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  1. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Malice How much cash and merchandise could someone get if they robbed your house?

    Assuming they can get into my garage and 500-something lb gun safe, 19k and 5000 or so worth of fine antiquities. Another 7 or 8k worth of tablets, computers, phones, cameras, random tweaker bullshit. But Ive planned for that eventuality and assuming that did happen, have a few grand in seed cash elsewhere.

    If they can hoist that safe on their backs though, more power to him. I dont wanna fuck wit dat nigga anyway.
  2. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Malice A cop looked like he may have been gazing at me from the hallway. I also fear they may have screwed something up. Okay, got through a half hour feeling kind of burned out from pot, realised the misunderstanding that occurred and made it to orientation. This place bothers be.

    I was offered a donut by a cop, but denied the stoned desire, striving to always enhance my ability to deny the will-to-life. Damn, that box is still there, open with a 90 degree bend, tempting me, mocking me.

    I can’t remember the last time I are a donut. It may have been nearly a decade.

    Also southern California stinks. No doubt San Francisco tends to have more smelly places, but it seems to be more widespread around here.

    Ah, it’s in the mid 80s and a bus passed me as I was walking, possibly because Google’s estimate was off. I’m going to die out here.

    The area I’m gazing at looks like a paradise compared to most shithole countries.

    Resist the urge to donut. Im gonna take youy to Randys. Best donuts in LA.
  4. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by A College Professor

    i watched dodge's promo vids on the demon as they came out on youtube. have you seen that shit , fam? some really high level stuff

    Shit is lit like nick!
  5. Originally posted by CASPER Assuming they can get into my garage and 500-something lb gun safe, 19k and 5000 or so worth of fine antiquities. Another 7 or 8k worth of tablets, computers, phones, cameras, random tweaker bullshit. But Ive planned for that eventuality and assuming that did happen, have a few grand in seed cash elsewhere.

    If they can hoist that safe on their backs though, more power to him. I dont wanna fuck wit dat nigga anyway.

    Finesse fineese finesse move east and buy a crib down payment in ya basement nigga you be on the shit
  6. Originally posted by CASPER Resist the urge to donut. Im gonna take youy to Randys. Best donuts in LA.

    That nigga not gonna meet up.
  7. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Marcos Aurelius That nigga not gonna meet up.

    We can always dream. Maybe college will finally change me when combined with drugs.
  8. Toasters = Time Travel
  9. RestStop Space Nigga
    Temptation to kill again guiz...the sensation is overwhelming me.
  10. bling bling Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick I'm gonna buy some BTC tommorow while its low.

    hurry up niga
  11. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Marcos Aurelius That nigga not gonna meet up.

    Idk why he wouldn't. I think he knows I mean well. I've already met a fair number of people on here over the years. And since I've got my car situation sorted for now, that's not far at all.

    Turo is fucking amazing. Hellcat one week, AMG Mercedes another week. White on white Audi r8.
  12. Erorr Houston
    Hey

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