Posts by Lanny

2016-04-12 at 4:43 AM UTC in 36 STUPID FEMINIST QUESTIONS ANSWERED

Lanny Bird of Courage

[greentext]>literally includes an amazing atheist clip in his own shitty video[/greentext]
this guy is embarrassing to even listen to.

2016-04-11 at 4:31 PM UTC in The dumbest person you know

Lanny Bird of Courage

Is it legal to date downies? Isn't that like taking advantage or something? Is she legally competent to give consent?

2016-04-11 at 4:29 PM UTC in Are bernie cuckhold sanders supporters fucking fucktarded man?

Lanny Bird of Courage

^its just as valid/flawed/biased as any of the other major news shows

While that's demonstrably not true I don't remember saying any other major news media was unbiased. I just said people who take the oriley factor seriously are fucktarded. Which is true, evidenced by this very thread.

2016-04-11 at 4:25 PM UTC in Considering buying a hooker

Lanny Bird of Courage

so is this "satire" right now or are you really this much of a fuccboi?

2016-04-11 at 4:20 PM UTC in Do Gay Men Grow Beards Even Though They're Supposed to be a Woman?

Lanny Bird of Courage

Ok, Mr. Smartypants. What gender is a gay person. Male or female?

Well since "gay" has become a gender neutral term the question doesn't really have an answer, you can be either male or female and still be gay. The point being if a guy acts in a typically masculine way and prefers sex with men then we don't seem to have any reason to call him a woman.

2016-04-11 at 6:22 AM UTC in I want to eat this girl's collegiate ass

Lanny Bird of Courage

She's legitimately like a 5 or 6. That bleach blonde is repulsive and she takes wayyyy too many pictures of herself.

2016-04-11 at 6:16 AM UTC in Are bernie cuckhold sanders supporters fucking fucktarded man?

Lanny Bird of Courage

No, but people who take the oriley factor seriously are.

2016-04-11 at 6:08 AM UTC in What religion are you?

Lanny Bird of Courage

Most believe in predestination thats what allows them to act in such ways, sure some people slightly deviate from the orthodox view of their "religion" but most protestants heavily carry those Calvinism like entitites into their religion. You can't deny that.

I can, and did a few posts ago when I named two protestant denominations who make up a majority of the protestant population. Which of those two denominations do you think accept calvinist predetermination and what evidence do you have for that conclusions

I think the argument is he wasn't necessarily a bad person, he just didn't adhere to the catholic tenets very well

this.

2016-04-11 at 5:55 AM UTC in ATTN: Will Taggart

Lanny Bird of Courage

Can we keep this thread on topic? Specifically to the subject of spectroll's fake-PI

2016-04-11 at 2:35 AM UTC in What religion are you?

Lanny Bird of Courage

Anyways I told you my position on predestination. Like it or leave it lanny the tranny.

I didn't ask what your position on predestination was, I'm asking for your response to the fact that a majority of protestants actually believe in free will. Do you admit you were wrong when you said they didn't or do you have some evidence to the contrary?

inb4 Bill Krozby doesn't understand the question
inb4 Bill Krozby tries to duck the question with "you sound frothy breh"

2016-04-11 at 2:20 AM UTC in What religion are you?

Lanny Bird of Courage

I've repented for my sins, and I haven't done drugs in almost a year, sure i drink often but still

You just made a thread about buying drugs and a hooker...

if you know anything about Catholicism, we believe that we were all born sinners.

Lol, I don't think you know what that expression is supposed to mean. It's certainly not meant as a justification for sinning.

Sorry not everything fits into your tiny lil box and your tiny lil jedi cuck narrative about what catholics are. JFK was a catholic and he was an adulterer and used drugs/alcohol on a daily basis, but part of the reason why he was assassinated was because he went against the status quo and wasn't a protestant like most freemason presidents in the past have been.

Sure JFK was a catholic, but not a great catholic. Likewise I haven't seen anyone deny that you're a catholic, we just think you're really shitty at it.

also still waiting on you to reply to the predestination thing. Next reply you make without responding to that will be an official concession of your new BTFO status.

2016-04-10 at 11:37 PM UTC in What religion are you?

Lanny Bird of Courage

Also waiting for a response to my point about protestant ideas around predestination.

2016-04-10 at 11:36 PM UTC in What religion are you?

Lanny Bird of Courage

Premarital sex and drug use are the two you bring up a lot, both of which church doctrine makes no exceptions for. I'm sure we could come up with a lot of things but those two alone would seem put you on the naughty list.

2016-04-10 at 10:51 PM UTC in What religion are you?

Lanny Bird of Courage

Sure the pope might slap the shit out of me, but he'd only do it because he loves me. It's called tough love. Germans wouldn't know anything about that as they are weak in character and self righteous.

RisiR does make a good point though. What do you think about the fact that you violate many of your own moral standards? You can't really think you're living up to what catholics would call being a good person. So do you think you're going to hell and just don't care or do you somehow think your lifestyle isn't enough to condemn you by Catholic standards?

2016-04-10 at 10:40 PM UTC in What religion are you?

Lanny Bird of Courage

LOL, Do you realize, that thats not true?

We get about half the protestant population between the Baptists and Lutherans. Baptists don't have specific doctrine but it should be obvious that the majority of the laity do believe in free will (either compatibilist or libertarian) just by merit of the fact that most people do. Martin Luther leaned mystic on the subject, if you want to get into the details of whether or not he personally believed in calvinist style predestination we can. But the more important point is if you ask any Lutheran theologian today if they believe in free will the answer will almost unanimously be yes, which they may follow with something along with the lines of "but that doesn't rule out predestination" but that's besides the point.

At this point you might say something like "but you can't possibly believe in predestination and free will at the same time" to which I'd respond that empirically that's false, people do, clearly. I'd give you unless you start stretching the meaning of one or the other you probably have an inconsistent pair of ideas but that's something that doesn't bother you since you supposedly believe in both an all-knowing god but reject predestination and all the hemming and hawing of Aquinas and co will never change that. Not that I expect you know the first thing about Thomistic thought or even the problem it's supposed to be addressing.

2016-04-10 at 10:20 PM UTC in The dumbest person you know

Lanny Bird of Courage

Yup, first thing that came to mind.

There's an interesting question of what point stupid becomes developmental disability, I've known lower-functioning people than Bill Krozby but they were all diagnosed with some sort of mental illness. I sometimes wonder if Bill Krozby really does have some undiagnosed condition (lifestyle and social class both work against his chances of receiving a diagnosis or clinical treatment) and we've just been making fun of someone with a real condition for the past couple of years, AND posted the same thing in another thread (not sure how serious he was) and I was like "yeah, I could see that".

2016-04-10 at 8:45 PM UTC in What religion are you?

Lanny Bird of Courage

I'm a Catholic because I believe people have their own free will unlike protestants who believe they have no free will.

Lol, you realise only a fairly small minority of protestants hold to calvinist notions of predestination right?

2016-04-10 at 8:37 PM UTC in Do Gay Men Grow Beards Even Though They're Supposed to be a Woman?

Lanny Bird of Courage

But, seriously, if you're supposed to be a woman, why the hell would you grow a beard?

Well gay men, by merit of being men, are not women nor are they "supposed" to be. One wonders where you'd get an idea like that.

2016-04-10 at 5:26 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition

Lanny Bird of Courage

I don't regret it. I have the perfect text typed up to get the place I want. Now I just need to install an SMS scheduler to send it in the morning, it's too late now. Summary: I'm genuinely the perfect tenant and have the references to prove it, and, most importantly, money. I am willing to pay extra, months in advance, to secure the place I want. I've taken new pics of my money stash with a new identity stamp. and will include that I've already paid last months rent and will receive my deposit when I move out, boosting my savings by around $1700. I'm also willing and want to sign the papers immediately after a quick examination.

That sounds more like creepy likely-to-murder-a-hooker-in-the-unit tenant than perfect tenant tbh

2016-04-09 at 4:07 PM UTC in Considering buying a hooker

Lanny Bird of Courage

I've been saving up money and I kinda feel like indulging a bit since I have a lil money saved up. I know its totally an impulse buy but sometimes you've just got to get it out of your system.

This. This right here is why Bill Krozbydogs is never ever going to happen. You can't have more than a few dollars in your pocket before you experience and refuse to curb an irresistible urge to do something stupid with it. You should be glad you don't make much money, it's like a safety mechanism, as long as you're dogshit poor the amount of damage you can do to yourself is limited by your fiscal impotence to fuck things up.

On the other hand if you took me up on that election wager instead of ignoring every time I bring it up like a pussy you could make either Bill Krozbydogs a reality in one fell swoop or die of a overdose on shitty cut to hell coke (it'd be the latter, but the illusion of choice is a good motivator).

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