The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

2018-01-25 at 5:42 AM UTC

#7661

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

one of us... one of us...

2018-01-25 at 5:46 AM UTC

#7662

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Captain Falcon is simply in the time of his drug use that most of us were at when we were in our teens. It's been a long battle, but every day we grow closer and closer to pushing him into heroin addiction.

I know why it seems that way but I know myself in this regard. I have an addictive personality and I've struggled with it in the past, so I have a very sharp and broad line for what I won't try. Anything that can give me physical withdrawal symptoms is a no go. Plus I have an active social and romantic life, and a good relationship with my family, and I'm pretty sure there's a large body of research behind how lacking those is actually one of the biggest factors behind addiction. I just don't ever see myself being in a situation where my answer to "weed is kind of boring" becomes "let's shoot some heroin".

2018-01-25 at 5:48 AM UTC

#7663

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Captain Falcon I know why it seems that way but I know myself in this regard. I have an addictive personality and I've struggled with it in the past, so I have a very sharp and broad line for what I won't try. Anything that can give me physical withdrawal symptoms is a no go. Plus I have an active social and romantic life, and a good relationship with my family, and I'm pretty sure there's a large body of research behind how lacking those is actually one of the biggest factors behind addiction. I just don't ever see myself being in a situation where my answer to "weed is kind of boring" becomes "let's shoot some heroin".

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2018-01-25 at 5:57 AM UTC

#7664

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Captain Falcon Nah, I'm pretty sure about this one. I even refused opiates before major surgery and gritted it out for months until I started using weed. I don't do anything physically addictive. Plus stuff like benzos, weird shit like salvia or peyote, all the retarded shit you people do like chugging cough syrup for bundy… all I've ever heard about it from TOTSE and Zoklet is people having awful, awful experiences, and the impression I get is that the reason they keep doing it is because they'd rather not deal with reality, no matter the cost.

I'm not really running from anything. I take a tolerance break, I go back to smoking weed and it's awesome again. Invest a whole gummy and start seeing colours and lights and shapes and shit and it's awesome. If I really wanted to get zooped, I'll just eat two gummies, or three. Or I'll mix my memes and drink with it.

If I'm really feeling it, I might drop acid.

Tired and exhausted. Your mind goes through the regular options of booze and weed, and you realize that none of them really sound good. Booze always makes you feel shitty the next day, and you never get much of anything done when you get stoned. Psychedelics are an option, but it's not really what you're looking for. No, what you need is control. You need power. You've been 'retired' for so long, and what good has it done you? You look at the bottle in the trash and remember a time when you only drank that swill because you couldn't get weed.

Hark, the herald angels sing! "TAKE RITALIN." Ritalin? Seems pretty light. I mean, you can't get addicted to it, right? You google it really quick. You were right. No physical addiction. Nice. You forget about it for a week or two until some boring Tuesday when it's raining like shit outside and you're feeling especially weak. "Ritalin," the angles whisper.

Next time you're out and about with your crowd, you ask. "Hey man, do you know where to get any Ritalin?"

He responds with a smirk. Of course he does. He always does. You knew he would. You try the Ritalin and you fucking love it. That first time was the bee's knees, the bomb-diggity. You always thought those phrases were gimmicky and outdated, but now you get it. You know what it's like to feel like the cat's pajamas. You have never felt this superior in your life. Every thought is so crisp and clear and directed. You whip through that book you'd wanted to read over the course of a night. You fuck some tinder bitch raw like a pride of lions. You are the beta and the omega.

Eventually, you get some sleep. And you know what? You don't even feel that bad in the morning. A little worn out, but that's okay. It was worth it. Feeling like the cat's pajamas was worth it. You know you can't do it every week, or even every other week, so you don't. But it's always in the back of your head. You sit there in front of people and things, the angels turned devil now singing in your ear. "Take Ritalin."

It's really all downhill once you've got the devils singing in your ear.

2018-01-25 at 6:06 AM UTC

#7665

Malice Naturally Camouflaged

More evidence that fasoracetam may be effective in treating some types of ADD. It’s actually my favorite racetam. it’s really the only one that produced a particularly distinct effect I could feel.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Nootropics/comments/7sq1od/fasoracetam_shows_effect_in_adhd_based_on/

I made a comment on it in this related thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/Nootropics/comments/7myuae/exploratory_doseescalation_study_of_nfc1/?utm_source=amp&utm_medium=comment_header

From my experience sublingual is likely multiple times more effective.

2018-01-25 at 6:43 AM UTC

#7666

Malice Naturally Camouflaged

Imagine if one day a neural interface could make it feel like you were naked and taking a hot shower or deep in a hot tub all the time. My quality of life would skyrocket.

2018-01-25 at 6:47 AM UTC

#7667

Malice Naturally Camouflaged

Lanny, you mentioned some time who that you feel like you may have some form of ADD, but have just learned to cope with it well. Positive responses from memantine and stimulants increase the probability that you will be a responder. Concentration is an integral party of your job, making you an excellent candidate to provide a report of effects at doses used in these studies.

2018-01-25 at 7:10 AM UTC

#7668

benny vader YELLOW GHOST

Originally posted by Malice Imagine if one day a neural interface could make it feel like you were naked and taking a hot shower or deep in a hot tub all the time. My quality of life would skyrocket.

but then all your hands and feets would be wrinkled ....

2018-01-25 at 8:14 AM UTC

#7669

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Fuck my tax papers will suck this year. Got four different sources of income to figure out. Three of em I'll have to PAY for since they fall in the assets and business/self employed categories.

2018-01-25 at 9:59 AM UTC

#7670

RestStop Space Nigga

2018-01-25 at 12:15 PM UTC

#7671

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Damn, forgot how much fun street racing is

2018-01-25 at 12:16 PM UTC

#7672

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Made even more fun by the fact that, despite my bike being rather low displacement, I can still destroy cars 10,20, even 30 times more expensive

I'd absolutely get my ass handed to me by most other bikes though

Yeah, pretty sure this will be my last year on earth

2018-01-25 at 12:45 PM UTC

#7673

aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

Originally posted by mmQ Cmon mashy. There's one-liners and then there's.. whatever it is you're doing.

antipsychotics

***wtf how many pages are there

2018-01-25 at 12:51 PM UTC

#7674

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Tired and exhausted. Your mind goes through the regular options of booze and weed, and you realize that none of them really sound good. Booze always makes you feel shitty the next day, and you never get much of anything done when you get stoned. Psychedelics are an option, but it's not really what you're looking for. No, what you need is control. You need power. You've been 'retired' for so long, and what good has it done you? You look at the bottle in the trash and remember a time when you only drank that swill because you couldn't get weed.

Hark, the herald angels sing! "TAKE RITALIN." Ritalin? Seems pretty light. I mean, you can't get addicted to it, right? You google it really quick. You were right. No physical addiction. Nice. You forget about it for a week or two until some boring Tuesday when it's raining like shit outside and you're feeling especially weak. "Ritalin," the angles whisper.

Next time you're out and about with your crowd, you ask. "Hey man, do you know where to get any Ritalin?"

He responds with a smirk. Of course he does. He always does. You knew he would. You try the Ritalin and you fucking love it. That first time was the bee's knees, the bomb-diggity. You always thought those phrases were gimmicky and outdated, but now you get it. You know what it's like to feel like the cat's pajamas. You have never felt this superior in your life. Every thought is so crisp and clear and directed. You whip through that book you'd wanted to read over the course of a night. You fuck some tinder bitch raw like a pride of lions. You are the beta and the omega.

Eventually, you get some sleep. And you know what? You don't even feel that bad in the morning. A little worn out, but that's okay. It was worth it. Feeling like the cat's pajamas was worth it. You know you can't do it every week, or even every other week, so you don't. But it's always in the back of your head. You sit there in front of people and things, the angels turned devil now singing in your ear. "Take Ritalin."

It's really all downhill once you've got the devils singing in your ear.

Ritalin doesn't really sound like something I'd do, fam. When I'm high off some kind of weed, I always get a lot done, usually it's stuff I'd do anyway.

2018-01-25 at 1:03 PM UTC

#7675

bling bling Dark Matter

u know when u go thru a struggle or,, tension it causes ur brain to react a certain way and the result of that tension is gonna be,,

2018-01-25 at 1:09 PM UTC

#7676

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by bling bling u know when u go thru a struggle or,, tension it causes ur brain to react a certain way and the result of that tension is gonna be,,

Are you black?

2018-01-25 at 5:27 PM UTC

#7677

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Captain Falcon Ritalin doesn't really sound like something I'd do, fam. When I'm high off some kind of weed, I always get a lot done, usually it's stuff I'd do anyway.