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Posts by cryptographiccontrarian

  1. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    no i dont you dumb bitch
  2. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    every single one of you bitches is literally stalking me, thats how much you love me
  3. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    being polite can offset a lot of methiness

    although to be fair i have never tested this as a non white person, ymmv
  4. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
  5. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Finally the sun went down in the hood and I was budded
    Dice game and fat sacks a indo
    Service with high times and made it
    Rainy days blew me away, so I drank the 4 everyday
    Matter fact it was a murder present
    One-eight-six point duece that was ridin wit one-eighty-seven
    (40 ounces and chronice dice)
    Yeah, I stay high muthafucka
  6. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein You can say whatever you want to anyone online or offline…but you can’t control the persons response either place

    The only difference is on the internet you won’t get your face busted up and your arm put in the chicken wing

    yea but thats why its here, right? i mean otherwise, whats the point? keeps the busted faces and chicken wangz away from easter dinner banquets n shit.
  7. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    do you guys feel like your actions online matter? i dont, i feel like i can say whatever to someone online and its totally compartmentalized from real life. i think that is maybe unique to me though?
  8. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein I thought you said Mormons at first I was like lol wut?

    lol i can think of a 3rd word too that has no connotation other than me being a little stoned but would probably offend people anyways just by virtue of it coming from my mouth (or fingertips)
  9. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by blob6106 D



    What the fuck am I reading?

    I don't even care if I go to prison. I would smash your fucking head in you sick nonce.
    You weird fuckers chased off the original NIS members

    I hope you're happy Lanny Lance for shitting up a half decent board minus the zok shit left overs

    are you og totse

    these clowns are pullin a fast one
    pm me
  10. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    i need to start videotaping myself while i sleep
  11. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    you guys have been putting in a good amount of work lately and believe me, it has not gone unnoticed. i know you got other things to do though rather than trying to catch me out without a hall pass and thats why i did actually feel a little bad yesterday morning when i dipped to the spot real quick out of your vision and you rode by and honked your siren at me in irritation. im not trying to be a smart ass, i swear. obviously you guys take this seriously and i dont want to waste your time. sometimes my addiction just makes me do retarded shit though. working on that.
  12. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    i took like 10 mg xanax once on accident and was sitting there in the middle of a conversation with my head resting on my hand sort of and then my head just slipt out of my hand and slammed my jaw on the ground chipping a molar tooth that still scrapes my tongue on occasion to this day.
  13. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    just try to human traffick me and have me cooking dope with a chain around my leg in the lab. the nazis come in to check on me and make sure im still perfecting the recipe and they find i straight up chewed threw the shackles on my leg, wrangled free from them, went and picked up 2 random meth nymphos, brought them back and am now balls deep in a meth fueled threesome using my former shackles as prop restraints. i will talk so long they will be forced to drive me home because i wont want to leave
  14. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    fucking with ai tech that can create fiction indistinguishable from reality and you morons are just using it to make fart jokes over and over again while im telling you to get ur shit together because that shits gonna fuck us all and nobody listens because FART JOKES BRO and then we all die
  15. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    ha im not claiming shit fam! unaccompanied and unaffiliated.
  16. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    at the club and they had heart attack you can fuckin take my phone i dont even want it back
    got the drugs and i put em in my bag and im fuckin on this slut and she really want me bad
    with my boys and we fuckin turn it up and were fucking on ur bitch we dont really give a fuck
    overdose we can fuckin overdose then we take some more drugs to just see how it goes
  17. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    take joseph smith for example. dude makes a cult and bangs all the wives and shit, and becomes this sort of pseudo american warlord in the meantime. gets all his followers to shit out kids like crazy and moves into areas to control the politics and shit and basically just absorb shit and run shit and do whatever the fuck they want while fighting to the death and shit. then you got white people who came in and turned it into mormonism as we know today. how the fuck.
  18. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    so first off the truth hurts but we all have to accept it eventually right guys? so throughout my normal day to day life i have to see all these weak whites constantly bug me asking me how to fuck asian girls etc and i just tell them "if you have to ask, it aint happening, sorry bro." so of course they linger in the background seething, frothing at the mouth with hatred that they will never get to see once and for all if the vagina is sideways or not like their boy told them back in 7th grade. really they are heated because they intuitively understand that they are locked out from accessing the best classes of genetics posssible, and they dont know what theyre doing wrong and never will. so like i said, they spend all their time hating and trying to cockblock basically. meanwhile theyre regularly getting cucked by 120 pound dudes who survive on rice and seaweed.

    then the other night i was riding my bike home at 3 am from somewhere and come to find out one of my fanboys came out to a parking lot to scream about some shit so i figured, eh might as well listen. so hes whining about how he hates women and etc etc etc and then all of a sudden hes like somethin somethin NIGGER and im like oh shiiiit bro what the fuck was that ur crazy and all of a sudden hes like NO WHITE PEOPLE. I HATE WHITE PEOPLE. FUCK WHITE PEOPLE. but i was like the blockchain doesnt lie bro and were not rollin shit back. so then he got super pissed that i wasnt having a meltdown from his emotional barrage and pacing back and forth and went into the bathroom.

    white people are like the one race or whatever of people who have basically made it their business taking over the world by pretending to work. you look at any other culture and how they came up and its hard work and all that shit. brutal conditions and shit. in america we just make up fake jobs for no reason other than so that someone can go and pretend to do the fake job so they can feel like theyre not a total waste, even though its totally fake. its fuckin ridiculous bro.

    and if all that werent enough they are still not over the ending of my last relationship back in 2019. they're so fuckin caught up in the fact that yes, that happened, and no, you will never get a chance at anything even close, that they cant see past the pure rage.

    its ok bros have a couple IPAs and drown that sorrow down
  19. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    brethren

    who wants to take a field trip to phnom penh?

    LETS GOOOOOO
  20. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    im not even sure the point of this website anymore, it seems like it changes all the time, its really trippy
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