASS BAKING SODA crack


    ALL HAIL LANNYISM woops wrong tab <3 stay safe wear your mask - this following healthcare mental health advice was given by a qualified canadian



    sorry if this counts as leaking a message kafmka but I spent an hour writing that and you have not mentioned buying pyred beakers, you didn't even stimble onto the bakers folley of what base to use, Seriously if you are just snorting cocaine it's a waste , rock that shit up or you already lost

    society will kill you if you do not resist their evil with freebased cocaine, sorry not sorry

    lol

    dudes a fuckin businessman
  4. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    carry the torch
  5. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    it made me a lil sad because i remember you being like 50 and banging some 22 year old and i was like "oh i can just keep doing this til im at least his age then" at one point lmao. but nope turns out everyone only wanted to bang me so they could set me up for some bullshit down the road. maybe the secret to success lies in obtaining success itself because then that makes people want to get in ur life and tear it down. then you use the fact that they want to destroy you in order to try to make them think that if they sleep with you or give you food or drugs or whatever youll let them in
  6. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Narc btw, how many years did it take you to get it?


    .

    starting from when. im still not exactly sure i do 100%. people say things but i think theyre all lying (they are).

    oh wait but specifically about your name....i realized that just a couple months ago
  7. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein Yes ⭐️

    can you imagine how awkward though when she thinks i am going to kiss her and she leans in but it turns out i was just trying to eat her earring
  8. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    actually i tried smoking actual crack rocks once and that was pretty nice feeling (or actually like really nice) but went away hella fast
  9. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by kyli0x rather do coke. i enjoy the uppers better. drinking just makes me tired

    meth is way better

    if you want we can debate it, i will win because i can just filibuster you since meth lasts way longer than coke and is way better
  10. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    error is just another kid with dilated pupils and a scarred liver
  11. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    no drinking is lame as fuck

    i used to do g but then i ran out. im not really not trying to take it right now but i just dont know where to get more so theres that i guess
  12. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    dreamgurl
  13. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I only had street level drug conictions.
    Since when the hell is everyone a cop?
    Wariat is a pedo.

    since the DH merge.
    ignore the above at your own peril
  14. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    well, i finally figured out why your name is NARCassist
  15. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    im just gonna go to the self checkout and check out hella slow and clog that shit up
  16. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by 34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg I just treat everyone with kindness and respect even the homeless crack heads I will treat with just as much or even more respect than a police officer lady because I probably have a better chance at having sex with the random drug user on the streets, but one time these two lady cops stopped me at 6am for jaywalking and I was alone in an alley and they set me straight

    like yeah its a drug area and look like i'm preying upon hookers but this is my community ma'am and they just politely chatted with me as women in positions of authority in power, I was nice to them, they were nice to me. They were roughly within my age range like I could date either of them, It was a good interaction and I left walking home blushing red in the face rock hard and probably have all kinds of underlying fetishes because of it

    another drop in the bucket, another bucket for the pallet. Don't even get me started on co workers, bosses, cashiers.

    This is why I don't like living in small towns

    i used to do that and then everyone kinda fucked me over and told me i was too naive. now i generally treat homeless crackheads with more respect than most normies
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  18. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    not attractive whatsoever
  19. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by 34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg I am all about mens rights but it goes both ways if you truly believe in equality and maybe some slut could be just as guilty for seducing me with her feminine whiles, which honestly if things WERE equal I could wax and wane about times I have had psychotic aggressive drunk intoxicated sluts do stuff like yank the condom off at the last second I WANT YOUR CUM IN ME

    how many laws does that break. I don't view my life experiences through a lens of faggot society laws so whatever, but when I think about it the whole gender wars/gender rawrs is just beyond me

    I think I am probably generally more guilty of how I treated people in the past than most women, or even men I have met, people are assholes and sometimes they are mean to someone on purpose and want them to suffer, or only want them for one reason, and sometimes there is nothing wrong with that either. I have no problem if I wake up and I have clearly been ravaged and overpowered by a slut, I'm not gonna call the cops

    I just laugh and question why I couldn't be a wizard instead

    it definitely happens, i'm sure.
  20. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by 34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg society must be in a pretty fucking sad state when women start looking at retard drug users as a catch, the fuck are you migtow faggots doing????? JUST HOLD THEM DOWN , LIMBS IN THE AIR, ITS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE?!

    I guess you are all too busy with your loving families, wives, children , etc

    nope im just chillin here doing lines

    maybe ill do some rocket science tho
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