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The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

  1. Originally posted by Malice None, but I’m planning on getting Klonopin and Vyvanse soon, as well as T-PAIN and maybe memantine.

    I am high, though, and not all of my posts should be taken seriously. I’m not really planning on pretending to be unable to care for myself and mentally retarded.

    Hehehe, while withdrawing from long term alcohol abuse last year I thought I had permanently fucked myself from the huge amount I ended up drinking throughout the day, was developing catatonia, and would have to see a neurologist and move into an assisted care facility. Oh lord, hahaha.

    I've really considered getting some memantine myself. I've been using intranasal noopept twice a day lately and find it a lot better than taken orally. Still need to get off phenibut though.

    If you get tianep you should try the sulfate, I think it would better suit your purpose from my personal experience with it. 50 mg twice a day is a good starting point.
  2. Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix I've really considered getting some memantine myself. I've been using intranasal noopept twice a day lately and find it a lot better than taken orally. Still need to get off phenibut though.

    If you get tianep you should try the sulfate, I think it would better suit your purpose from my personal experience with it. 50 mg twice a day is a good starting point.

    All of those are lame.
  3. bling bling Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel He's just retarded.


    wtf is this ugly mother fuckerπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ potato headπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ yuckπŸ’― at least I feel good about my self saying my ex has defo done a down grade....ahaha both pair of dutty breeds....deserve each other...barnsley tramp...How many toes you got kiddaπŸ’―
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  5. Originally posted by bling bling wtf is this ugly mother fuckerπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ potato headπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ yuckπŸ’― at least I feel good about my self saying my ex has defo done a down grade….ahaha both pair of dutty breeds….deserve each other…barnsley tramp…How many toes you got kiddaπŸ’―

    Speaking of retards.
  6. bling bling Dark Matter
    wow what a pussy i mesasged him to get phone number of my dead best friends dad and he slide me :C
  7. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I never told anyone this before, but one time I ate a really excessive amount of nuts and it caused me gastrointestinal issues. I was a block away from home late at night, fortunately with very few cars around, and had to squat down and shit in front of the fence if an apartment complex, which was right by a sidewalk, and wipe with leaves. Sometime during it a person may have said, β€œTaking a shit, bro?”. Fortunately they didn’t do anything else. Having them drive up to film and chase me would be a nightmare. Right after I finished laying the first huge mound, which nearly came to my ass, I suddenly had a strong urge again and had to lay a second.

    Some time later I walked by and they had been removed, but there were still the marks on the sidewalk.

    I wonder how people reacted and who cleaned it up. I think an old Asian guy who gardened may have lived in the apartment I shit in front of.
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  8. bling bling Dark Matter
    joggers do that shit alot
  9. RestStop Space Nigga
    Music for my funeral :

  10. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Twinkleberry bumblefuck!

    Banana nigger dunk!
  11. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Hey guys, I got you something

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  12. Confirmed best song of 2017-2018. I didn't just hear this and immediately post, it has stood the test of time. This is better than anything else released
  13. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Catching up with 10 pages of TRT is one of my favorite pastimes. Sadly i cannot really partake in the discussions that were had. Well i can and i am going to.

    Can't really comment on the whole LSD/Sploo who is the most attractive argument. I literally can't tell when a guy is attractive. Of course i know the 10/10 straight outta a magazine type of guys but anything between 3/10 and 9/10 i literally cannot tell whether women/girls would think these people are attractive. So i am neutral on the issue.

    Also, Sploo posted a quote by Lanny where Lanny had said Sploo was "cute in a boyish way". The rest of that post was actually pretty well written. And i enjoyed reading it for a second time. Oh yeah, then Malice mentioned something about Sploo not being the bishonen he used to be. I enjoyed that post too, but only because it had "bishonen" in it. I like it when people speak weeb.

    Oh one more thing about Sploo, he said Lanny was a computer scientist who didn't know how to code properly. All i wanted to mention about that is that Sploo hasn't the slightest idea of what good code looks like and has no real way of judging Lanny's ability to code without learning how to code himself first.

    inb4 "i wrote some html once"

    Oh yeah i just remembered CASPER is thinking this super model tier chick is trying to trap him. What part did she play in Downton Abbey? I need to see this chick. For science of course. Also, take a risk bro i mean jeez, she might be actually into you.

    Oh and WhiskeyPhoenix said something about Yohimbine, they sell energy drinks here with that shit in it lol.


    Ahhh, i think i got everything.


    Also, Mars Argo is dope. What ever happened to her. I like her music, she is a qt as well. Little petite blond girl. Also the Jersey Shore looking whore with the tan in the grocery store. (That rhymed) that Obbe posted, i would bang her and that's the only chick obbe ever posted that i would bang, i think.

    Also some stuff happened yesterday and today, it was both good and bad, i am not sure how i feel about it but a lot of people seem to have an opinion about it. Eh, oh well.
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  14. being blacked out 24/7 for a week from a bag of spice makes life exciting again
  15. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Goddamnit. Got pulled over. Changed my spark plugs. Car had been acting weird, gears weren't shifting right, and I was testing how the gears shifted after changing the spark plugs, so I picked up the speed a bit and got pulled over for going 63 in a 40 and driving unlicensed. Whatever, at least I didn't go to jail. He didn't even mention probation, which I figured would come up when he pulled my ID. It probably helped that the trash from the spark plugs and wires was sitting right next to me, so he knew I was telling the truth. Probably saw I was sober and calm and figured there were druggies to be bustin.
  16. i noticed in the bath i was nodding out which is weird because i didn't have any other opiate effects from the spice
  17. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Goddamnit. Got pulled over. Changed my spark plugs. Car had been acting weird, gears weren't shifting right, and I was testing how the gears shifted after changing the spark plugs, so I picked up the speed a bit and got pulled over for going 63 in a 40 and driving unlicensed. Whatever, at least I didn't go to jail. He didn't even mention probation, which I figured would come up when he pulled my ID. It probably helped that the trash from the spark plugs and wires was sitting right next to me, so he knew I was telling the truth. Probably saw I was sober and calm and figured there were druggies to be bustin.

    Good on you man. Did you get a ticket though?
  18. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
  19. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Sophie Good on you man. Did you get a ticket though?

    Yeah, for speeding and no license.

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