2017-09-09 at 1:23 AM UTC
But I made mine first. And I'm retarded.
2017-09-09 at 1:37 AM UTC
I have 2 Chromebooks and 2 laptops now ruined from casual little beer spills. It's always when I'm barely drunk too, just an accidental spill.
I guess I could stop setting my ale next to my lappy but I mean, where the fuck should I put it?
I hate myself and want to die.
2017-09-09 at 2:08 AM UTC
That reminds me, earlier I went to grab a cigarette out of my pack on the nightstand, and I FUMBLED it, and it landed in my fucking coffee. I dried it out, but I ain't smoking that brownass shit. Wasted cigarette.
2017-09-09 at 2:51 AM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Did we finally hit 420 pages?
What the chicken fuck
2017-09-09 at 2:52 AM UTC
Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery
That reminds me, earlier I went to grab a cigarette out of my pack on the nightstand, and I FUMBLED it, and it landed in my fucking coffee. I dried it out, but I ain't smoking that brownass shit. Wasted cigarette.
it should go hard once its dried so then you can use it to poke your moms eye out.
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2017-09-09 at 2:53 AM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
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2017-09-09 at 3:01 AM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
I've got a genital wart.
Have a nice day.
2017-09-09 at 3:02 AM UTC
How did you only get one? Touch it and then touch your eye, see if anything happens.
2017-09-09 at 3:08 AM UTC
Hahaha you're posting in this one. I win.
2017-09-09 at 3:10 AM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
It looks like a lump. I'm goin to get it checked as soon as possible. It's beginning to worry me.
2017-09-09 at 3:11 AM UTC
Does it hurt? What color is it? How long has it been there? You been fuckin nasty bitches?