Grab the Lube...Irma Is coming...and Shes Wearin' Her Best Codpiece

1. 2017-09-05 at 12:08 PM UTC

   #21
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Currently, Chicago. Gonna get home in the evening so I'm basically fucked. That's okay though, I don't need water, all I need is containers; I have a tap enhancement, so I'll just fill some stuff up. I'm over near Clearwater. I have had zero time to prepare. All the models say that only Miami is really going to get ass raped, the rest of us are pretty dandy.

   
   Clearwater is far enough inland that it won't get obscenely raped like a coastal city would.
   
   they don't know the path for sure but the ones I'm seeing have it lining up just south of the tip of Florida then taking a hard right to cruise right on through the the entire state.
   
   it's a cat-5 now. yee ha.
2. 2017-09-06 at 12:23 AM UTC

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   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
   So are you going to just sit there and take it?
3. 2017-09-06 at 12:56 AM UTC

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   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
   
4. 2017-09-06 at 1:18 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Ajax

   
   Basically.
   
   

   Originally posted by Ajax So are you going to just sit there and take it?

   
   Basically. Fuck my ass.
5. 2017-09-06 at 3:26 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole
   i just got home from grocery shopping...or more appropriately...trying to grocery shop. jesus fuck, its a fucking mad house out there. i knew i shouldnt have left my house.
   
   - there are cops everywhere
   - every gas station has a line of cars at every pump and half of the gas stations have tanker-trucks blocking half the traffic
   
   i wasnt out to buy anything specifically for the hurricane...just my normal grocery shopping i do on a regular basis. that didnt happen. the bread aisle was completely empty...the gatorade aisle...water aisle...canned item aisle...all empty.
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   to top it all off...the store was packed with customers. i specifically shop this late at night because there are fewer people in my way. not tonight...it was ridiculous.
6. 2017-09-06 at 4:11 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by infinityshock i just got home from grocery shopping…or more appropriately…trying to grocery shop. jesus fuck, its a fucking mad house out there. i knew i shouldnt have left my house.
   
   - there are cops everywhere
   - every gas station has a line of cars at every pump and half of the gas stations have tanker-trucks blocking half the traffic
   
   i wasnt out to buy anything specifically for the hurricane…just my normal grocery shopping i do on a regular basis. that didnt happen. the bread aisle was completely empty…the gatorade aisle…water aisle…canned item aisle…all empty.
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   to top it all off…the store was packed with customers. i specifically shop this late at night because there are fewer people in my way. not tonight…it was ridiculous.

   
   That's pretty fucked up.
   
   Looks like a movie scene
7. 2017-09-06 at 4:28 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by mashlehash That's pretty fucked up.
   
   Looks like a movie scene

   
   it was...and is
   
   these fucking retail stores know exactly what everyone is going to buy when a hurricane shows up...it happens every time. and every time...the shelves are empty.
   
   its not hard to transport the items from non-affected areas using the same trucks/trains/cargo containers that they use normally to the areas that need the items.
   
   i was doing normal shopping and the store was out of peanut butter, rice-drink, bread, crackers, and water. oddly enough there was the normal, filled, shelves with cup-of-soups. plenty of frozen and cold shit available to buy because all these dumb mother fuckers live in a power-failure-prone area and dont have generators. i filled my fridge up with milk...eggs...and different kinds of frozen foods.
8. 2017-09-06 at 4:31 AM UTC

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   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   My dad is in Miami and says the stores are all out of water and propane.
9. 2017-09-06 at 4:34 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery My dad is in Miami and says the stores are all out of water and propane.

   
   i dont know about propane...i have all i could possibly use. i saw a couple of people at walmart with camping stove fuel in their carts. ('coleman' fuel)
   
   i also have an entire storage box of coleman fuel. dozen gallons or so i think
10. 2017-09-06 at 4:56 AM UTC

    #30
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I wonder how hard Ocala is going to be affected. I'm debating hiding out the storm at my boyfriend's place.
11. 2017-09-06 at 6:04 AM UTC

    #31
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Wow, so infinityshock is a handy little prepper. Wouldn't have guessed.
12. 2017-09-06 at 6:10 AM UTC

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    BigLuigi Houston
    Yeah he has 256 gallons of gasoline
13. 2017-09-06 at 6:22 AM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by BigLuigi Yeah he has 256 gallons of gasoline

    
    hes a cold war relic.
14. 2017-09-07 at 1:16 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader hes a cold war relic.

    
    the cold war never ended.
15. 2017-09-07 at 1:17 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I wonder how hard Ocala is going to be affected. I'm debating hiding out the storm at my boyfriend's place.

    
    if your boyfriend is in not florida...that'd be a good place to go. otherwise, not so safe.
    
    post pics of boyfriend
16. 2017-09-07 at 3:05 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by infinityshock if your boyfriend is in not florida…that'd be a good place to go. otherwise, not so safe.
    
    post pics of boyfriend

    
    You PB and Jelly??
17. 2017-09-07 at 3:33 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ You PB and Jelly??

    thats my lunch
18. 2017-09-07 at 7:13 AM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by infinityshock the cold war never ended.

    
    do you have o2 cylinders in your dungeon ???
19. 2017-09-07 at 9:24 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader do you have o2 cylinders in your dungeon ???

    
    yes.
    
    for my welder.
    
    altho I do have some oxygen tubing laying around someplace.
20. 2017-09-07 at 11:19 AM UTC

    #40
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    i'm in greenville sc and everybody in my family and place of employment are losing their fucking minds over this shit
    
    we're 200 fucking miles inland the worst we're going to get is a fucking thunderstorm