The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

1. 2018-01-24 at 8:21 AM UTC

   #7601
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Lanny No, I'm pretty sure doing nothing, watching a lot of tv, and eating a lot of food is just depressing. Nothing existential about it.

   
   Well, then why don’t you do things that are more fun?
2. 2018-01-24 at 8:22 AM UTC

   #7602
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   i am floompo floomos 7joj78
3. 2018-01-24 at 8:24 AM UTC

   #7603
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Plonko! i am floompo floomos 7joj78

   
   Sploo, have you ever thought about doing prank calls and recording them? It could be a fun low effort theme for videos of yours.
   
   Just call up old people and read things from posts you’ve made.
4. 2018-01-24 at 8:26 AM UTC

   #7604
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by Malice Well, then why don’t you do things that are more fun?

   
   Like what? Pretty much everything else I enjoy requires a level of mental acuity I don't have when high. Can't program high, can't read anything more complicated than a news article, cooking feels like a chore when you're craving cheap quick calories.
5. 2018-01-24 at 8:30 AM UTC

   #7605
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Malice Sploo, have you ever thought about doing prank calls and recording them? It could be a fun low effort theme for videos of yours.
   
   Just call up old people and read things from posts you’ve made.

   
   that's a good idea
6. 2018-01-24 at 9:34 AM UTC

   #7606
   SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
   I didnt realize this was an alt-right website.
7. 2018-01-24 at 9:56 AM UTC

   #7607
   RestStop Space Nigga
8. 2018-01-24 at 2:07 PM UTC

   #7608
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I should have ate more shrooms
9. 2018-01-24 at 4:58 PM UTC

   #7609
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny Like what? Pretty much everything else I enjoy requires a level of mental acuity I don't have when high. Can't program high, can't read anything more complicated than a news article, cooking feels like a chore when you're craving cheap quick calories.

   
   Smoke less. Take only a hit or two. Huge difference. I can actually write and do homework and etc when i limit myself. I mean, how much are you smoking here?
10. 2018-01-24 at 4:59 PM UTC

    #7610
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix I should have ate more shrooms

    
    How do you feel? How much did you eat?
11. 2018-01-24 at 5:31 PM UTC

    #7611
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    lol mandem cont take his spliff wasteman
12. 2018-01-24 at 6 PM UTC

    #7612
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 How do you feel? How much did you eat?

    
    This
13. 2018-01-24 at 6:35 PM UTC

    #7613
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Smoke less. Take only a hit or two. Huge difference. I can actually write and do homework and etc when i limit myself. I mean, how much are you smoking here?

    
    Usually more than a hit or two. Like yeah, I can smoke less and by force of will get stuff done, but it's really only a matter of degree. Being a little high and a little productive doesn't sound a much better very high and not productive at all.
    
    Weed is like the ice cream of drugs, it's good in large quantities now and then but stops being fun if you have it every night.
14. 2018-01-24 at 6:46 PM UTC

    #7614
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    And then every so often you pick up several gallons of coldstone creamery birthday cake remix ice cream laced with twix and kit-kat and Heath bar and graham crackers, and obtain an obese sack of the best 'good good' you can get your hands on, put them both within arm's reach and have yourself a POWER NIGHT where you do nothing but GORGE between the two with a big stupid Cheshire grin pasted on your face.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Lanny, 
    • HTS, 
    • The Self Taught Man
15. 2018-01-24 at 6:54 PM UTC

    #7615
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    how a nigga live
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • RestStop
16. 2018-01-24 at 7:02 PM UTC

    #7616
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    Live big nigga Live Lit Long time
17. 2018-01-24 at 7:25 PM UTC

    #7617
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix I should have ate more shrooms

    
    Yeah, I felt like remarking that an eighth would probably be too low for a really satisfying trip. Do at least 5 grams next time.
18. 2018-01-24 at 7:28 PM UTC

    #7618
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Literally high most of the day yesterday (Took a bit less than one joint) and I feel even better today. Marijuana really does seem to be healing me.
19. 2018-01-24 at 7:30 PM UTC

    #7619
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    or just smoke a bd an chill on it
20. 2018-01-24 at 7:46 PM UTC

    #7620
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Malice Literally high most of the day yesterday (Took a bit less than one joint) and I feel even better today. Marijuana really does seem to be healing me.

    
    Is there a term for a literal use of a figurative word representing a literal meaning?
    
    Know what I mean?
    
    I'm literally baked" wouldn't be correct, but "I've literally been baked 15 hours straight" is correct? I don't know how to say what I'm asking.