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Grab the Lube...Irma Is coming...and Shes Wearin' Her Best Codpiece

  1. #61
    Welp, my house is all boardes up. I couldn't get to any water at Publix or Walmart so I just washed out my cooler, lined it with 10 layers of saran wrap, tossed the whole thing into my deep freezer and filled it with enhancemented water. It's a big block of ice now, it'll melt gradually and be cold for a while.

    Put all the meat in the freezer into multiple large trash bags and tied them up, then secured them with duct tape to seal them so I can easily toss it if need be, and if they rot, it won't stink shit up. Until then, it'll serve as thermal mass to keep my water cool.

    I have a tonne of canned food already so that's squared.

    Lots of TP and baby wipes that I managed to score from Sam's Club a couple of days ago.

    Obviously not gonna need it but if niggers get smart, I have ample ammo and mags for my P30.

    Med bag with antibiotics, bandages, band aids, hydrogen peroxide, running alcohol, and a bunch of general medicines.

    Loads of weed. Loads of disposable cutlery and dishes, trash bags etc.

    I have a flare gun just in case.

    I also filled up a lot of odd containers with unenhancemented water.

    I think I should be good. Pray that major infrastructure does not get taken out.
  2. #62
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    The size comparison between Andrew and Irma really puts it into perspective. That and the path seems to be straight up through all of Florida instead of cutting across it like Andrew did.
  3. #63
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery The size comparison between Andrew and Irma really puts it into perspective. That and the path seems to be straight up through all of Florida instead of cutting across it like Andrew did.

    oh shit



    We about to get anally raped, boys
  4. #64
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon oh shit



    We about to get anally raped, boys

    I literally have large quantities of KY jelly stockpiled.
  5. #65
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Welp, my house is all boardes up. I couldn't get to any water at Publix or Walmart so I just washed out my cooler, lined it with 10 layers of saran wrap, tossed the whole thing into my deep freezer and filled it with enhancemented water. It's a big block of ice now, it'll melt gradually and be cold for a while.

    Put all the meat in the freezer into multiple large trash bags and tied them up, then secured them with duct tape to seal them so I can easily toss it if need be, and if they rot, it won't stink shit up. Until then, it'll serve as thermal mass to keep my water cool.

    I have a tonne of canned food already so that's squared.

    Lots of TP and baby wipes that I managed to score from Sam's Club a couple of days ago.

    Obviously not gonna need it but if niggers get smart, I have ample ammo and mags for my P30.

    Med bag with antibiotics, bandages, band aids, hydrogen peroxide, running alcohol, and a bunch of general medicines.

    Loads of weed. Loads of disposable cutlery and dishes, trash bags etc.

    I have a flare gun just in case.

    I also filled up a lot of odd containers with unenhancemented water.

    I think I should be good. Pray that major infrastructure does not get taken out.

    I have 1/4 of my to-do list done...

    turn your water heater setting up as high as you are comfortable with setting it. it'll leave more water available over longer periods of time.

    in 2004 I had hot water for 4 days after the power went out with normal settings.

    the last one where power went out I had it for a week.

    I now have a newer, better insulated 45-gallon heater so it'll last even longer.
  6. #66
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock I literally have large quantities of KY jelly stockpiled.

    Literally nobody cares.

    I wonder what DJ Hurricane's official statement regarding Irma is.
  7. #67
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Literally nobody cares.

    I wonder what DJ Hurricane's official statement regarding Irma is.

    I will literally fuck you in your asshole and use...literally...no lube whatsoever then you'll see if you care or not.
  8. #68
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    u ned bog roll on ur hed
  9. #69
    infinityshock Black Hole
    I'm driving around in the rain for shits and giggles.

    everything appears to be open.

    the gas stations with gas have 3 mile long lines and the ones with no gas are completely empty.
  10. #70
    it's all shits and giggles until somebody giggles and shits.
  11. #71
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Dargo it's all shits and giggles until somebody giggles and shits.

    then it's hilarious.
  12. #72
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 KY doesn't sell 55 gallon drums.

    If you acquisitioned them correctly, they would.
  13. #73
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon oh shit



    We about to get anally raped, boys

    Lol I'm in Utah, fuck you negroids.
  14. #74
    Originally posted by mashlehash I'm in Utah

    You don't need no hurricane to fuck your shit up
  15. #75
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Falco and Jill acting all hard right now :)

    I was there for a hurricane, but I can't even remember its name. I could look. Either way it was off in the middle of the gulf like 8 years ago and just made the waves way larger than normal, probably 10-20 feet or so.

    We intelligently got canned on the beach and swam in the storm at night. It was fucking enjoyable, and I even got stung by a jellyfish to cap it off, but drunk enough that it just made me laff.

    If Irma kills but only one Floridian that ran there from nigger victimization in New York, I hope it's someone that has posted here.
  16. #76
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    I used to hate all the northerners in Florida. Especially my last few years there, it became readily apparent that douchebags from New Jersey and Pennsylvania were coming down for rehab and staying down there afterward. It was swarming with the fuckers.
  17. #77
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon You don't need no hurricane to fuck your shit up

    What are you trying to say?
  18. #78
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I used to hate all the northerners in Florida. Especially my last few years there, it became readily apparent that douchebags from New Jersey and Pennsylvania were coming down for rehab and staying down there afterward. It was swarming with the fuckers.

    Could you tell they were from New Jersey by their accent?
  19. #79
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Sometimes but mostly from the way they talked, dressed, and behaved. North Face everywhere. Also I had a lot of experience with them from rehab, since 90% of the people in there had come from up there, so it became a lot easier to spot them out.
  20. #80
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Fuck my codpieces
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