2015-07-25 at 1:02 AM UTC
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Shitty Technical Jokes
What do poorly implemented recursive functions and my dad have in common? They never return.
2015-07-25 at 1:01 AM UTC
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Shitty Technical Jokes
All my relationships are a bit like java anonymous classes, they seem like a good idea at first but I can never seem to get any closure.
Ye, there have been small DDoS attacks on and off since rdfrn closed but cloudflare takes the brunt of it. Hosting is a bit shitty too, no doubt, but the largest part actually seems to be vB's retarded "cache management" strategy for css that ends up actually being "fuck your cache, you'll reload the css every time like it or not" on top of the fact that the css is actually dynamically generated every time instead of served off the HD like it should be.
I'll get around to fixing it one day, maybe.
yes, come to our capitalistic paradise and see how the free market has transformed the US into a utopia where no one wants for anything and you can't turn around without innovation thrusting it's strong independent and individualistic dick up your ass and making sweet sweet non-aggressive mutually agreed love to you.
2015-07-24 at 1:51 AM UTC
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Shitty Technical Jokes
What do lisp programmers and professional criminals have in common?
First they do a lot of cons, then they have a lot of cars.
P.S. I actually have some experience with medical imaging and no offense but refusing an ultrasound based on "but it was made in the 90s!"(not actually true) is dumb. There are some gnarly imaging techniques in the world (CT scans, while being one of the most informative techniques for non-cranial medical imaging, represent a very heavy dose of radiation relative to what we would otherwise be exposed to in a year) but ultrasounds isn't one of them. The images it produces are comparatively quite poor in quality because they're so low-energy, but that's why we use them for examining infants. Very smart people have spent a lot of time considering imaging protocols based on a lot of evidence, you take a lot more risk in denying your doctor information about potentially life threatening conditions than you do from exposing your child to ultrasounds.
I'm split between actually wanting to know the effects of nootropics in children vs the obvious ethical issue of a lay-person giving drugs with no history of use in children to their infant. In the end though I don't think we can justify it. I mean I'm happy to sacrifice some children for the advancement of scientific knowledge, especially since intelligence enhancement could reasonably be far more effective in the post-natal period and we stand to benefit greatly, as a society, from more information there. But ultimately an untrained mother giving doses of a schmorgesborg of chemicals based on... I don't even know what you'd base doses on, to a single infant (who we also know was exposed to at least two other drugs in the womb (not saying it was or wasn't harmful, but it would cast doubt on any results you might observe)) doesn't really serve any purpose. Even if you observed an amazing outcome, it wouldn't justify an actual rigorous study of whatever you ended up using by a medical institution in whose results we could have any meaningful level of faith. And the risk is obvious, the brain chemistry of infants is significantly different from that of adults, what's good for the goose is not always good for the gander (and adults taking nootropics are often rolling the dice themselves in the cases of drugs with little to no clinical history).
2015-07-23 at 6:42 AM UTC
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Shitty Technical Jokes
Why did the developer choose to do his project in PHP? Because he didn't node any better
2015-07-23 at 6:41 AM UTC
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Shitty Technical Jokes
What was Alonzo Church's favorite meat? Lamb, DUH!
Did you know Denis Richie was a chemist briefly before waiting C? His area of study was MALLOCular STRUCTures
2015-07-23 at 3:24 AM UTC
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attn arthur
I'm been drinking a niggerton of gin and tonics lately, and my legs are restful as FUCK. Shit works blood
sometimes I tempted to send you real drugs just so you'll realize how shitty household inhalants are.
2015-07-23 at 3:18 AM UTC
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dont spend drugs on money
I dont wsnt yourtr blood monry dryg
Don't starter with me boy
2015-07-22 at 4:56 PM UTC
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ATTN: Amerifags.
The singular reason anyone should consider giving Trump their vote is for the comedy of seeing him scream "YOURE FIRED" at his staff and politicians while his toupee falls off. Also his daughter is kinda hot and you'd get to see her ass on TV more often.
This, however, does not justify making a glorified real estate agent the president in order to fuck the poor for the benefit of an (ironically) idealistic vision of america that will never come about and never existed to start with.
2015-07-22 at 4:47 AM UTC
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Story time.
lol, freaky shit.
I want to believe but if I were a betting man I'd say your sister was just fucking with you. Like with a google voice number she could have called you via the web interface without having her phone with her. Even if she doesn't have one there are probably services that can do that same thing. And that's def a good way to freak a nigga out lol.