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The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

  1. Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Yeah, for speeding and no license.

    more like for because stupid and a liar!
  2. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by A College Professor wow i cant remember the last time i saw u post something more than one short phrase, are u feeling OK?? fam???

    was it easy to change ur spark plugs? how much cylinders u got?? why dont u have a driver license??? thats kinda funny that u would go 23 over with no license????

    The gear shifting was only acting up when I'd accelerate to higher speeds. I should've just got on the highway but was already driving to Taco Bell and wanted to see if it was shifting right.
  3. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
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  5. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
  6. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    IQ is a myth. Only retards believe in it. Like Bigfart.
  7. Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery IQ is a myth.

    source?
  8. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Plonko! source?

    https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2012/12/121219133334.htm
  9. Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2012/12/121219133334.htm

    so?

  10. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery IQ is a myth. Only retards believe in it. Like Bigfart.

    Well I know this one that's called "Big Face" this is a very serious thing because its job is to make you an offer to sell your soul outright to the devil. So you could be around a perimeter messing around with certain things with witchcraft and voodoo but they want you in wholeheartedly. All the way in they don't want you to just be playing around they want you to be all the way in and they'll send certain spirits out there to do it. And this was one of those spirits and they'll say 'come into the closet' and I (RestStop) went into the closet and it told me shut the door and it says 'join us'. Join us give us your whole self. And I said 'how in the world can I give you my whole self?' because I was a child I didn't know how to give them my whole self. And he said, 'say these words and than you can join us full fledged all the way' and when he said that all the clothes disappeared. Clothes in the closet disappeared, the shirts disappeared, the shoes, everything disappeared in this closet became as if I was standing out in space with the stars. There was no floor and there I myself and that spirit face-to-face. He said, 'if you give your whole self we will give you power, you'll have money, you'll have all the girls in the neighborhood plus, you'll have so much power that the politicians will respect you. The government will respect you and you'll be able to go through walls, you'll be able to go into the bank and take all the money you want and come right back through the wall all you have to do is say yes. Give your self to us totally. That thing you heard was God and he's no good, he can't help you anyway, if he could have he would have stopped us long ago so's that's showing you if you give your soul to us he'll take care of you.' And I stood there face-to-face with that thing and it seemed like I heard another voice--a teeny tiny little voice about the size of an ant almost--it said, 'Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't say yes.' I didn't know who that voice was but I never heard it before.And that big face-thing, that big ugly spirit-face it showed me a vision of money and power and all of these different things but that vocie said '...don't do it.' I said, 'no, I'm not doing this. No thank you I'm going to stay the way I am. I'm not coming here to get into this like you're talking about.' And he started screaming, 'Why! Why! Come do it! He'll give you everything you want!' And I said, 'No.' When I said no the floor came back, the clothes in the closet came back, I opened that closet door and said, 'By God, what is going on here?' and I never listened to that thing again. Because if you say yes you sign a ten year contract or a twenty year contract in an agreement with them. You'll be like most people you see who's getting involved with it [and] after ten years (or twenty years) they'll come get you and they kill you on that year. I can name people I know of who did what that thing invited me to do: they got the richest fast, they got famous on television, they became famous rockstars, they became actors and actresses and aftet that ten (or twenty) year contract they die right in that same month, day, week and second that they signed off.


  11. what do you mean the brain doesn't only have one function??
  12. Ugh
  13. Reststop, you're the best poster here.
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  15. Lanny Bird of Courage
  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    punch the future in it's stupid face
  17. Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 I have a date soon and I definitely have a bunch of things she doesn't know of. I'm kind of dreading ever bringing up my past. She's such a positive driven person, I feel like it'd be a turn-off.

    how do you get a date
  18. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Reststop, you're the best poster here.

    I know, nigga.
  19. Some pretty hot girls go to MacDonalds though.
  20. Omg I can't wait to go to fiji. ^_^ I finally feel like I'm doing something with my life, you know?

    Inb4 I just sit in my hotel room 24/7 posting on niggas in space.

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