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  1. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
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    u ShOuLd MeEt My CoLlEgE FrIeNd hE dRivEs A mErcEdEz
  4. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny rotting niggers produce CO². CO² causes global warming. global warming causes nigger population to explode.

    more niggers produce more problems for everyone.

    why take the time to denote the superscript when it should be subscript FACEPALM
  5. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    im supposed to go meet him and open up a trap house reversing the roles having the gringos slangin rock
  6. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    he sold his domain to weight watchers for 2 billion dollars and is living it up in buenos aires, last i heard
  7. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    send a prank one that makes the victim blow up into a giant blueberry and get hauled off by oompa loompas
  8. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    could you conceive of your current life on earth in any form before it started? like you are just there, not existing, in some weird realm where nothing exists, not perceiving shit, not thinking anything, not having a physical body, just nothing? if not, it strikes me as exremely presumptuous and arrogant to claim that anyone knows anything about what is possible or not.

    like bitch

    youre going to say you know for sure theres no god with ur superior intelligence because theres nO prOoF

    you were nothing for infinity and then you had a life, for absolutely no apparent reason at all. what more proof could you need?

    that being said the world is probably just a giant deathmatch simulator where god watches the humans develop mathematics, science, art and all that shit and just watches and sees what they come up with and how long it takes them to unravel the secrets of the physical laws behind our existence, and as the progress starts to increase more exponentially the shit just gets crazier and crazier and man starts to gain powers to alter reality to a greater degree until we are all able to make shit pop out into real life kinda like indian in the closet and then youre going to see all kinds of crazy shit pop out as people will be abusing it left and right to make robot sex clones to pimp out, genocidal supersoldier armies, cats the size of godzilla, etc then we all die and that is why god came to earth to die as well so everythings fair and its not just him sitting up above doing the equivalent of burning ants with magnifying glasses and shit.
  9. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    this is the way humans will behave right before theyre like "hEy u ShOuLd GeT oUt AnD sOcIalIzE mOrE"
  10. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    who cares

    god probably thinks you are fucking annoying
  11. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    im actually staying inside all day but i wish you good luck and have fun
  12. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    dont worry though you all totally look like really great people. objectively. so it wasnt all in vain
  13. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    lol most of you were here posting through 1-3 year periods this forum had totally dropped off my radar

    talk about a waste of fucking time
  14. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Haxxor Why not think about getting off your fat ass and finding a job….or doing anything besides getting drunk and posting pictures of some cat you’ll probably gut in the bedroom you’re always posting from.

    Don’t you want more from your life than trying to act edgy on a bunch of forums? You’re Fuckin 30 years old! For gods sake go outside and do something useful you pseudo Sperg waste of oxygen.

    i could say the exact same thing to you

    with more validity
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    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs is metrosexuality exclusive to autistic folks obsessed with trains.

    no and tripp wasnt actually autistic he was just an attention
    whor
    e
  17. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    also can you imagine if chris hansen pops out on someone one of these times and just gets raped lol

    "well bro its kinda ur fault idk why you were meeting up with sex offenders online"
  18. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    real men dont have closets because real men dont need more than a closet to live in and if you do, you are at the very least metrosexual which disqualifies you from being a "real" man
  19. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    wake up
    its the first of the month
    about to brush my teeth and count up
    have my bitch roll my blunt
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