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  1. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    robosham
  2. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    it was many things to all people
  3. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    interesting thread OP, i think im going to go to a thrift store today because it will be on my way (maybe even two, fuck, who knows). we can compare experiences when i get back
  4. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    im going to ride my bike to the cocks (cox) store but i need to eat breakfast first
  5. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    fuck an electric car, get an electric van then you can put a power generator inside and then go around siphoning gas into it or plugging it in when you can. the idea isnt for mechanical efficiency or environmental protection, its just so you can go around telling girls ur vehicle is hybrid for clout and maximize the sources of stealable power.
  6. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat boyfriend 19 yrs old fucked her on top in front of everyone but relaly jsut me just to spite me because she was i to me

    so basically you got fucked by a 19 year old dude is what youre saying
  7. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Meikai have you considered… like… resigning yourself to a life with no pussy and praying? by which i do not mean become a clergyman, just… accept it ain't gonna happen, but hold onto a sliver of hope? divert your energy away from the places it's currently going, and toward literally anything other than social stuff? you're autistic. doing speed and trying to get laid is cringe when you do it. (i know from experience)

    yea, do what i did when i did speed, shut yourself out from the world and blast happy hardcore and paint everything/deconstruct your furniture/trash the place then just once a month or so get twacked the fuck out and clean for 24 hours straight but never actually get anywhere with cleaning because you get too caught up meticulously cleaning like a 4 foot square area the entire time
  8. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    i dont know if youre seriously out there trying to pick up 16-18 year old ukrainian chicks or if it its just a way overblown joke that for some reason you keep repeating for years on end since i find both equally as unlikely as repulsive (but hey its gotta be one or the other, right?) but if you are for real its probably because a 25+ male has absolutely nothing in common with a girl that age and so naturally nothing would ever develop in terms of anything really. i mean have you ever actually talked to one? i havent but even talking to like 20 year old girls is like "holy shit wtf am i doing listening to this trash get me the fuck out of here plz'
  9. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    the internet is dead. once the normies all moved in for good and made the internet the defacto irl they brought (or at least to the best of their ability) the sOcIaL rUlEs AhD cOnSeQuEncEs with them and now nobody appreciates things like watching some dude IV a quarter g of 2c-e on cam and shit like that
  10. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    and rub it out tee hee hee
  11. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ so do I, so if you beat me you could really rub it in

    id probably rub it in anyway
  12. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    algorithms cant fuck with anomalous logic
  13. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    i would but i suck at chess
  14. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley I just wanted to do an update, he ate the last sandwich today.

    thanks for the update i was wondering about this all week
  15. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    i mean it did literally start as a literature store so your liberal use of literary is literally correct
  16. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT just finished trimmin buds again,, no more room in the freezer

    smoke some then fill it up again tomorrow lol
  17. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    its 'about time'

    tee hee hee
  18. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    EATING CEREAL
  19. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ 'We have detected that one or more of your recent opponents has violated our Fair Play Policy. As compensation for potentially unfair rating losses, we adjusted your following ratings'

    hehe. got 'eem

  20. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra gape escape

    uncertain still, maybe
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