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Posts by cryptographiccontrarian

  1. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    i dont give a shit you fucking pedo. come find me motherfucker'
  2. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    shut the fuck up you pedophile piece of shit. im going to report your cp along with all your other bullshit to the cops. fuck you
  3. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    its not always between the holes, it is between the holes most of the time because of the hole spacing. you have one hole, then like 10 holes' space worth of belt between two holes, so the probability that the perfect fit will be at some point where a hole lies is unlikely, and much more likely for it to be at a spot where there isn't a hole.

    the perfect fit is achieved by reaching your bodys equilibrium level of thinness with meth where you won't get any more skinny without actually starving yourself uncomfortably.

    /thread
  4. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    in my experience, everyone supports it except me. sometime between occupy wall street and now, there was a massive brainwashing effort that somehow caused almost everyone to do a total 180 on intrusive, fucked up shit. you might as well get used to the fact that everything you ever do will always be recorded somewhere and known now. and the fascist mentality that comes with that, and the resulting atrocities. if random baristas and shit are already able to abuse it for personal shit now, its gotta be pretty deeply entrenched and has probably been going on for a long ass time.

    *yikes*
  5. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    no you guys dont know shit all u gotta do is draw an ellipse and connect 2 pointz
  6. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    oh fuck i used to do that a lot and then end up walking with a limp 24/7
  7. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    this fool really just made a dumbass joke probably back in like 2016 or some shit that probably was never relevant at all to anything and just got caught up repeating it for decades lol
  8. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    MY EX MAN BROUGHT HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND AND SHES LIKE "OH. MY. GOD." BUT IM JUST GONNA SHAKE IT
  9. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No, It just means you dominated a rich bitch.

    thats what you think at first til you realize that she was actually just making a bad boy good for the weekend
  10. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    yea whatever ur just full of hot air
  11. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    well the second one looks like youre trying to be tom cruise but too feminine so id go with the 1st
  12. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Nah… she's way overrated .she wears so much makeup she looks like a clown. I see hotter women at the gym everyday.

    nah you just would be too embarrassed at how swiftly you would finish then shed talk about it on some interview
  13. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    yea it is really easy honestly. it kind of blows my mind how so many people care so much about money yet cant put 2 and 2 together to get some. my anime bitches are laffing
  14. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    you dont have time to know all that about drugs between your soju hangovers cunt
  15. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    yea i am you little bitch
  16. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    in short maybe your life would be better in some capacity if you were just able to be freed of the burden of jus
    t knowing.
  17. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    why the fuck are you so preoccupied with doing weird shit tho

    yea normies and cops are weird sometimes and ask about shit I GUESS
  18. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    lol wtf. just walking around hitting random stims off foil asking people if they "do stuff with adult men" wtf
    why are you here
    why the fuck are any of you here lol

    if i had your dirty ass mefodrome it wash it 3x before i even bothered lookin at itUSUALLY
  19. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein We go deep

    And we don’t get no sleep

    Cuz we be up all night
    Until the morning light ☀️

    We go deep 🎶❤️

    tik tok on the clock but the party dont stop

    ooo000oooOOOooo000ooo
  20. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    are molecular biologists who do stuff like that just sitting around in a lab all day creating big ass swords and weapons out of molecules. you think there's all kinds of precise high tech shit going on but in reality its just jousting on a really small level
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