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2015-08-19 at 7:14 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition

Lanny Bird of Courage

Lol, ovaltine is pretty dope but at absolute best Crouton tastes like green tea which isn't bad but that sensation usually lasts for a decent sip or two before it starts tasting like pure nausea. I mean I admit, it's not _that_ bad, I can down that shit with cold water if I have to, but the unpleasant dosing experience and the mild high combine to make me really apathetic towards any kind of regular use.

2015-08-19 at 7:04 AM UTC in Throwaway shit is the best shit

Lanny Bird of Courage

Anyone else notice this? I mainly notice it with shows and stuff, if I expect something to just be a mildly entertaining time-filler it's a lot more likely to really stick out as mind-blowing to me but I see it in other media as well, books, visual art, even music to some extent. I guess on some level, anything you go into with low expectations is more likely to impress you but I also think there's something to say for the psychological wedge of "trashy" media that has the power to free us from traditional critical judgement and classical limitations of enjoyment.

2015-08-19 at 5:37 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition

Lanny Bird of Courage

hmmm a drug bandolier? Or what is that? its even fucking camo pattern.

I would try one for Crouton, Everywhere I go, I carry around a lunch ice box with a scale, spoon, scale cup, and several quarter kilo bags, because you have to dose the shit every three hours to maintain a habit. Haven't yet had to explain to a cop what it is. Not looking forward to it.

Lol, that's some dedication nigga. Dosing Crouton with zero tolerance of a fucking chore, I feel like throwing the shit up half the time I don't think I could sustain a habit if I wanted to.

2015-08-19 at 5:13 AM UTC in collapse all subforums

Lanny Bird of Courage

something something shakespeare monkeys on meth or whatever

2015-08-19 at 5:12 AM UTC in Who's the quintessential member?

Lanny Bird of Courage

Yeah, probably. I mean all the old totse posters either outgrew that mindset or are still here, generally debilitated by drugs or other inabilities to cope with real life (or both). This place (not just this site but basically everything after the first year or two of zoklet) is fucking death in the same way cigarettes, alcohol, and heroin are. A comfortable flavor of death that'll kill you like anything else but that you don't really mind because fuck, what else really deserves to end your sorry ass? Rather die on the hill I know than some other niggers manufactured alamo.

2015-08-19 at 4:48 AM UTC in collapse all subforums

Lanny Bird of Courage

what about a hot topics bar?

It's on the list of things I'll get around to sometime. When was the last time you coded something?

2015-08-19 at 4:39 AM UTC in Who's the quintessential member?

Lanny Bird of Courage

Official ranking by perceived level of general ability to function in modern society:

sophie
arthur treacher
lanny
tdr
mmQ
§m£ÂgØL
malice
the trianglists (morphinan and sploo)
spectral

2015-08-19 at 3:12 AM UTC in So I have Ashley's address...

Lanny Bird of Courage

how do you feel about this album?

i want to like it for the album cover. i sort of do so far.

Objectively bad mixing but the vocalist has a nice last-era punk vibe and it's a respectable use of quasi-sarcastic electronics.

2015-08-19 at 2:55 AM UTC in So I have Ashley's address...

Lanny Bird of Courage

Excruciating Deth (phase gamma)

yo

2015-08-19 at 2:51 AM UTC in collapse all subforums

Lanny Bird of Courage

I'd like my own personal subforum where I can post un-funny one liners and reply to myself and also thank myself. Thank me.

ftfy

2015-08-19 at 2:46 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition

Lanny Bird of Courage

I've run away from my home state and I am currently living in a cave on the west coast, hitchhiked all the way here. I'm using a solar powered charger to charge my laptop/electronics and it takes forever but it works. If it weren't for my hotspot usb thing i wouldn't have internet in here. I've been making runs to the store for water and food and I have a water collection system all rigged up right now. Almost have enough food. I'm not leaving until I'm sure it's safe.

hey §m£ÂgØL, come to san francisco. We have really friendly policies towards vagrants and there's this dope alley right next to where I live with a hostel you could stay at or just set up shop in the alley. I'd give you my wifi password and throw food at you once a day or something and if you're nice I'd let you stay in the gated part outside my door so you don't have to fight the other bums who want this prime real estate. You could even use my shower before job interviews at fast food restaurants or something if you sucked my dick for it.

It's a sweet deal mang, consider it.

2015-08-19 at 2:37 AM UTC in nootropics and a developing brain

Lanny Bird of Courage

I mean, besides angry that your meth/whale milk idea wasn't given fair consideration

2015-08-19 at 2:36 AM UTC in nootropics and a developing brain

Lanny Bird of Courage

So §m£ÂgØL, how will you feel if this ends up giving your kid eye cancer or something?

2015-08-19 at 2:30 AM UTC in collapse all subforums

Lanny Bird of Courage

whats the point of having 30 different subforums when 90% of them have like 10 posts in total? it would look less barren if there was only one forum and possibly increase forum activity.

Merging forums is the biggest jerkoff non-improvement, it doesn't do shit and it leads to drama about where to post what and why someones favorite forum got rolled in with whatever else. A bunch of slow subforums don't hurt anything, just ignore them if you don't want to post in them.

2015-08-18 at 5:24 AM UTC in -=TTFN=-

Lanny Bird of Courage

I deleted my account because Metaphysicist became a weak, coddling, hand-holding, pandering little bitch. I don't contribute or conspire or assist anything which is controlled by self-confessed anti-Totse enemies of the Temple. They can just eat shit and die. I'll never fold. I'll never surrender my integrity. I'll never lay down like a dumb dog in the road for anyone, even Metaphysicist, who I still consider somewhat of a friend. You could offer me one million dollars in cash to betray the Temple, and I would spit in your face. So, of course, I deleted my account. Not going to help any deliberate asshat do anything at all to muddy up the spirit of a once-great nation. Ever.

Have you ever thought that maybe the reason everyone who's ever given you any level of respect, authority, or their time on these boards is now on your shitlist and may or may not reciprocate the feeling of hate isn't because literally everyone is a "totse traitor" but rather because you're an insufferable blowhard? Like has it ever even crossed your mind as a shadow of a possibility that you might not be the ultimate source of authority on everything ever?

Is there anyone left who isn't a totse traitor in your mind?

2015-08-18 at 3:39 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition

Lanny Bird of Courage

I mean light tubes have been a thing for a long time but you might be thinking of of something fancier. They kinda fall in and out of architectural fashion every decade or so. I usually associate them with shitty LA housing from like the 80s that had to make air and light requirements but didn't want to put front facing windows on a house knowing they were going to get broken, although some "ultra modern" housing uses them because they do make sense. In most modern construction though, they're usually just a way to cope with building code requirements on rooms that aren't supposed to have windows by design but have light requirements, usually turn up on plans but somehow get forgotten during construction.

2015-08-18 at 3:27 AM UTC in The end of days september 2015 Blood moon rising

Lanny Bird of Courage

I do not approve of endtimes and wish only to return to an era of civility.

2015-08-18 at 3:23 AM UTC in is everyone evil

Lanny Bird of Courage

Even at risk to yourself? Would you like that, being the pussy that you are (you've said this yourself, I'm not ascribing it to you)? There's always a cost.

Yes, even at risk to yourself, there's literally nothing we could require of a person that didn't put them at some level of risk for some level of loss. NAP asks us to do something at risk to ourselves (things like pre-emptive war are prohibited), it hardly seems like a damning requirement for a moral principle.

And by duty, do you mean you should be legally compelled to and suffer consequences if you fail to, or just an unbinding moral obligation?

The latter, although almost everyone thinks there's a subset of your total moral duties that ought to be enforced by law, as do I.

2015-08-18 at 3:17 AM UTC in Light turns on every time i masturbate

Lanny Bird of Courage

lol

2015-08-18 at 2:05 AM UTC in is everyone evil

Lanny Bird of Courage

Of course and i support charity 100%, it just isn't charity if it's enforced by the government.

Fair enough. I should have said "While your mind may boggle at notion of helping perfect strangers I think most people are fairly well acquainted with, at least, the idea of obligations to others". You think we're obligated not to throw children into bodies of water, I think we're obligated to pull them out. Minimally the idea of having a duty towards strangers should be non-surprising for everyone involved.

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