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The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

  1. Originally posted by Captain Falcon Why are you niggas fronting like you wouldn't fuck Obbe's plastic bar is bitches? I would. I just wouldn't prefer them over the kinds of women I like otherwise.

    Like somebody else said, the moment you touched them in the wrong place the illusion would be shattered
  2. I like chips and ass.
  3. Originally posted by Kolokol-1 Like somebody else said, the moment you touched them in the wrong place the illusion would be shattered

    There is no illusion, I don't think their plastic surgery looks good, but overall they're still good looking women.
  4. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Why are you niggas fronting like you wouldn't fuck Obbe's plastic bar is bitches? I would. I just wouldn't prefer them over the kinds of women I like otherwise.

    If you would fuck them why don't you?
  5. Picked up a gram sampler of Yohimbine HCL with my phenibut order, nice little stimulant active at less than 10 mg.
  6. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Malice Hahaha, oh Lanny.

    Fun fact: In my mind I often refer to you as “my main twink”.

    What is wrong with you Malice?
  7. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mashlehash What is wrong with you Malice?

    https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/156a2e1a-a313-450e-829f-25d71514a9e2
  8. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I'm not clicking that, and you know this.
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  9. RestStop Space Nigga
    SHOCKING! well...not really..

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  10. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mashlehash I'm not clicking that, and you know this.

    It’s safe. I never link to misleading sites or shock.
  11. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Enter how do you know her? she from tinder?

    if so, it may be a catfish or a prostitute who will ask for money right before the date.

    God no. I'd never have had the balls to go on Tinder. Met her selling antiques. Her ex bf contacted me and he was a total loser. She apparently had only been dabbling in antiques for like 3 months and was trying to get off them, so requested I find her the means to do so. She had a minor role on Downton Abbey, and got a partial scholarship to Medical school at USC. So she's already way smarter than me.
  12. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Does anyone else have a phobia of being targeted by aggressive fat women and being forced into sex, your purity sullied for all eternity?

    Irrational and hormonal women can be scary as hell. Ideally you could just club them off.
  13. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Malice Does anyone else have a phobia of being targeted by aggressive fat women and being forced into sex, your purity sullied for all eternity?

    Irrational and hormonal women can be scary as hell. Ideally you could just club them off.

    I think sex would cure you of such fears.

    Have sex.

    SEX
  14. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Before you say something about how you're a retard and don't want to have sex, remember how you felt about drugs before you tried drugs.

    Sex will be like that.
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  15. Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Originally posted by Malice Does anyone else have a phobia of being targeted by aggressive fat women and being forced into sex, your purity sullied for all eternity?

    Irrational and hormonal women can be scary as hell. Ideally you could just club them off.

    it's a fucking chick for fucks sake

    i don't think anybody has a phobia about getting raped by an out of shape female with 1/10th of the average man's testosterone levels
  16. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    It happened to Unwyred!
  17. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    It’s possible I may have had as minor nightmare in which a fat woman with an unnerving face played a part.
  18. Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Unwyred is an attention seeking narcissist, he probably raped her
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  19. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
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  20. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Malice You’re such a charming and interesting person. A good woman was bound to show interest in you eventually.

    Why did you go so long without dating or having sex? Any trauma?

    Awwwww. Thanks bud. Still feels weird. I forget how any of this is supposed to go.

    I wouldn't call it "trauma", although my hippie dippie counselor chick at the clinic says my behaviors show signs of it. Idk what to do with that. I think it's probably a lot more to do with depression, addiction, thyroid thing. I just find it really hard to care about anything anymore. I don't have it in me. Everything is too much work. Someone could be parked outside read to hand me 1000 for no reason, and I can't drag myself out of bed. Even jerking off is too much work most of the time. I have no doubt I'm still all kinds of fucked up, but I'm trying to build a healthy framework at least.

    It wasn't that I didn't BELIEVE I had low testosterone. I'm positive I do. I think it's pretty common in people with hypothyroid. It's that I didn't want to order some shit from China on the dark web and inject it into myself. At least if I go to a proper doctor they can do blood work and test my levels. I'm nervous about anything that could bring me "up" because I've had thyroid spikes before that were one of the worst things ever, Heart racing at like 180 bpm, palpitations, dizziness, nausea, tremors, etc. fuck all that noise. If it means I have to feel pretty awful all the time to not have that happen, so be it.

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