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The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

  1. bling bling Dark Matter
    fuck off
  2. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    sploo, it’s very common for people to become uglier as they become older. You aren’t the bishonen you used to be.

    And if we’re going to bring up things from the past, distinctly recall you PM’ing me asking me to partake in some activity with you as well as you telling me we’re practically the same. My cold rejection and shunning to you, which is how I treat all of humanity, obviously fuels your resentment.
  3. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Plonko! the proof is in tapioca pudding

    i put "sploo cute" into the searchbar

    do you realize how rare it is for anyone to compliment anyone on this site

    i clearly am i strapping young lad

    next time i'll put "sploo hot" into the search bar to make you squirm like a farm worm

    Maybe 200 lbs ago.
  4. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure really does make a lot more sense while high.
  5. Originally posted by Malice sploo, it’s very common for people to become uglier as they become older. You aren’t the bishonen you used to be.

    And if we’re going to bring up things from the past, distinctly recall you PM’ing me asking me to partake in some activity with you as well as you telling me we’re practically the same. My cold rejection and shunning to you, which is how I treat all of humanity, obviously fuels your resentment.

    it was like 2 years ago

    i've never sent anyone on this site or previous carnations anything remotely like that
  6. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    You don’t have autism memory like I do. Your rampant drug abuse also makes your memory far less reliable. There was a time when you didn’t behave with such animosity toward me.
  7. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Imagine if the government ever crated VR centers for the long term disabled because it was the cheapest way to house them.

    It would be a pretty good backup plan if you ever decided to give up on life.
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  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Malice Imagine if the government ever crated VR centers for the long term disabled because it was the cheapest way to house them.

    It would be a pretty good backup plan if you ever decided to give up on life.

    it'll probably happen once neural interfaces get worked out

    long-term disabled, poor elderly, probably even long-term unemployed and criminals - shackled to an alternate reality that you again have no control over, except this time it's governed by someone who personally fucking hates you
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  9. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by aldra it'll probably happen once neural interfaces get worked out

    long-term disabled, poor elderly, probably even long-term unemployed and criminals - shackled to an alternate reality that you again have no control over, except this time it's governed by someone who personally fucking hates you

    You could already be living there.
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  10. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery You could already be living there.

    This is my personal prevailing theory, but whatever. Gotta just make peace the fact I'm in hell.
  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery You could already be living there.

    Have you seen the movie The Thirteenth Floor?

    It's mediocre but it has a really interesting concept:

  12. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Plonko! you've said as i quote before "aww you're so cute looking sploo" several times

    which also means you're a fag

    im better looking than you for sure i dont have autism/molerat eyes

    That was before you got fat. Jesus, if you ever somehow stumble into a marriage you'll be divorced in the first year if you can't figure that much out.

    Originally posted by Malice Hahaha, oh Lanny.

    Fun fact: In my mind I often refer to you as “my main twink”.

    We all know who wears the pants in this relationship
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  13. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Malice JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure really does make a lot more sense while high.

    Mentally replace "ripple respiration" with "fat bong rip" to really understand the plot.
  14. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Lanny We all know who wears the pants in this relationship

    nobody
  15. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
  16. Originally posted by Open Your Mind

  17. Wow this is the shittest conversation. LSD is moderately attractive (they don't make chins like that any more), Sploo is a fatty who could be moderately attractive. /Argument, kill yourselves.
  18. Originally posted by Open Your Mind

    Those kettle cooked chips look pretty good.
  19. Originally posted by Something Squirrel Those kettle cooked chips look pretty good.

    I used to make those kettle chips. They called me the whittler. We'd select only the finest potatoes, and we crafted them with care.
  20. Why are you niggas fronting like you wouldn't fuck Obbe's plastic bar is bitches? I would. I just wouldn't prefer them over the kinds of women I like otherwise.

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