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The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

  1. bling bling Dark Matter
    u got sumthn u wanna talk abt te;; me what u think
  2. lol bling edited his post like 3 fucking times to completely different things, what the fuck hahahaa
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  3. bling bling Dark Matter
    FUJCK OFF ENER U R A WASTEMAN I WILL RAG U abt all over thew place
  4. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    So...an actress/ model chick pretty far out of my league is expressing a weird a mount of interest in me, and it has me really puzzled/skeptical more than anything. Havent fucked in years and havent dated in longer than that. Get the unshakeable feeling that this is some sort of trap. Wat do?
  5. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by D4NG0 Rich Arabs apparently like to have shitfests. They pay whores to come over, then shit on their faces while tag-team fucking. Dunno why, ask Falco. It's part of their culture.

    Is Falco Arab? I thought they had to speak Arabic. What language to Pakistanis speak? Pashto?
  6. Originally posted by CASPER So…an actress/ model chick pretty far out of my league is expressing a weird a mount of interest in me, and it has me really puzzled/skeptical more than anything. Havent fucked in years and havent dated in longer than that. Get the unshakeable feeling that this is some sort of trap. Wat do?

    how do you know her? she from tinder?

    if so, it may be a catfish or a prostitute who will ask for money right before the date.
  7. Originally posted by CASPER Is Falco Arab? I thought they had to speak Arabic. What language to Pakistanis speak? Pashto?

    Urdu. I have only attended parties thrown by rich Arabs.
  8. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by CASPER So…an actress/ model chick pretty far out of my league is expressing a weird a mount of interest in me, and it has me really puzzled/skeptical more than anything. Havent fucked in years and havent dated in longer than that. Get the unshakeable feeling that this is some sort of trap. Wat do?

    You’re such a charming and interesting person. A good woman was bound to show interest in you eventually.

    Why did you go so long without dating or having sex? Any trauma?
  9. Originally posted by Captain Falcon Urdu. I have only attended parties thrown by rich Arabs.

    >your people
    >your women


  10. Originally posted by Plonko! >your people
    >your women



    Didn't watch due to trash music.
  11. Would fuck Cardi B tho
  12. Gross
  13. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by CASPER So…an actress/ model chick pretty far out of my league is expressing a weird a mount of interest in me, and it has me really puzzled/skeptical more than anything. Havent fucked in years and havent dated in longer than that. Get the unshakeable feeling that this is some sort of trap. Wat do?

    Have you ever travelled outside of the country?
  14. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Also, glad to know I'm not the only one that hasn't gotten laid in years. WAS starting to feel weird about it.
  15. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Haven't had a girlfriend in seven. Dayumm. People are so focused on the physical nowadays. Girl, you got anything else going on?
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  16. Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Also, glad to know I'm not the only one that hasn't gotten laid in years. WAS starting to feel weird about it.

    im amazed you've ever gotten laid in the first place

    i mean im kinda fat but at least im not kinda ugly and your personality is a bloody constipated, dung log boy, dog toy

    fat > ugly any day of the week
  17. Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery People are so focused on the physical nowadays.

    you said it the best yourself, you cant get laid because of your looks

    but mentally you're extremely unattractive as well so... what will you do now?
  18. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    TBH, even I’ll admit it seems odd and likely reflects some negative aspect of the self or your current life circumstances.

    With Casper, I think opioid induced androgen deficiency played a large part in it. I told him a long time who that his levels were likely abnormally low and that he should be tested, but he wouldn’t listen and simply dismissed it as my current autistic obsession.
  19. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Plonko! you said it the best yourself, you cant get laid because of your looks

    Have you seen the 2nd mugshot of lsd that was posted on Zoklet? He looks reminiscent of Che Guevara. There was also the more recent pic he posted showcasing his magnificent facial structure, the superman chin.

    LSD’s lack of a girlfriend could well be due to a schizoid disorder.
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  20. Originally posted by Malice but he wouldn’t listen and simply dismissed it as my current autistic obsession.

    probably because it is and you're not a scientist

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