the cops came to my door today to make sure i wasnt hearing voices, suicidal, and that i had eaten today lol. they were pretty chill. apparently i missed work and my work was concerned something had happened. im not sure how that happened because i was waiting in the normal spot to be picked up well after the time pickup usually occurs, and even poked my head out a couple times over the following 15 minutes after that. my phone was broken though since mmmq's bitchass broke it so maybe they switched the time or something and i didnt get the message. its still broken too because i went to go buy a new one but then the dude started acting all shady and i was like eh im good i'll come back some other time. hopefully they pick me up tomorrow because i have no way of contacting them, or if they dont, then at least hopefully they dont call the cops again. although the police were very friendly. after i closed the door when they left i realized there was a shitload of narcan and oral syringe wrappers right behind me probably in plain view, lolz.
also my landlords had the plumbers come over and chop a bunch of holes in the wall so that everyone would notice i guess because they thought i cut a hole in my floor that water leaked into. i didnt though, i had an email exchange from 2015 with the owner of the building showing where i asked them to fix something, they sawed a hole in the ground, and then i had to have them come back twice more just to get it somewhat fixed. so now my building has big ass holes chopped in the hallways that were purposely made to be conspicuous but the only ones they have to blame are themselves. yikes dawg.
i think there was something else i was going to write here but i forget now. i hella want some limeade though
solicit it, pussy, im not scared
bitch i dont fuckin remember
2023-10-06 at 1:52 AM UTC
in
What about Taylor and Travis?
travis is me
me and tay tay are entering a platonic asexual marriage just to troll the world
we'll still fuck sometimes though
2023-10-06 at 12:36 AM UTC
in
Play 🥺 nice 👍🙂 cook rice 🌾 😺
playing "mean" and permanently and then asking others to play nice is such a bitch move
if anyone wants to dispute that im all ears
but you cant
because you are bitches so you love bitch moves
bitch
2023-10-05 at 2:03 PM UTC
in
One of my New Biggest Fears
i dont know whether i am on the side with the lasers and shit or not
2023-10-05 at 2:01 PM UTC
in
when you die
also if anyone but my mom cries just know that im mocking you HARD
2023-10-05 at 2 PM UTC
in
when you die
i only want a funeral if its open casket but should have been a closed casket. if someone wants to mourn me they better fuckin prove they cared about me and thats the only way i can think of. im not trying to have my death be an occasion for a bunch of blowhards to circle jerk about a bunch of bullshit and make themselves look good
i'll give you a grant of $100/month to be my personal bodyguard/bestfriend
nobody can deny im magnetic af.
im like the opposite pole and when you see it its so repulsive you cant help but be attracted
idk dont ask me how the shit works bro its science
you'll sure go through a lot of effort for not caring tho
i mean, i do too, but im on meth
i go to court like king arthurs court and cant wait to leave court so i can hit the weed like a newport
