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Football Sunday Discussion & Criticisms (Mostly just be critciizing people as always with no real on topic discussion)
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2024-09-29 at 9:43 PM UTCyeahbecause I really like to cause drama and spam on the itnernet
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2024-09-29 at 9:43 PM UTC
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2024-09-30 at 1:17 AM UTCI can't watch my team because I'd probably have to pay for NFL Network and stream the game since I'm not in the viewing area so I have to just check scores on Google but my Bengals finally got their first win today!
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2024-09-30 at 1:28 AM UTCmy penis got so many hickeys on it you think he a bengal fan
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2024-09-30 at 5:11 AM UTC
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2024-10-01 at 1:37 AM UTCI feel asleep
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2024-10-01 at 1:38 AM UTC
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2024-10-01 at 1:39 AM UTCYour form is relentless fshThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-10-04 at 6:25 AM UTCthose Giants are going down!!!!!!
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2024-10-04 at 10:57 AM UTCI agree with you, Bradley.
I find it such cultish, borderline religious behavior out of football fans. They all have a burning desire to watch each and every game that is aired and will experience a type of withdrawal syndrome which usually displays as depression if they are unable to watch the game for any reason.
In addition to sitting in front of the TV for hours and hours while wearing their favorite team's memorabilia, they will also have other games that they also would like to watch on their laptop and the stats of yet another game on their phone so they can simultaneously experience three games at once. They seem to get some sort of high off of it.
While the games are on, it is completely consuming to them. They are incapable of interaction, discussion, or anything else because they are so powerfully emotionally invested in what they are watching, completely captivated by the men in tight fitting attire chase after a ball. If their team wins, they jump into the air and scream this wild, animalistic scream. If watching with other fans, they might hug each other, chest bump, or high-five in some weird fraternal-like ritual. They leave the room high on endorphins. Their heart beating hard with joy and a permanent smile etched upon their face.
Likewise, if their team loses, they are met with crippling depression and devolve into solitary confinement where they lie face down in the dark and refuse to speak to anyone or go to work or do anything but lie there in their misery because of men in the TV who didn't catch the ball correctly. lol
It's actually pretty pathetic, really. I always said, those that are hardcore football fans are of the homosexual and low IQ variety.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-10-04 at 1:03 PM UTC
Originally posted by Grimace I agree with you, Bradley.
I find it such cultish, borderline religious behavior out of football fans. They all have a burning desire to watch each and every game that is aired and will experience a type of withdrawal syndrome which usually displays as depression if they are unable to watch the game for any reason.
In addition to sitting in front of the TV for hours and hours while wearing their favorite team's memorabilia, they will also have other games that they also would like to watch on their laptop and the stats of yet another game on their phone so they can simultaneously experience three games at once. They seem to get some sort of high off of it.
While the games are on, it is completely consuming to them. They are incapable of interaction, discussion, or anything else because they are so powerfully emotionally invested in what they are watching, completely captivated by the men in tight fitting attire chase after a ball. If their team wins, they jump into the air and scream this wild, animalistic scream. If watching with other fans, they might hug each other, chest bump, or high-five in some weird fraternal-like ritual. They leave the room high on endorphins. Their heart beating hard with joy and a permanent smile etched upon their face.
Likewise, if their team loses, they are met with crippling depression and devolve into solitary confinement where they lie face down in the dark and refuse to speak to anyone or go to work or do anything but lie there in their misery because of men in the TV who didn't catch the ball correctly. lol
It's actually pretty pathetic, really. I always said, those that are hardcore football fans are of the homosexual and low IQ variety.
Nobody misses work over a football game dumbass -
2024-10-04 at 1:50 PM UTC
Originally posted by Grimace I agree with you, Bradley.
I find it such cultish, borderline religious behavior out of football fans. They all have a burning desire to watch each and every game that is aired and will experience a type of withdrawal syndrome which usually displays as depression if they are unable to watch the game for any reason.
In addition to sitting in front of the TV for hours and hours while wearing their favorite team's memorabilia, they will also have other games that they also would like to watch on their laptop and the stats of yet another game on their phone so they can simultaneously experience three games at once. They seem to get some sort of high off of it.
While the games are on, it is completely consuming to them. They are incapable of interaction, discussion, or anything else because they are so powerfully emotionally invested in what they are watching, completely captivated by the men in tight fitting attire chase after a ball. If their team wins, they jump into the air and scream this wild, animalistic scream. If watching with other fans, they might hug each other, chest bump, or high-five in some weird fraternal-like ritual. They leave the room high on endorphins. Their heart beating hard with joy and a permanent smile etched upon their face.
Likewise, if their team loses, they are met with crippling depression and devolve into solitary confinement where they lie face down in the dark and refuse to speak to anyone or go to work or do anything but lie there in their misery because of men in the TV who didn't catch the ball correctly. lol
It's actually pretty pathetic, really. I always said, those that are hardcore football fans are of the homosexual and low IQ variety.
It’s theater.
*posted by a low iq homosexual -
2024-10-04 at 2:10 PM UTCIs my weiner being serviced or not?
That has a big impact if we splurgin or not. -
2024-10-04 at 2:20 PM UTC
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2024-10-04 at 2:32 PM UTC
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2024-10-04 at 2:39 PM UTCDon't make my thread gay
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2024-10-04 at 2:58 PM UTC
Originally posted by Grimace I agree with you, Bradley.
I find it such cultish, borderline religious behavior out of football fans. They all have a burning desire to watch each and every game that is aired and will experience a type of withdrawal syndrome which usually displays as depression if they are unable to watch the game for any reason.
In addition to sitting in front of the TV for hours and hours while wearing their favorite team's memorabilia, they will also have other games that they also would like to watch on their laptop and the stats of yet another game on their phone so they can simultaneously experience three games at once. They seem to get some sort of high off of it.
While the games are on, it is completely consuming to them. They are incapable of interaction, discussion, or anything else because they are so powerfully emotionally invested in what they are watching, completely captivated by the men in tight fitting attire chase after a ball. If their team wins, they jump into the air and scream this wild, animalistic scream. If watching with other fans, they might hug each other, chest bump, or high-five in some weird fraternal-like ritual. They leave the room high on endorphins. Their heart beating hard with joy and a permanent smile etched upon their face.
Likewise, if their team loses, they are met with crippling depression and devolve into solitary confinement where they lie face down in the dark and refuse to speak to anyone or go to work or do anything but lie there in their misery because of men in the TV who didn't catch the ball correctly. lol
It's actually pretty pathetic, really. I always said, those that are hardcore football fans are of the homosexual and low IQ variety.
calling in sick cuz your team lost is crazy. I thought I was bad for using up my sick days so I can stay up all night smoking hard drugs -
2024-10-04 at 3 PM UTC
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2024-10-04 at 3:12 PM UTC
Originally posted by Grimace I agree with you, Bradley.
I find it such cultish, borderline religious behavior out of football fans. They all have a burning desire to watch each and every game that is aired and will experience a type of withdrawal syndrome which usually displays as depression if they are unable to watch the game for any reason.
In addition to sitting in front of the TV for hours and hours while wearing their favorite team's memorabilia, they will also have other games that they also would like to watch on their laptop and the stats of yet another game on their phone so they can simultaneously experience three games at once. They seem to get some sort of high off of it.
While the games are on, it is completely consuming to them. They are incapable of interaction, discussion, or anything else because they are so powerfully emotionally invested in what they are watching, completely captivated by the men in tight fitting attire chase after a ball. If their team wins, they jump into the air and scream this wild, animalistic scream. If watching with other fans, they might hug each other, chest bump, or high-five in some weird fraternal-like ritual. They leave the room high on endorphins. Their heart beating hard with joy and a permanent smile etched upon their face.
Likewise, if their team loses, they are met with crippling depression and devolve into solitary confinement where they lie face down in the dark and refuse to speak to anyone or go to work or do anything but lie there in their misery because of men in the TV who didn't catch the ball correctly. lol
It's actually pretty pathetic, really. I always said, those that are hardcore football fans are of the homosexual and low IQ variety.
So this was very much my view of things prior to lala and getting at least a little into football. And I mean there are totally people who are like that: the game is their life, their emotional state is dictated by their team's performance, human interaction is forgone in favor of passively consuming the sport.
On the other hand, there's a more social ritual (which I think is actually more common than the crazed football hermit lifestyle) wherein people gather around, share food and drink, casually enjoy the sport, and talk about it and other bullshit. It's kind of like a little feast where you chill out, drink and eat, and there's some entertainment if you're into it or you can ignore the game and just shoot the shit with people, or be comfy and shitpost on the forum or whatever else in the presence of other human beings. I mean the whole ritual is very american and not exactly healthy, but I guess I just mean to say there's a more low key way that people do the football thing that I didn't expect until I got lured into it with food and booze. Sorta feels like a mini thanksgiving you can do every sunday in the fall. -
2024-10-04 at 3:25 PM UTC
