Grab the Lube...Irma Is coming...and Shes Wearin' Her Best Codpiece

1. 2017-09-07 at 12:08 PM UTC

   #41
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kolokol-1 i'm in greenville sc and everybody in my family and place of employment are losing their fucking minds over this shit
   
   we're 200 fucking miles inland the worst we're going to get is a fucking thunderstorm

   
   you should see the cluster fuck going on where I am, right on the coast. it's a fucking nuthouse.
   
   I'm sure it's on the news
2. 2017-09-07 at 4:08 PM UTC

   #42
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by infinityshock yes.
   
   for my welder.
   
   altho I do have some oxygen tubing laying around someplace.

   
   can you breath with those ???
3. 2017-09-07 at 4:12 PM UTC

   #43
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by benny vader your going to need those 50gal industrial sized lube.
   
   lol.

   
   I just want to point out that they actually sell this on Amazon, for anybody who thinks it isn't available commercially. 55 gallon drum.
   
   https://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant/dp/B005MR3IVO/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1504800634&sr=8-1&keywords=50+gallon+lube
   
   Don't wander too far into the suggestions or you start seeing like, baby circumcision practice dolls. Seriously.
4. 2017-09-07 at 4:20 PM UTC

   #44
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 I just want to point out that they actually sell this on Amazon, for anybody who thinks it isn't available commercially. 55 gallon drum.
   
   https://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant/dp/B005MR3IVO/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1504800634&sr=8-1&keywords=50+gallon+lube
   
   Don't wander too far into the suggestions or you start seeing like, baby circumcision practice dolls. Seriously.

   
   i know it as a matter of fact that it exist.
5. 2017-09-07 at 5:28 PM UTC

   #45
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   People need to quit freaking the fuck out
6. 2017-09-07 at 5:45 PM UTC

   #46
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by benny vader can you breath with those ???

   
   it's not rated for that...but I wouldn't need to.
7. 2017-09-07 at 5:46 PM UTC

   #47
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 I just want to point out that they actually sell this on Amazon, for anybody who thinks it isn't available commercially. 55 gallon drum.
   
   https://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant/dp/B005MR3IVO/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1504800634&sr=8-1&keywords=50+gallon+lube
   
   Don't wander too far into the suggestions or you start seeing like, baby circumcision practice dolls. Seriously.

   
   I have several of KY
8. 2017-09-07 at 5:47 PM UTC

   #48
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by infinityshock I have several of KY

   
   KY doesn't sell 55 gallon drums.
9. 2017-09-07 at 5:54 PM UTC

   #49
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 KY doesn't sell 55 gallon drums.

   
   that doesn't stop me from repackaging it.
10. 2017-09-08 at 2:56 AM UTC

    #50
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
11. 2017-09-08 at 3:12 AM UTC

    #51
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
12. 2017-09-08 at 3:14 AM UTC

    #52
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I hope Florida floats off into the Atlantic.
13. 2017-09-08 at 3:34 AM UTC

    #53
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 I hope Florida floats off into the Atlantic.

    
    YThat would actually be dope, if it stays above water.
14. 2017-09-08 at 3:41 AM UTC

    #54
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon YThat would actually be dope, if it stays above water.

    
    If we put it in between Brazil and Africa it might stop some hurricanes from forming in the first place.
15. 2017-09-08 at 3:51 AM UTC

    #55
    

    infinityshock Black Hole
    shitting fuck...its a regular butt-hole rodeo going on in the caribbean...and they forgot to invite the clowns...
    
    
    
16. 2017-09-08 at 3:58 AM UTC

    #56
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Still feel confident you'll be fine?
17. 2017-09-08 at 4 AM UTC

    #57
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    ^retard kiddie diddling dogfucker
18. 2017-09-08 at 4:04 AM UTC

    #58
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery ^retard kiddie diddling dogfucker

    
    Whut. I don't even know you, you mother beating coffee guzzler.
19. 2017-09-08 at 11:04 AM UTC

    #59
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock shitting fuck…its a regular butt-hole rodeo going on in the caribbean…and they forgot to invite the clowns…
    
    
    

    
    Somebody at HAARP must be drunk as fuck
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • aldra
20. 2017-09-08 at 4:17 PM UTC

    #60
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 Somebody at HAARP must be drunk as fuck

    
    passed out with his forehead on the 'launch hurricanes'button
    
    
    anyone that is bored and wants to have some fun...call grocery retailers and home improvement stores all along the east coast and ask if they have water and plywood.
    
    I literally called walmart asking for plywood then became irate when they said they didn't sell it. she hung up on me.