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Posts by cryptographiccontrarian

  1. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by 34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg it's a seasonal thing and can be annoying sometimes you are just going along in life and suddenly just get compliments and feel like women are being way too nice and it's like please,

    I feel bad because if you are trying to talk to me you gotta be fucking BORED , or maybe I look cool. The worst part is I feel like these younger girls like 18 year olds just fawn over me and how awkward I am and how much I don't give two shit about how retarded and autistic I am .

    I want my bag of cookies and beandredrills because my eyes are scratchy and I need cocaine and mommy milk

    is that bad because you want to do the right thing and be a moral and stand up type of guy and 18 is cutting it real close to illegal so you want to definitely play it safe no matter what but then they somehow always talk you into it and then after you feel extremely guilty, so youre trying to avoid that?

    i look like a suicideboy mixed with a suicide girl
  2. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Meikai Because if I had the capacity to feel full empathy and compassion for every living soul - really feel it - I would have done nothing but scream for the last 30 years.

    at least if that were the case the whole highlighter incident wouldnt have happened
  3. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Will you be using the traditional backpack filled with dynamite and trigger?

    do i look like a dynamite backpack and trigger type of guy to you, spec?
  4. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Get rid of the queers, incels, shutins, druggies, nutjobs and Asians.

    those groups make up the entirety of my social circle that i actually liked. that you assholes havent turned against me anyways
  5. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I saw an old news thing about a guy in a panda hoodie who put on a fake bomb vest made of chocolate bars and tried to get a news station to play his manifesto and it made me think of you.

    yea i still need to write my manifesto im slackin
  6. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    shiiit i used to have compassion and empathy. a while back.

  7. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    im not sure, i have little interest in socializing or dating and i probably look like a skinny poor crackhead but for some reason all these girls keep trying to talk to me all the time. like last night i went to eat pizza and this woman was there waiting for me and she had dressed like this exact thing my ex used to wear. like she obviously went and looked it up and copied it. it makes me feel flattered but slightly weird that they are going through so much trouble sometimes. like are they gonna try to roofie me or something and steal all my shit?
  8. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by 34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Multiple charges, increased charges actually. Honestly is always the best policy.

    haha yea right
  9. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by 34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg you're a judge?

    post home address pls

    yea i am and no way am i posting my address here, someone could dox me are you out of ur fuckin mind
  10. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    fucking waiting to die
  11. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein I was going down the river ..but it was taking me a lot farther than I anticipated…it was just taking my kayak to the land of no return or something

    oh shit like in the movies where all of a sudden theres a dangerous waterfall
  12. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein I thought I knew what I was doing but ended up floating down the river and butt had to do a rescue mission

    what were you trying to do?
  13. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    actually to be honest i am judging a select few of you pretty hard.
  14. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    its kind of a pussy move to do some fucked up shit and then cry whenever theres any form of talk of retaliation. not judging, just saying
  15. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    yea i do almost daily but they deserve it most the time
  16. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein


    ❤️https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNEWoIqVnJ8

    dudes filling up lost health hearts hella fast rn lol

    FUCK THAT WATER LOOKS REJUVENATING
  17. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    my name is tim im a lesser known character
  18. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein Lmao

    ima need some help my veins are fucking rekt after the last week lol
  19. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    anyone got any h or somethin
  20. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    shut the fuck up and kill yourself plz
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