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The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

  1. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Sophie Oh yeah i just remembered CASPER is thinking this super model tier chick is trying to trap him. What part did she play in Downton Abbey? I need to see this chick. For science of course. Also, take a risk bro i mean jeez, she might be actually into you.

    Not supermodel. Just regular model. Just regular looking, pretty girl....which I actually like better, And if I said the part she played, everyone would know who she was so.....NO. She also had the partial scholarship to USC med school.

    I don't really "feel" things much anymore, so it's not stuff that bothers me too much. OBjectively though, she could get on Tinder and get a way better dude in a heartbeat. I've gained a bunch of weight while semi-abstaining from drugs. My teeth are fucked up. My back and fingers are fucked up. I have eczema or psoriasis or some skin shit now- either from stress or the drugs or whatever. I dropped out of community college. I haven't ever traveled or done anything interesting. I have few friends. I have a boring, low paying job. I'm terribly out of shape. I'm kind of a slob. I hardly read and I don't know much about art or culture. I don't have any favorite bands or music. Even the things I did like doing like computer game s or building shit
    I can't be bothered with anymore. I haven't gotten laid or dated or been in a relationship in the better part of a decade. I have debt and shit credit. After I returned the. Cadillac, I haven't even bought another car yet. And this chick says she wants to go take photos somewhere or hang out or watch Netflix at MY place, and I have to figure out some way to tell her that MY place is MY childhood bedroom in my MOMs house.

    I can't figure out why she's so interested, and even more so, I can't figure out why after ignoring her or politely declining, she's so persistent. I've been so confused I had to text logic and ask if this is something that women do with a guy they just want to hang out with as a friend.

    Idk. It'd be nice to do something "normal". But I don't want to get into this just to have it blow up in my face. And then I'm so paranoid about shit, part of me thinks it has to be some kind of long con game to get info on me/get into my house and then she and her scumbag ex can take all my she's stsj
  2. Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Isn't there some other girl on here who meets up with Zoklet people and fucks them? Can't think of her name.

    Lol there's like hella from the past if you consider like 5-6 to be a lot.

    You put yo name on it. fargo'd.
  3. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I want to know what happened to Logic.
  4. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by CASPER I can't figure out why she's so interested, and even more so, I can't figure out why after ignoring her or politely declining, she's so persistent. I've been so confused I had to text logic and ask if this is something that women do with a guy they just want to hang out with as a friend.

    Yeah, it is. Why? I have no clue other than "want what they can't have" type shit but I could be wrong. Probably am. Usually am.
  5. Captain Indian probably hit that. 😎
  6. Originally posted by CASPER Not supermodel. Just regular model. Just regular looking, pretty girl….which I actually like better, And if I said the part she played, everyone would know who she was so…..NO. She also had the partial scholarship to USC med school.

    I don't really "feel" things much anymore, so it's not stuff that bothers me too much. OBjectively though, she could get on Tinder and get a way better dude in a heartbeat. I've gained a bunch of weight while semi-abstaining from drugs. My teeth are fucked up. My back and fingers are fucked up. I have eczema or psoriasis or some skin shit now- either from stress or the drugs or whatever. I dropped out of community college. I haven't ever traveled or done anything interesting. I have few friends. I have a boring, low paying job. I'm terribly out of shape. I'm kind of a slob. I hardly read and I don't know much about art or culture. I don't have any favorite bands or music. Even the things I did like doing like computer game s or building shit
    I can't be bothered with anymore. I haven't gotten laid or dated or been in a relationship in the better part of a decade. I have debt and shit credit. After I returned the. Cadillac, I haven't even bought another car yet. And this chick says she wants to go take photos somewhere or hang out or watch Netflix at MY place, and I have to figure out some way to tell her that MY place is MY childhood bedroom in my MOMs house.

    I can't figure out why she's so interested, and even more so, I can't figure out why after ignoring her or politely declining, she's so persistent. I've been so confused I had to text logic and ask if this is something that women do with a guy they just want to hang out with as a friend.

    Idk. It'd be nice to do something "normal". But I don't want to get into this just to have it blow up in my face. And then I'm so paranoid about shit, part of me thinks it has to be some kind of long con game to get info on me/get into my house and then she and her scumbag ex can take all my she's stsj

    Niggaz tried to send a thot
    That's the only way to plot


    - Migos 3:16
  7. RestStop Space Nigga




    I still wanna hit it(sexually).
  8. Originally posted by Marcos Aurelius Lol there's like hella from the past if you consider like 5-6 to be a lot.

    You put yo name on it. fargo'd.

    I have to know. Why do you still call me Fargo?
  9. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by CASPER Not supermodel. Just regular model. Just regular looking, pretty girl….which I actually like better, And if I said the part she played, everyone would know who she was so…..NO. She also had the partial scholarship to USC med school.

    I don't really "feel" things much anymore, so it's not stuff that bothers me too much. OBjectively though, she could get on Tinder and get a way better dude in a heartbeat. I've gained a bunch of weight while semi-abstaining from drugs. My teeth are fucked up. My back and fingers are fucked up. I have eczema or psoriasis or some skin shit now- either from stress or the drugs or whatever. I dropped out of community college. I haven't ever traveled or done anything interesting. I have few friends. I have a boring, low paying job. I'm terribly out of shape. I'm kind of a slob. I hardly read and I don't know much about art or culture. I don't have any favorite bands or music. Even the things I did like doing like computer game s or building shit
    I can't be bothered with anymore. I haven't gotten laid or dated or been in a relationship in the better part of a decade. I have debt and shit credit. After I returned the. Cadillac, I haven't even bought another car yet. And this chick says she wants to go take photos somewhere or hang out or watch Netflix at MY place, and I have to figure out some way to tell her that MY place is MY childhood bedroom in my MOMs house.

    I can't figure out why she's so interested, and even more so, I can't figure out why after ignoring her or politely declining, she's so persistent. I've been so confused I had to text logic and ask if this is something that women do with a guy they just want to hang out with as a friend.

    Idk. It'd be nice to do something "normal". But I don't want to get into this just to have it blow up in my face. And then I'm so paranoid about shit, part of me thinks it has to be some kind of long con game to get info on me/get into my house and then she and her scumbag ex can take all my she's stsj

    Hahaha, I started laughing because of how well you made the case that you're a loser. I had the impression that you were doing way better than that. Well, I suppose that's why you're still on this site.
  10. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by CASPER I can't figure out why she's so interested, and even more so, I can't figure out why after ignoring her or politely declining, she's so persistent. I've been so confused I had to text logic and ask if this is something that women do with a guy they just want to hang out with as a friend.

    You really seem to be reading far too much into this and are showing clear signs of paranoia.

    You have to keep in mind that there's asymmetrical information. She doesn't know all the things about you that you do. If she knew everything you listed about yourself, yeah, there's a pretty high chance she would lose interest.

    Why would a girl like her develop an interest in you? You have redeeming qualities and may be too hard on yourself due to depression and other issues. Unless you've been lying all this time, you've at least managed to have a high amount of income coming in, even if you blew it all and have nothing to show for it, and have done some interesting things. Why does love occur? Sometimes it just arises between people due to neurological cascades that are triggered. Maybe you helping her get off helped spark this, seeing you as a caring savior, having desired someone to take her away from her ex. Think about it, due to the issues heroin causes, the dynamics involved in partnerships, it's very possible she was only staying with him out of necessity. You know about her habit and are perfectly okay with it, are able to relate to the issue, offer salvation, and can tolerate a secret that would be a major taboo for the vast majority of people.

    You brushed off dark secrets she may have by stating she's from Minnesota, but there are strong selection pressures involved in migration. If she was the type to move to Los Angeles of all places and then get hooked on heroin, there's a very good chance she has multiple other dark secrets about her past.

    Who knows how many issues this past decade of your life has caused you to develop, how many diagnoses you may qualify for. How's your social anxiety? Do you feel any general aversion to other people? A fear of forming platonic or romantic relationships?

    Open up that box of chocolates, boy, see what you get.
  11. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Malice Hahaha, I started laughing because of how well you made the case that you're a loser.

    Acknowledging his flaws maybe. Losers are the type of people who never try at all because their cuck minds can't take the chance of rejection.
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  12. doofusrick Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Malice https://www.reddit.com/r/science/comments/7u93fs/new_evidence_of_muscle_memory_at_a_dna_level_a/

    A great reason for lifting weights early in life, you’ll be able to regain the muscle and strength much faster if you restart. I’m looking forward to seeing what progress I make and eventually doing a steroid cycle when the gains slow down enough.

    I’m glad I made the investment in heavy lifting.

    Malice, what's your opinion on Isochroma's intranasal usage of steroids? :

    https://forums.t-nation.com/t/insufflation-snorting-dbol-trip-report/193337

    http://www.longecity.org/forum/topic/34666-hypogonadotropic-hypogonadism/page-3
  13. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Malice You really seem to be reading far too much into this and are showing clear signs of paranoia.

    You have to keep in mind that there's asymmetrical information. She doesn't know all the things about you that you do. If she knew everything you listed about yourself, yeah, there's a pretty high chance she would lose interest.

    Why would a girl like her develop an interest in you? You have redeeming qualities and may be too hard on yourself due to depression and other issues. Unless you've been lying all this time, you've at least managed to have a high amount of income coming in, even if you blew it all and have nothing to show for it, and have done some interesting things. Why does love occur? Sometimes it just arises between people due to neurological cascades that are triggered. Maybe you helping her get off helped spark this, seeing you as a caring savior, having desired someone to take her away from her ex. Think about it, due to the issues heroin causes, the dynamics involved in partnerships, it's very possible she was only staying with him out of necessity. You know about her habit and are perfectly okay with it, are able to relate to the issue, offer salvation, and can tolerate a secret that would be a major taboo for the vast majority of people.

    You brushed off dark secrets she may have by stating she's from Minnesota, but there are strong selection pressures involved in migration. If she was the type to move to Los Angeles of all places and then get hooked on heroin, there's a very good chance she has multiple other dark secrets about her past.

    Who knows how many issues this past decade of your life has caused you to develop, how many diagnoses you may qualify for. How's your social anxiety? Do you feel any general aversion to other people? A fear of forming platonic or romantic relationships?

    Open up that box of chocolates, boy, see what you get.

    inb4 Malice tells Casper he's autistic
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  14. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I don't think Casper is autistic. His lifestyle is kind of autistic, though.
  15. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Hahaha, Lanny once said that there was a period where he was working on a coding project and claimed it felt like a religious experience. Now that's autistic, in line with my cognitive computer variation of autism theory.
  16. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Damn, Tila Tequila went and turned into a lunatic Jesus freak Nazi.
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Enter Good. But she doesn't even deserve that.

    She probably doesnt remember it so it's fine.
  18. RestStop Space Nigga
    I must confess I'm in love with Tana Mongeau. She's my light, my muse, my flame. She brings me to life brahs.
  19. bling bling Dark Matter
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Bitch, I'm home. Remove my cap.

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