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  1. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by aldra they've started 'recruiting' minors, though I haven't been able to determine how young.

    for minor offensives.
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  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    SYRIA - More jedistrikes, this time targeting Al-Daba airbase near Homs. Apparently it's not an active airbase but a Hezbullah unit is using it as a staging ground to attack ISIS in the east.

    This doesn't appear to have been picked up by any major news outlets yet, and I'm interested to see how Syria will respond this time.
  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    PS. Some missiles were intercepted, others hit the base. No word on numbers or missile types yet though.
  4. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra lol, look a few posts up


    the real question is, what do you do with mercs when you don't need them anymore? what will they do when they become experienced and efficient and you don't want to pay them anymore? how will you defend yourself if someone else pays them to attack you, considering you rely on them as a standing military?

    they join the criminal 'underworld' or work for other employers. the 80s...the modern golden age of merc'dom
  5. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra PS. Some missiles were intercepted, others hit the base. No word on numbers or missile types yet though.

    ive been trying to find out specifics or even pics of these missiles.

    allegedly theyre using SAMs converted into ballistic missiles because the precision guidance systems are age-fucked and the previous owners are dumping them because their only current capability as SAMs is for a fireworks display.
  6. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra … they've started 'recruiting' minors, though I haven't been able to determine how young.

    dont waste your time. it is literally impossible to determine the birth information of sprogs in these third-world shitholes. the kids get shit out into dirt (more accurately a rug on top of the dirt) with the only medical supervision...if theyre lucky...another woman who may or may not have had a kid herself...or watched someone else have a kid. there are examples of them using sharpened glass shards, pieces of metal, and literally the same kitchen utensils they use to prepare food with to cut the umbilical cord.

    there is no record kept in the 'rural' areas because more likely than not the little bastard will be dead within a few years anyway due to some complication that wouldnt even warrant a doctor visit in a western country. that...and the fuckers arent literate anyway.
  7. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock dont waste your time. it is literally impossible to determine the birth information of sprogs in these third-world shitholes. the kids get shit out into dirt (more accurately a rug on top of the dirt) with the only medical supervision…if theyre lucky…another woman who may or may not have had a kid herself…or watched someone else have a kid. there are examples of them using sharpened glass shards, pieces of metal, and literally the same kitchen utensils they use to prepare food with to cut the umbilical cord.

    there is no record kept in the 'rural' areas because more likely than not the little bastard will be dead within a few years anyway due to some complication that wouldnt even warrant a doctor visit in a western country. that…and the fuckers arent literate anyway.

    i thot syria was pretty advanced country before the war,
  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by infinityshock allegedly theyre using SAMs converted into ballistic missiles because the precision guidance systems are age-fucked and the previous owners are dumping them because their only current capability as SAMs is for a fireworks display.

    lolwhat, who?

    I know the Yemeni military converted a bunch of old Soviet AA missiles to SAM because they don't have an airforce to speak of and managed to bring down a few Saudi helicopters or something
  9. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader i thot syria was pretty advanced country before the war,

    they still are.

    they were to Russia what UKistan is to the US...basically a vassal state. russia liked them so much because they spent lotsa lotsa money on soviet (eventually russian) weaponry and most importantly gave russia the ultimate over-seas land/sea/air bases.

    the bummer for syria is they were on the losing side of the cold war. as with cuba, once the soviet union died, so did the cash cow along with any economic prosperity the soviet union gave...literally, gave...to them.

    syrians may be handsome and well tanned individual mohamedians but they are somewhere near the top of the totem pole as far as mohamedian handsome and well tanned individuals go.
  10. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra lolwhat, who?

    I know the Yemeni military converted a bunch of old Soviet AA missiles to SAM because they don't have an airforce to speak of and managed to bring down a few Saudi helicopters or something

    SA-2s or -3s from the description but i havent seen any pics.

    iran has a butt-fuck-ton of old SAMs which is my guess on the source, but libya has a butt-fuck-ton as well. i dont doubt the entirety of libyan OOB that didnt go up kadaffys anus made its way to the middle east to join in the butt-fuck rodeo.

    the saudi pilots are shit. as a matter of fact...mohamedian and chinee pilots are the worst on this planet. (not counting niggers...they dont even get to be termed as pilots.) shooting down a saudi aircraft isnt much of an accomplishment.

    fun fact: during the persian gulf war saudi pilots were told to stay on the ground...or at least be in a completely different area...because they sucked so badly. the AWACs crews had standing instructions to inform AUS/CAN/UK/US pilots if any shitt-arabia birds flew too close to their op-areas.
  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Original post was about Israel attacking a Syrian Airbase, which is why it confused me.

    Anyway,



    LOL

    IS THIS REAL LIFE

    it looks like Trump declined to have one of his staff write this letter so his insanity could shine through
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  12. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra Original post was about Israel attacking a Syrian Airbase, which is why it confused me.

    Anyway,



    LOL

    IS THIS REAL LIFE

    it looks like Trump declined to have one of his staff write this letter so his insanity could shine through

    im glad i voted for him and his massive and powerful nuclear capabilities.

    i wish theyd let me write their letters addressed to the various heads of state
  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Honestly I had high hopes for him when he was elected that have since evaporated, but it's not easy to change the status quo and it doesn't really seem like he ever sincerely intended to. That and the president apparently has even less practical power than I thought over the 'deep state'.

    Still, regardless of whether you like him or not he's far better than the alternative
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  14. the pat-man Tuskegee Airman [overshadow that snuff-brown nestling]
    y'all think we would be balls deep in Syria by now if hillary were elected? i'm willing to believe it as hawkish as she was about libya.
  15. Pretty sure we'd all be radioactive dust if she'd gotten in
  16. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock syrians may be handsome and well tanned individual mohamedians but they are somewhere near the top of the totem pole as far as mohamedian handsome and well tanned individuals go.

    its like 1/3 - 1/2 of them fit the description of aryan according to the strictest term used by the most ardent aryanologists.

    syrians are WHITE.
  17. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by aldra Honestly I had high hopes for him when he was elected that have since evaporated,

    dont despair just yet ...

    theres a chinese saying that the climaxes are at the end of the movie.
  18. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Juicebox Pretty sure we'd all be radioactive dust if she'd gotten in

    you all be herstory.
  19. We should be friends aldra. I literally try to steer 80% of my conversations towards geopolitical conflicts. I didn't read this thread because it's late and I'm on my phone but I will tomorrow and then we will solve everything
  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by the pat-man y'all think we would be balls deep in Syria by now if hillary were elected? i'm willing to believe it as hawkish as she was about libya.

    she was pushing for a 'no-fly zone' over Syria and wanted to down Russian jets to 'teach them a lesson'. My belief is that Obongo didn't take her advice and jump right in because of how much of a catastrophe Libya was for all involved, which again was essentially her (and Tony Blair's) war.
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