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The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

  1. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by NARCassist you get used to roll ups anyway. a lot of people buy the enhancements to roll with, i'm old school and use roach. i got used to them long time ago in jail anyway.



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    Can't even smoke in jails or prison here. Trust me that shit is like the ultimate luxury when it's taken from you.
  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by RestStop Can't even smoke in jails or prison here. Trust me that shit is like the ultimate luxury when it's taken from you.

    same here, i know. i meant like back in the 90s and up until they banned smoking. they actually did it halfway through my last sentence. sucked big time.



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  3. bling bling Dark Matter
    Originally posted by RestStop Lanny plz ban this trash.


    come 1v1 u fucing crackhead ecept ur not a crachead ur a methead who fantasise abowt every shity plastic bitch hwo can push owt a 4 bar chorus ecept crackheads r better becayse they focus on themselfs aleast

    o im roll fukcing american spirit cutters chouce bad boy 1o packs of rizlas ever week my man oscar tghank u very much keep then change fist bump as i chip

    wanker
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by bling bling come 1v1 u fucing crackhead ecept ur not a crachead ur a methead who fantasise abowt every shity plastic bitch hwo can push owt a 4 bar chorus ecept crackheads r better becayse they focus on themselfs aleast

    o im roll fukcing american spirit cutters chouce bad boy 1o packs of rizlas ever week my man oscar tghank u very much keep then change fist bump as i chip

    wanker

    Tige wif shsh!
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  6. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Fuck, I forgot how goddamn bright southern California sunshine can be, especially after extended hiki periods.

    I’m thinking about carrying a gothic lolita style parasol with me wherever I go. I understand high fashion.
  7. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Taking a bus is scary as hell. What if I get lost while high?
  8. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by Malice Taking a bus is scary as hell. What if I get lost while high?

    Some people are more comfortable being high in public than others. Personally, I prefer being stoned in the safety of my home, but other people get a thrill from walking around and interacting with the world. I guess there's a place and a time...
  9. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    They have a chaperone service at college. Maybe I should use it, they would bring something to take me from class to class. I tried using the app the first time I went there and it didn’t work. For all I know my sense of direction and ability to navigate could be at a level low enough to qualify for disability. I could learn the routes and then start walking later on. I also have an extreme sense of entitlement, while at the same time believing no one owes anything to me, so I feel I deserve it.
  10. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by Malice They have a chaperone service at college. Maybe I should use it, they would bring something to take me from class to class. I tried using the app the first time I went there and it didn’t work. For all I know my sense of direction and ability to navigate could be at a level low enough to qualify for disability. I could learn the routes and then start walking later on. I also have an extreme sense of entitlement, while at the same time believing no one owes anything to me, so I feel I deserve it.

    That's a pretty powerful cognitive distortion. Have you considered seeing a therapist to help you through conflicting beliefs like this?
  11. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    There have been multiple times I’ve gazed with loving and wondrous eyes at Google maps, the dot moving in tandem with my movement IRL. I can finally navigate like a normie.

    First time at the psychiatric services place and a 50 year old woman was being wheeled out on stretcher, by the paramedics. I may have also seen actual cops around. This is probably the worst place I’ve been to. Oh man, the people here definitely look low quality.
  12. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    A cop looked like he may have been gazing at me from the hallway. I also fear they may have screwed something up. Okay, got through a half hour feeling kind of burned out from pot, realised the misunderstanding that occurred and made it to orientation. This place bothers be.

    I was offered a donut by a cop, but denied the stoned desire, striving to always enhance my ability to deny the will-to-life. Damn, that box is still there, open with a 90 degree bend, tempting me, mocking me.

    I can’t remember the last time I are a donut. It may have been nearly a decade.

    Also southern California stinks. No doubt San Francisco tends to have more smelly places, but it seems to be more widespread around here.

    Ah, it’s in the mid 80s and a bus passed me as I was walking, possibly because Google’s estimate was off. I’m going to die out here.

    The area I’m gazing at looks like a paradise compared to most shithole countries.
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  15. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Malice Taking a bus is scary as hell. What if I get lost while high?

    Nigga don't tell me you ain't got a smartphone with gps in 2018?
  16. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by RestStop Nigga don't tell me you ain't got a smartphone with gps in 2018?

    I do, but I could still miss something important if I fuck up. Life is a constant series of horrors such as this! It’s unbearable, I experience the world at a much higher intensity and depth than normal.

    SCOOBY DOOPING AND BOOPING!
  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    two more page and this becomes the retardead fred



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  18. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Malice I do, but I could still miss something important if I fuck up. Life is a constant series of horrors such as this! It’s unbearable, I experience the world at a much higher intensity and depth than normal.

    SCOOBY DOOPING AND BOOPING!

    Have you ever boofed meth? It do be fly son.
  19. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by NARCassist two more page and this becomes the retardead fred



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    No one is going to use your gay lame thread even if this one gets locked.
  20. Next ones the Shitfucking Edition. Lanny promised.

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