Posts by cryptographiccontrarian

1. 2023-06-15 at 10:34 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut

   Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Playing pizza tower
   
   

   
   why that makes me want to kill myself
2. 2023-06-15 at 10:31 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
   

   cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut

   Originally posted by CandyRein New page
   
   

   
   nicki looks like shes straight up about to do a rape and its not going to be just a LARP rape either. like shes trying to calculate exactly what needs to happen in order to cost me a certain amount of money on therapy in the future, or some shit. she could probably use her fingernails as knives to hold to someones jugular if she set them up strong enough. she would be lke the perfect super soldier.
3. 2023-06-15 at 12:05 AM UTC in Why should YT get to bitch about immigration?
   

   cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
   why should they get to speak at all? that dude is a world class cunt
4. 2023-06-14 at 8:34 PM UTC in For a hands-on healthcare-providing 'nurse', CandyRein and all of her alts sure do post a lot...
   

   cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut

   Originally posted by LowFace You typical western man. Dropping out because you can't commit. You no commit. We send you to reprogram jail after war smoke clear

   
   fuck it bro lets just skip the war and go directly to smoking clear
5. 2023-06-14 at 8:32 PM UTC in Hard... Some faggot once said
   

   cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
   im already the strongest one here, mentally. all i see from everyone else is blaming their problems on the beta male (me) and constant complaining. come on guys, take some fuckin responsibility for once
6. 2023-06-14 at 1:52 PM UTC in What do you gain from being here?
   

   cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
   im just passing the time til death
7. 2023-06-12 at 9:46 AM UTC in Catch me up
   

   cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
   ur pronouns are faggot and stalker
8. 2023-06-12 at 9:45 AM UTC in What does Aldra mean?
   

   cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
   bro this place IS a safe space
   
   i'm the only OG totse member left
   
   the rest of you just want to fuck me really bad and pretend to hate me so you can have a fan club without sounding like fanboys
9. 2023-06-12 at 6:44 AM UTC in So I tried fresh wasabi
   

   cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
   if youre gonna cut off his dick though, i dont want to touch that thing
10. 2023-06-12 at 6:43 AM UTC in So I tried fresh wasabi
    

    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut

    Originally posted by 34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg He is a pedophile and should post his home address so we can administer therapy
    I have a method to cure it 100% success rate
    
    
    
    bend over and bleat while I jam this 2l of wasabi laced ginger beer up your ass you simpering quin
    REMAIN STILL
    put your arms and legs in the air and do not resist as I tie you up

    
    he lives in poland. i doubt any of his stories are even real he probably just downs a fifth of bottom shelf vodka every morning then wanders to the local mall and then fantasizes all this shit in his head he thinks is real. even so im down to go to poland with you if you want, fuck it. i'll help you administer therapy sure whatever it is
11. 2023-06-12 at 6:42 AM UTC in i receive messages from god (?)
    

    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut

    Originally posted by 34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg I hate when that happens
    
    I just assume it was skitzophrenia, but George bush was probably onto something
    
    

    
    the young turks guy is a motherfucking jackass
    
    anyone can easily criticize someone one way
    
    bush even admitted he was way out of his lane when talking about evolution, which is usually a subtle sign that someone is intelligent. the young turks dipshit clearly thinks he is right about everything all the time
12. 2023-06-12 at 6:35 AM UTC in i receive messages from god (?)
    

    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut

    Originally posted by 34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg I hate when that happens
    
    I just assume it was skitzophrenia, but George bush was probably onto something
    
    

    
    i thought it was that at first too but then i was like holy shit its not
13. 2023-06-12 at 6:34 AM UTC in So I tried fresh wasabi
    

    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny thats how pedophillia tastes.

    
    so youre not a pedo but then one moment you just immediately become intensely pedophilic and then its gone and your back to normal? weird
14. 2023-06-12 at 6:25 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    

    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ

    
    damn that shits gotta be heavy af
15. 2023-06-12 at 6:25 AM UTC in i receive messages from god (?)
    

    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    i asked him how many times a day users here masturbate and he was like "oh boy LOL u dont wanna know lets just say a LOT"
16. 2023-06-12 at 6:24 AM UTC in i receive messages from god (?)
    

    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    it said there is going to be a surprise (for many) ending. at one point. i wont say which (i have already said it but probably not since like 1-2 years ago) because these fools cant even understand anyways
17. 2023-06-12 at 6:22 AM UTC in i receive messages from god (?)
    

    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    somehow i always know the truth about some things. like a gut feeling i guess you could say. a premonition. ive even been right when literally everyone else told me i was wrong. its crazy shit. im like a prodigy or something. some old guy got mad about it and decided to devote his life to ruining my reputation.
    
    WELP
18. 2023-06-12 at 6:17 AM UTC in Donald Trump to be arraigned Tuesday .8 Miles from my house, best post decides
    

    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    you all cowards heard about razzle dazzle from me dont front
19. 2023-06-12 at 6:16 AM UTC in Catch me up
    

    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    dog walking lugi hocking constantly mocking whos that knocking?
    its the police they heard i was ready to be fleeced but they wrong so go write another song
20. 2023-06-12 at 6:14 AM UTC in Catch me up
    

    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    everyones after my dick call it wangstalking