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  1. Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    It's been nearly 3 days
  2. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Daily I'm on painkillers so I'm constipated as fuck. u jelly?

    Have you noticed any stimulation around your prostate? When it finally comes out take note of whether any seminal fluid leaks out.
  3. Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    I even sacrificed my monthly sugar limit by eating a pear
  4. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Malice Have you noticed any stimulation around your prostate? When it finally comes out take note of whether any seminal fluid leaks out.

    Nigga...
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  5. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Back to school theme song:


  6. Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Nigga…

  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra antipsychotics

    ***wtf how many pages are there

    When I took them my creativity levels skyrocketed.
  8. Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Nigga…

  9. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    https://www.reddit.com/r/oculus/comments/7swpgk/the_future_of_feedback_gloves_120_feedback_points/

    Have enough interest from all the money you saved by being childfree and living a low cost lifestyle and (semi-)retire early by spending all your time in virtual reality.
  10. Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick Check it out:


    That was a fake "motion picture use only" $100...FYI
  11. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Yosuga no Sora was disappointing. I mean, there was sister fucking and a blowjob, as promised, but they really don’t show that much. Although, I was pleasantly surprised by them getting caught fucking doggystyle on school grounds. It was lacking in both story and sex scenes. It seems it may just be the controversy surrounding the incest issue that often gets this mentioned in relevant posts. I don’t know of any other anime that handled straight up incest this graphically.
  12. Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick That was a fake "motion picture use only" $100…FYI

    Lmao. Now i know you ordered a fat stack of fake cash as a prop to use when fantasizing about being rich.
  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    some 19 year old chick on fetlife who's into dd/lg shit is asking me to be her daddy, lol. i might just go along with it for lolz. plus she kinda fairly hot.



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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Malice Yosuga no Sora was disappointing. I mean, there was sister fucking and a blowjob, as promised, but they really don’t show that much. Although, I was pleasantly surprised by them getting caught fucking doggystyle on school grounds. It was lacking in both story and sex scenes. It seems it may just be the controversy surrounding the incest issue that often gets this mentioned in relevant posts. I don’t know of any other anime that handled straight up incest this graphically.

    i wish you'd have mentioned you were talking about fucking anime at the start of that post. you could have saved me reading 3 lines of utter shite.



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  15. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Ziap

    Originally posted by Malice Yosuga no Sora was disappointing. I mean, there was sister fucking and a blowjob, as promised, but they really don’t show that much. Although, I was pleasantly surprised by them getting caught fucking doggystyle on school grounds. It was lacking in both story and sex scenes. It seems it may just be the controversy surrounding the incest issue that often gets this mentioned in relevant posts. I don’t know of any other anime that handled straight up incest this graphically.

    Two?
  16. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I wonder why Brazilians are most predisposed to fart eating.
  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by A College Professor daddy/large?

    it stands for 'daddy dom/little girl' its all this age play regression shit. i'm pretty certain most dudes into it are total fucking pedos. but i've started to figure that most of the chicks into it are completely batshit fucking cray cray. so its like a goldmine of crazy chicks. i fucking love crazy chicks, they fuck like nothing else, most will let you do absolutely anything. this one is like 200 miles away but is a good 7/10. i should have a car in the next few weeks so i could be setting up a good thing. just gotta try and ignore the fact that she's sucking her pacifier and cuddling a teddy bear and calling me daddy while i'm balls deep tho. i can do that, fuck it, lol.

    in fact her being 200 miles away is prolly good. i can go up there and fuck the shit out of her for a weekend, then dodge back and leave her up there. so i get the mad crazy sex without having to deal with all her other insanity while my cock isn't stuck inside her. the more i think about it, the more this sounds like a good idea, lol. also might be just the thing i need to help get that hooker chick outta my head.



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  19. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

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