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  1. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood there was one meth synthesis that used palladium, electricity and a lamb skin condom. The only way to gauge the reaction to know if it was done was to measure the amount of electricity running through it



    after a certain amount of coulombs flowed through the reaction you could know when it's done. This is easy to measure with a meter, less so with something like a gas but i'm thinking even the mode crude makeshift shitty gas generation from a leaky vessel if you had some way to monitor it wouldn't really matter and you wouldn't have to shake it either as long as you can ensure enough gas went through the system but there are a lot of variables that you would have to know


    the one possible scenario where having the condom break would be much worse than the normal meaning
  2. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    birch reduction more like BITCH reduction lmao
  3. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    convolute it, dope the semiconductors, ve it to its discrete form, take that shit to infinity, send it to the CIA in the form of numbers and creepy music tell the public its some cold war shit but actually its to open the portal with the large hardon collider
  4. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    try multiplying it by some sinusoidal functions idk
  5. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 What color are you're panties

    for some reason i imagine a cockroach would wear hot pink panties
  6. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    i mean you obviously just swagga jacked that idea from me when i posted it the other day but sure
  7. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    i wish it were more of an opinion
  8. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by in da crawlspace - number sleven More like WARIAT ,heard

    I think the subway spokesman wears those too

    thats what i was going to say his boots are like wariat minus the w

    fuckin wow
  9. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    lol i remember one time i was talking about how she is the most obvious media attention whoring shill fake value signaling douchebag white knightery monger of all time and there was this bitch there that got all uptight and uncomfortable like she obviously strongly disagreed but since there wasnt like 200 people there to back this other bitches opinion she didnt have the strength to say it out loud

    bitches make me fuckin sick lmao πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
  10. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    doing absolutely nothing @ 12:45 am w/ kkb
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  12. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by β €β €β €β €β €β € I few hums and haws should be able to fix that.

    if not i heard a vibrator to the forehead can do the trick
  13. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    1. mariaH Carey

    2. the sweater in this video

    3. for jeff hunter to come back and apologize for leaving us on that cold summer day in 2009

    4. weed

    5. one way ticket to romania
  14. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    why are u this way
  15. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    in general i think your average homeless junkie slamming ice or heroin on the street has more moral consistency and often stronger morals all around than your average yuppie here, which in my opinion gives them more integrity.
  16. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    id rather die in a fucking worldwide holocaust of anarchy where some embodiment of satan on earth fuck is actively spying on and executing everyone who doesnt get his faggot name tatted on their forehead then reintegrate socially to modern american culture

    i know people will make fun of my use of literally but really....literally
  17. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    fill the place with so much blood it comes up to the horses bridle 6 miles out of the city idgaf
  18. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    just flush the entire fucking thing

  19. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra disguise yourself as a stationary bike and lurk at the gym

    lol hide under a box like in metal gear solid

    but seriously OP someone whos opinion i trust on these things used to use an apple watch and disguise it among the rocks on the sidewalk with the camera pointed up

    but then i heard one of the bitches found it and kept it so idk how well that would turn out
  20. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    bitch is probably keeping a notebook with an actual tally of everything bad that happens to everyone else so she can go home and study it every night and laugh to herself because for some sick reason she derives pleasure from that

    fuck
    i
    HATE
    white people
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