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Posts by cryptographiccontrarian

  1. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    nothing i love more than running my thumb slowly over a bitches eyebrow hair

    sorry that pencil shit just doesnt have the same feel
  2. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    "scope out his digs"

    wtf
  3. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    eradicate the baseboards
  4. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    gary gensler
  5. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    wariat if i ever find out who you are im putting a bullet through your head
  6. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    do something about it you little bitch
  7. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    yea bro. even if theyre the exact same fucking people. thats how ridiculous shit is
  8. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    people here are cunts but at least theyre honest most of the time

    in real life theyre all full of shit
  9. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Netflxchillr Hi Starr, how is you?💕😘

    get the fuck out
  10. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Not the point…

    yea i know youre point, its that you think youre the shit and that you and your rich friends can dictate the lives of everyone else from your little cafe table. trust me, everyone is well aware of that. unfortunately for you though, some of us still have a sense of self and dont immediately undress and bend over for you to do whatever the fuck you want for a dollar. it doesnt matter that it bugs you that people do drugs (nevermind the fact that ive literally shared pipes with some of the same people in your little council), you dont run the world and you certainly arent in charge in my head.

    maybe if you would practice what you preach and actually do something to help people or exact change instead of just being a fucking dickhead who gets off on power trips and influencing poor dipshits with money people would actually like you and youd actually feel good about what you do instead of just shitting hatred and vitriol into the world creating a massive fucking negative karma timebomb
  11. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    faggot
  12. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Kids love to play in sprinklers…more so than nasty urban parks that are populated with crackheads…thank that rich person.

    people on drugs are allowed to be in parks too, its really no business of anyone elses unless theyre being a dick and acting fucked up/bothering the kids/leaving pipes and needles and shit around. kids and people in general will always need to deal with the fact that people that live and think differently than them exist. get over it. youre not doing any good by blackmailing people. youre just a fucking asshole on an ego trip who cant tell the difference between good and bad because you really do think of yourself as godlike
  13. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I think it's reasonable not to expect some nog to kill a store clerk for the $30 in the cash register.

    tell your rich friends that then fam
  14. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    i can just imagine the typical rich asshole from some sitcom just trying to pave the little kids favorite park to turn it into a bank parking lot and he's like "alright you little fucking poor shits, you think youre jesus fucking christ or something? let's see if you can walk on water" and turns the sprinklers on on them while laughing with a typical rich person laugh
  15. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    its such a rich person thing to do to shit on poor people and accuse them of thinking theyre hot shit or the "highest moral authority" for having and wanting people to adhere to basic morality. like not scenarios with hella shades of grey or anything but straight up black and white.
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  17. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    pulls up 5 years later in a drop top six
  18. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    stalking could be a synonym for masturbation

    "what are you doing today?" "oh just gonna chill out, maybe do a little stalkin'"
  19. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Get a grip, fuck that, I lost my mind
    So if the sun goes down I know it's 'bout that time
    This dumb ho acting like he hard to find
    I got his main bitch strapped, I'mma give her the sign
    And let 'em squeeze on that perpetrator
    Hurt will leave his vertebrae reverberating
    Cursed him, he deserved his fate
    Murder in the worst way, should of kept quiet in the first place
    Stab him in the brain 'til the blade break, watch his nerves Harlem Shake
    One shot, all it takes, I'mma turn his head the wrong way until the collar break
  20. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    got my got my polo right, just got my fade did. im on that snow white, thats why im faded
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