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The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

  1. Originally posted by Malice Multiple reasons. Ideally you’d be using an indica as pure as possible, and in Australia strains are bound to be far more inaccurate than in a place like California with the longest existing medical system in the state and areas famous for local growing and professionals in the industry, like Humboldt. You could also just be a pussy or have an underlying anxiety disorder and may need to take a benzo for it. I’ve also heard good things about kava extract. Unfortunately I didn’t have enough time to properly trial it myself.

    Smoking at home definitely tends to be calmer, especially for someone with your history and personality traits.

    Also, the response curve for the anxiolytic effect is u-shaped, so taking too much makes you more anxious. How much have you smoked? For some people just one moderate big is enough. I’ve been smoking daily for at least a week, spent nearly all day high yesterday, and now around 6PM a single moderate hit from a joint has me pretty high, just the right level. I remember that the first time I tried it, which I documented on Zoklet, I was using about 20 milligrams in a MFLB knockoff.

    Thanks, I'm going to california this year but obviously alas then I wouldn't be smoking in my own home. Wish it could just be legal here.
  2. Lanny Bird of Courage
    On the subject of weed I went to a dispensary for the first time since legalization. They put it in weird "child proof" bags. Also the attendant handed me a piece of paper with some shit about health risks and whatever. They had a trash bin by the door and it was almost full of the pamphlets, kinda funny.
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  3. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Lanny On the subject of weed I went to a dispensary for the first time since legalization. They put it in weird "child proof" bags. Also the attendant handed me a piece of paper with some shit about health risks and whatever. They had a trash bin by the door and it was almost full of the pamphlets, kinda funny.

    you're dying
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Were the bags weird because they were child proof or were they weird bags that were also child proof?
  5. Originally posted by Lanny On the subject of weed I went to a dispensary for the first time since legalization. They put it in weird "child proof" bags. Also the attendant handed me a piece of paper with some shit about health risks and whatever. They had a trash bin by the door and it was almost full of the pamphlets, kinda funny.

    This is the political process; you have to work towards goals with half steps. First you legalize that shit with dumb ass warnings, child proof bags etc. That's how you get it legalized, with all sorts of asterisks. Then you take away the asterisks. If they just wanted to make it as simple as booze, it wouldn't get legalized.

    Now the federal government just needs to fish their head out of their ass and legalize it on the federal level, so FDIC insured banks can start taking that shit in.
  6. Originally posted by mmQ Were the bags weird because they were child proof or were they weird bags that were also child proof?

    child proof bags are kinda weird by default. I struggled with one while I was high as giraffe tits.
  7. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by mmQ Were the bags weird because they were child proof or were they weird bags that were also child proof?

    I guess it was the say in which they're child proofed. It's like a ziplock and you need to depress a part of the zipping apparatus when it's in a specific position along the length of the zipper to get it open. Like this:



    IDK, just never seen it before and it's kind of a bitch to do since the hook didn't catch the first few times I tried.


    Originally posted by Captain Falcon This is the political process; you have to work towards goals with half steps. First you legalize that shit with dumb ass warnings, child proof bags etc. That's how you get it legalized, with all sorts of asterisks. Then you take away the asterisks. If they just wanted to make it as simple as booze, it wouldn't get legalized.

    Now the federal government just needs to fish their head out of their ass and legalize it on the federal level, so FDIC insured banks can start taking that shit in.


    Yeah, I mean it's better than the medical recommendation song and dance. I just think the child proofing in particular is kinda comic. Like a 5 year old could cut this thing open with scissors, no one who's capable of arranging papers and rolling them or having some kind of vape or glass is going to be unable to open this thing.
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Well I guess I agree with you; my first thought immediately when seeing the pic was 'hmmh. Weird.'
  9. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by mashlehash you're dying

    What's your deal mash? You didn't post like this before. Like not this post in particular but just in general. You used to actually interact with people and have opinions and stuff. Now it all seems incoherent. I thought it was like some kind of inside joke you had with someone else who was reading, or being sarcastic, but it's seeming like no one really gets what it means.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Lanny What's your deal mash? You didn't post like this before. Like not this post in particular but just in general. You used to actually interact with people and have opinions and stuff. Now it all seems incoherent. I thought it was like some kind of inside joke you had with someone else who was reading, or being sarcastic, but it's seeming like no one really gets what it means.

    Lol go look through the last few pages of his posts made.

    Cmon mashy. There's one-liners and then there's.. whatever it is you're doing.
  11. Originally posted by Lanny What's your deal mash? You didn't post like this before. Like not this post in particular but just in general. You used to actually interact with people and have opinions and stuff. Now it all seems incoherent. I thought it was like some kind of inside joke you had with someone else who was reading, or being sarcastic, but it's seeming like no one really gets what it means.

    A lot of users from totselings post like that (el rando) because it replaces actually having a personality. Some do it really well and people don't cotton on for a long time, like Mash. Some are awful at it and you can tell instantly, like Scron. The time you're taking about, where mash actually did things, is long gone. Now he just shitposts on cruise control because he doesn't really have the mental processing power to spare after addling his brain with sketch drugs for years.
  12. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    What's a good phenibut source? And modafinil?
  13. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Lanny What's your deal mash? You didn't post like this before.

    Schizophrenia. Read about the social effects.
  14. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Malice Schizophrenia. Read about the social effects.

    Well gee malice, I'm not so sure, I think it might be autism.
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  15. Why's everything into modafinal these days?
  16. Idk how you niggers use so many weirdo exotic drugs. I really don't even like alcohol that much. I'm pretty much never going to go beyond weed and psychs. Meanwhile some dudes here put strange ass NFHC research chemicals and shit into their body, like damn man, how do you know that shit won't make your dick shrink or something.
  17. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Lanny Well gee malice, I'm not so sure, I think it might be autism.

    I wonder if I could get away with carrying a daikimakura everywhere if I told them it was to treat my autism. Then at the end of the semester I could reveal that I was just trolling everyone and become popular.
  18. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I'm pretty much never going to go beyond weed and psychs.

    You’ll change your mind.
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  19. Originally posted by Malice You’ll change your mind.

    Nah, I'm pretty sure about this one. I even refused opiates before major surgery and gritted it out for months until I started using weed. I don't do anything physically addictive. Plus stuff like benzos, weird shit like salvia or peyote, all the retarded shit you people do like chugging cough syrup for bundy... all I've ever heard about it from TOTSE and Zoklet is people having awful, awful experiences, and the impression I get is that the reason they keep doing it is because they'd rather not deal with reality, no matter the cost.

    I'm not really running from anything. I take a tolerance break, I go back to smoking weed and it's awesome again. Invest a whole gummy and start seeing colours and lights and shapes and shit and it's awesome. If I really wanted to get zooped, I'll just eat two gummies, or three. Or I'll mix my memes and drink with it.

    If I'm really feeling it, I might drop acid.
  20. Captain Falcon is simply in the time of his drug use that most of us were at when we were in our teens. It's been a long battle, but every day we grow closer and closer to pushing him into heroin addiction.

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