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Posts by cryptographiccontrarian

  1. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    the spiritual revelations you experience after prolonged extreme bundy and 2c-e abuse are probably impossible to handle for the normal human being, and seeing how he has transcended that to the degree that he has, it wouldnt be too surprising
  2. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fox Suicide cult strikes again

    TC actually stands for tom cruise which is referencing scientology so it makes sense.
    LRH was known to include spiritual practices for "exteriorization" like the R2-45 afterall

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R2-45
  3. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I was talking to this girl outside a sinny (now I'm having flashbacks of other girls outside the sinny), she was saying she just finished her doctorate and was diagnosed with cancer right after, late 20s. Felt bad for her.

    is the sinny where they play movies made in hellywood
  4. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    One of the hardest things to cope with is the morbid curiosity of other people. People with no direct involvement might be asking you (with pretend concern) about how you're coping, in the hope that you're going to let slip some titbit for them to gossip about. This is very distressing and you should have no hesitation telling them to get lost.
  5. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    eh....touche, ill give u that
  6. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Village Idiot https://youtu.be/llTyo4djEK4?si=RL-dGEyfEx9IjX-d

    i believe the unthinkable can come true, if you want it to. im capable of anything and so are you, if no ones watching you

    😄🖤
  7. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Loing Hey crypto graphic cintrarian, what is one of your deeply held beliefs?

    green is a far better color than red is every possible capacity, especially when it comes to salsa. i noticed a lot of people try to trigger me by always asking for specifically red salsa at the mexican place by where i live but im always just like "lol WTF are you even doing' because everyone knows theyre just going to go home and SUFFER through either throwing their salsa/hot sauce away or eating red when they know they COULD be having green. then i just think how badly they must have been hurt by my trolling at some point to want to put themselves through that and i feel important
  8. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    wtf says "taking my 5th"? its called pleading the fifth this thread is a setup by the feds because hes just going to add "grader" to the end of "im taking my 5th" so any answer will lead to ur door getting kicked in and then it will be circulated through a secret government program that utilizes a complex network of police informants in conjunction with craigslist, fb marketplace etc and furniture and thrift stores to run a massive underground black market of secondhand furniture circulation
  9. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    YUNNGGGGG MULLLAAAAA BAAAABY
  10. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Lookin' for the one? Well, bitch, you're looking at the one
    I'm the best yet, and yet, my best is yet to come
    'Cause I've been lookin' for somebody, not just any fuckin' body
    Don't make me catch a body, that's for any and everybody
    Oh my God, she hit me up all day, get no response
    Bitch, you blow my high, that's like turnin' gold to bronze
    Roll my eyes
    And when she on the molly, she a zombie
    She think we Clyde and Bonnie, but it's more like Whitney and Bobby
    God forgive me
    Tunechi F, finessin', I'm a legend
    Straight up out The Crescent, fly your bae down for the Essence
    For the record I knew Khaled when that boy was spinnin' records
    Mula Gang, winnin' record, I'm just flexin' on my exes, oh God
  11. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
  12. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    i thrifted hard today i got some updates incoming i might go get some pizza first though sorry im just keepin it 100 fam
  13. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    i mean hes not wrong though
  14. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra he's well taken care of, just comes to my window to come inside if he can't get the neighbours' attention

    he wants tuna bro
  15. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    the nagging continues
  16. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    i dont have a confession becaues its not sunday plus ive never actually done anything wrong in my life
  17. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    maybe my morning mantra from now on will be a front page flush

    then one day when im CEO of all of elon musks comapanies after i fuck grimes live on cam and he gets trolled relentlessly by twitter and then goes and hides in a cave and i assume responsibility for the beast system but just turn it into a giant party and they ask me my success secret ill just smile and say "oh u wouldnt understand it anyway, HONEY"
  18. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mashlehash I want a gamecube, not a dream cast. It's 12x98

    u almost got me with that
  19. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra nigger next door keeps trying to break in my window


    dont be a cunt, leave a can of tuna or somethin out there for him
  20. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs

    once i heard this song at a rave when i was rolling balls off of 50/50 5/6-apb and probably some mxe and synethetic cannabinoids as well and i passed this stage where they were playing this song and it creeped me the fuck out
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