My roommate got high and made 30 sandiwches

1. 2023-10-20 at 5:01 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   Like two loaves of bread, a pound of sliced ham, expensive cheese, and then he loaded the bread bag with the sandiwches and I wake up to this. So I'm like Why? and he's all excited like he painted the mona lisa and wants to tell me how we have sandiwches.
   
   :/ Folks I Was gonna use some of the bread.
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2. 2023-10-20 at 5:03 PM UTC

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   Kawkasian African Astronaut
   It's time to man up bradders and live on your own instead of all these so called "room mates"
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3. 2023-10-20 at 5:29 PM UTC

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   totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
   
   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Kawkasian It's time to man up bradders and live on your own instead of all these so called "room mates"

   
   "My roomate kidnapped and raped a child"
4. 2023-10-26 at 8:26 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   I just wanted to do an update, he ate the last sandwich today.
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5. 2023-10-26 at 10:02 PM UTC

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   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Kawkasian It's time to man up bradders and live on your own instead of all these so called "room mates"

   
   Roommates are nice because half the time the toilets already still warmed up for you, and everything like that.
   
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6. 2023-10-26 at 11 PM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   5 sandwiches a day
7. 2023-10-26 at 11:04 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by aldra 5 sandwiches a day

   
   Doesn't seem that unreasonable. 2 for lunch 2 for din din and a snack sandwich late at night or for breakfast. I'm sure they weren't Scooby-Doo style 12-tiered towers.
8. 2023-10-26 at 11:18 PM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   yeah especially if he's sharing. if you make that many sandwiches you kind of have to eat them fast before they go bad
9. 2023-10-26 at 11:30 PM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   one time i ate 11 sandwiches in a day...
   
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10. 2023-10-27 at 1:31 AM UTC

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    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bradley I just wanted to do an update, he ate the last sandwich today.

    
    thanks for the update i was wondering about this all week
11. 2023-10-27 at 2:17 AM UTC

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    toilet clogger Houston
    ham is nasty and he ate premade sandwiches that were 6 days old 😂
12. 2023-10-27 at 4:15 AM UTC

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    my romate did the exact same thing but he literary made thirty ONE sandwiches
13. 2023-10-27 at 4:25 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Honey I bought 98 beers specifically for a reason and I awoke and noticed there were only 97 WHAT THE FUCK is your problem and do you want to die today ? You do? oh ok, well get over here then. *kill wife*
14. 2023-10-27 at 6:08 AM UTC

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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Lol Brad lives with random other ssi meth heads and considers them 'roomates'
    
    Brad u realize life is a lot easier if you just ...
    
    Oh nevermind...
    
    GO BRADLEY!