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why do you guys think seriously

  1. #1
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    i fuck it up with texts or writing later?
  2. #2
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    probably

    like, the content of those texts/that writing. plus their interactions with you in person. i dunno, i've never met you. but based on your posting here i can only picture you chatting up lasses with the energy of an overexcited 6 year old or golden retriever who's really happy to see you. it's cute for like 2 minutes and then it's just... "jesus christ... down, boy". i imagine you've fucked it up long before you even send a text.
  3. #3
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    have you considered... like... resigning yourself to a life with no pussy and praying? by which i do not mean become a clergyman, just... accept it ain't gonna happen, but hold onto a sliver of hope? divert your energy away from the places it's currently going, and toward literally anything other than social stuff? you're autistic. doing speed and trying to get laid is cringe when you do it. (i know from experience)
  4. #4
    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    i dont know if youre seriously out there trying to pick up 16-18 year old ukrainian chicks or if it its just a way overblown joke that for some reason you keep repeating for years on end since i find both equally as unlikely as repulsive (but hey its gotta be one or the other, right?) but if you are for real its probably because a 25+ male has absolutely nothing in common with a girl that age and so naturally nothing would ever develop in terms of anything really. i mean have you ever actually talked to one? i havent but even talking to like 20 year old girls is like "holy shit wtf am i doing listening to this trash get me the fuck out of here plz'
  5. #5
    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Meikai have you considered… like… resigning yourself to a life with no pussy and praying? by which i do not mean become a clergyman, just… accept it ain't gonna happen, but hold onto a sliver of hope? divert your energy away from the places it's currently going, and toward literally anything other than social stuff? you're autistic. doing speed and trying to get laid is cringe when you do it. (i know from experience)

    yea, do what i did when i did speed, shut yourself out from the world and blast happy hardcore and paint everything/deconstruct your furniture/trash the place then just once a month or so get twacked the fuck out and clean for 24 hours straight but never actually get anywhere with cleaning because you get too caught up meticulously cleaning like a 4 foot square area the entire time
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