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  1. laying in bed smoking tiny flakes of spice out of a crack pipe and suckling on a xanax bar
  2. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Plonko! laying in bed smoking tiny flakes of spice out of a crack pipe and suckling on a xanax bar

    The life of one of the most intelligent men on Earth.
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  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Malice The life of one of the most intelligent men on Earth.

    sploo should get his own big bang type show, it'd be the first TV show I actually pay to watch
  4. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Imagine a show where me and sploo were roommates. I should write a fanfic.
  5. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    we should actually write a script, then you and sploo can do your lines and we can splice it together with some shit video editing software
  6. Originally posted by Kolokol-1 I've heard of that happening to a couple people, but when they came down they said the experience was great, they didn't know why they were screaming and freaking out

    I'm gonna be honest here, that happened to me as well. I flailed and screamed bloody fucking murder, apparently. Meanwhile my mind was in an infinite void of nothingness existing for literal eons. The tiger-deity who had always comforted me on my DMT trips - she was nowhere to be found. No color. No self. No sense of space or direction. There was absolutely nada 'cept for my own consciousness.

    It's the only time psychedelics have ever effected my life. Every single trip, even on DMT, has been purely for fun and for the couple days of afterglow. This trip never left me though. I still think about it regularly when I'm having a hard time. "If I can survive eons in the void, I can get through this." It made me appreciate things too. Anything seems better than the nothing I had. Legit, it cured me from being suicidal (save for a few stress-heavy incidences, but no more of those all-day suicidal thots anymore.) It made me do things like hitchhike (GOOD choice) and start to write and learn instruments and languages and actually start making friends.

    That confidence and lust for life is something I honestly don't think I'd have developed otherwise. It waned for about two years thanks to witches and this one succubus I met through an online article. But the shadow people tell me not to worry about that, and that I'm on the path to a great and fulfilling life.
  7. Originally posted by Malice The life of one of the most intelligent men on Earth.

    you're right, i forgot to tape narcan to my wall
  8. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I think the anti-inflammatory properties, with a primary focus on the brain, of marijuana may be having a progressive anti-depressant effect. Neurological inflammation plays a part in many symtoms and disorders.
  9. i like when you look up receptor affinities and then make broad assumptions
  10. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    It’s pretty reasonable. There are multiple aspects of autism that would lead to it and PTSD could very well significantly worsen it.
  11. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Marijuana Patients Exhibit Altered Brain Activity and Improved Executive Function after 3 Months of Treatment

    www.frontiersin.org/articles/10.3389/fphar.2017.00983

    The improvement in sleep is bound to have a positive effect as well.
  12. and it could also be every other thing thats happening within in your body that you can't perceive
  13. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Being stoned all the time is fucking depressing as shit
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  14. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Imagine a young black buck breaking into sploo’s basement while he's unaware, restraining him by tying him up, then he pulls down both of their pants them begins to pour Aunt Jemima’s syrup onto his pearlescent pure marble white ass and slowly lick upward in a tantalizing manner, really making him feel it. Of course he’s going to use the same syrup to penetrate him.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Penit.
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Lanny Being stoned all the time is fucking depressing as shit

    I would imagine so. I thought they usually killed you the first time they did it.
  17. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Lanny Being stoned all the time is fucking depressing as shit

    What you are experiencing is simply the emptiness inherent to existence.
  18. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Lanny Being stoned all the time is fucking depressing as shit

    Why? Maybe you just don’t enjoy life very much, part of the reason why you may enjoy the effects of alcohol and benzos so much.

    Or you could be using too much. I’ve heard the response curve for the antidepressant effect is u-shaped.
  19. Lanny Bird of Courage
    No, I'm pretty sure doing nothing, watching a lot of tv, and eating a lot of food is just depressing. Nothing existential about it.
  20. Originally posted by Lanny No, I'm pretty sure doing nothing, watching a lot of tv, and eating a lot of food is just depressing. Nothing existential about it.

    so meta to say even not meta

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