The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

1. 2018-02-01 at 9:51 AM UTC

   #8201
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   If I get with a hooker, she will be able to hook me up with drugs, right?
2. 2018-02-01 at 10:07 AM UTC

   #8202
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enter If I get with a hooker, she will be able to hook me up with drugs, right?

   
   Where did you get the hooker.
3. 2018-02-01 at 10:08 AM UTC

   #8203
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Something Squirrel Where did you get the hooker.

   
   when i go to fiji
4. 2018-02-01 at 12:59 PM UTC

   #8204
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enter how do you get a date

   
   "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
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5. 2018-02-01 at 1:21 PM UTC

   #8205
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by 哈哈你不看懂中文 try a bar , dont try a mcdonalds

   
   Lol I remember Slag took Bumble to Burger King for a date
6. 2018-02-01 at 1:27 PM UTC

   #8206
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Lol I remember Slag took Bumble to Burger King for a date

   
   Good. But she doesn't even deserve that.
7. 2018-02-01 at 2:10 PM UTC

   #8207
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Lol I remember Slag took Bumble to Burger King for a date

   
   And made her order off the dollar menu
8. 2018-02-01 at 2:14 PM UTC

   #8208
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I made toast with this Thomas Swirl Bread just now and I shit you not five minutes later I got an ad for the same bread on a random news site, fucking NSA watching me eat through the TV
9. 2018-02-01 at 2:44 PM UTC

   #8209
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix I made toast with this Thomas Swirl Bread just now and I shit you not five minutes later I got an ad for the same bread on a random news site, fucking NSA watching me eat through the TV

   
   They're watching you through the toast
10. 2018-02-01 at 3:05 PM UTC

    #8210
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
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    • aldra
11. 2018-02-01 at 3:05 PM UTC

    #8211
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    They're toasting you through the watch
12. 2018-02-01 at 3:50 PM UTC

    #8212
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Or watching you through the toast. I already know they have single atom sized vaccumms. Toast cameras? No problem fam.
13. 2018-02-01 at 3:59 PM UTC

    #8213
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    This yohimbine isn't half bad. It's a potent aphrodisiac too, one of the only natural supplements considered as one by the FDA.
14. 2018-02-01 at 4:20 PM UTC

    #8214
    RestStop Space Nigga
    She looks so hot saying it tho!
    
    
15. 2018-02-01 at 6:02 PM UTC

    #8215
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Pro tip, don't mix Yohimbine HCL into a fat line of anhydrous caffeine and rail them together, doesn't seem to play well with other stimulants.
16. 2018-02-01 at 6:36 PM UTC

    #8216
    SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Goddamnit. Got pulled over. Changed my spark plugs. Car had been acting weird, gears weren't shifting right, and I was testing how the gears shifted after changing the spark plugs, so I picked up the speed a bit and got pulled over for going 63 in a 40 and driving unlicensed. Whatever, at least I didn't go to jail. He didn't even mention probation, which I figured would come up when he pulled my ID. It probably helped that the trash from the spark plugs and wires was sitting right next to me, so he knew I was telling the truth. Probably saw I was sober and calm and figured there were druggies to be bustin.

    
    Im sure you'll hear about it from your PO. I remember when I was on probation I purchased a gun and thus had a background check done on me and she knew about it.
17. 2018-02-01 at 6:40 PM UTC

    #8217
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Pro tip, don't mix Yohimbine HCL into a fat line of anhydrous caffeine and rail them together, doesn't seem to play well with other stimulants.

    
    Are you actually railing them?
18. 2018-02-01 at 7:02 PM UTC

    #8218
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Are you actually railing them?

    
    Uhh...no?
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19. 2018-02-01 at 7:02 PM UTC

    #8219
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Enter Good. But she doesn't even deserve that.

    
    Meh, she was always cool with me.
20. 2018-02-01 at 7:04 PM UTC

    #8220
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mashlehash Meh, she was always cool with me.

    
    did you fuck her? fucking whore met up with and fucked multiple zoklet guys, just like the rest of them.
    
    bumble was a disgusting whore cunt.