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Grab the Lube...Irma Is coming...and Shes Wearin' Her Best Codpiece
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2017-09-09 at 4:40 AM UTC
Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Sometimes but mostly from the way they talked, dressed, and behaved. North Face everywhere. Also I had a lot of experience with them from rehab, since 90% of the people in there had come from up there, so it became a lot easier to spot them out.
You should have treated them like rarest game and hunted all of them -
2017-09-09 at 4:54 AM UTC
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2017-09-09 at 4:54 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Falco and Jill acting all hard right now :)
I was there for a hurricane, but I can't even remember its name. I could look. Either way it was off in the middle of the gulf like 8 years ago and just made the waves way larger than normal, probably 10-20 feet or so.
We intelligently got canned on the beach and swam in the storm at night. It was fucking enjoyable, and I even got stung by a jellyfish to cap it off, but drunk enough that it just made me laff.
If Irma kills but only one Floridian that ran there from nigger victimization in New York, I hope it's someone that has posted here.
I ain't acting hard. I am going to get fucked. I'm just going to do my best not to get raped. -
2017-09-09 at 4:55 AM UTCthe weather is nice out right now...good temperature and nice breeze.
i tried to get something to eat but every fucking place except wendys was closed...and the line at wendys wrapped around the building, so fuck that. even fucking taco-hell was closed...and ive been there at 2am before. fucking cocksucking faggots. screwit...im eating a package of klondike bars. health food...ftw
there is very little traffic on the road compared to a normal friday night and oddly enough, i didnt see a single cop since about 7pm or so.
pretty much everything else that is open on a normal friday was open (bars, gas stations, etc) -
2017-09-09 at 4:57 AM UTC
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2017-09-09 at 4:57 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Falco and Jill acting all hard right now :)
I was there for a hurricane, but I can't even remember its name. I could look. Either way it was off in the middle of the gulf like 8 years ago and just made the waves way larger than normal, probably 10-20 feet or so.
We intelligently got canned on the beach and swam in the storm at night. It was fucking enjoyable, and I even got stung by a jellyfish to cap it off, but drunk enough that it just made me laff.
If Irma kills but only one Floridian that ran there from nigger victimization in New York, I hope it's someone that has posted here.
im always hard, bitch. make yourself useful and let me use your asshole so i can fix that problem. -
2017-09-09 at 4:57 AM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock the weather is nice out right now…good temperature and nice breeze.
i tried to get something to eat but every fucking place except wendys was closed…and the line at wendys wrapped around the building, so fuck that. even fucking taco-hell was closed…and ive been there at 2am before. fucking cocksucking faggots. screwit…im eating a package of klondike bars. health food…ftw
there is very little traffic on the road compared to a normal friday night and oddly enough, i didnt see a single cop since about 7pm or so.
pretty much everything else that is open on a normal friday was open (bars, gas stations, etc)
I think that the god of life just fucking hates you and wants to put you through obstacles through your life -
2017-09-09 at 5:04 AM UTC
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2017-09-09 at 2:03 PM UTCI'm filling water containers...amongst them 25-gallon drums...and I don't know what this city is doing to the water but some nasty ass sediment shit is coming out out of the lines. and it's not my pipes. the garden hose I'm using is connected to SCH80 PVC coming right off the water main that I installed a couple of years ago.
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2017-09-09 at 2:06 PM UTC
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2017-09-09 at 3:33 PM UTC
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2017-09-09 at 3:46 PM UTCjust finished a shopping bout at walmart
the irony is i went there to get one, single fucking thing (PB Blaster...im working on my truck) and they didnt have it, yet the bread aisle was full, they had the rice-drink in stock that they havent had for a week and a half, a decent selection of canned goods (the canned fruit section was empty except for mandarin oranges. whats up with that?)...they had peanut butter, and quite a bit of other normally-out-during-hurricane stuff.
i literally saw a nigger wearing a life jacket. no shit...a nigger in walmart had on a life jacket. i would have taken a pic but i didnt have my phone with me. that'd have made a good NIS banner.
the highlight was when i was checking out some chick wearing a see-thru top and a really small bra was behind me in line, leaning over her cart, and im 95% sure I saw areola. i didnt break eye contact when she looked at me...she did...so i had the impression she wasnt interested. that...and the fact that i was wearing working-on-my-car clothes didnt do anything to make me seem like an appealing date.
now my refrigerator is overfilled. normally i have everything neatly arranged in its assigned spot but now with all the extra shit ive bought its a random mess.
i saw one single cop car yet an unusual amount of mexicans running around. there are also a lot of commercial trucks with out of state tags. along one of the roads i passed there were about ten tractor-trailer sized power company trucks just sitting there.
i need to figure out how to turn off emergency warnings on my phone. its been going off all morning with those fucking 'emergency alert system' warnings. that beeping/buzzing even goes through if i have the volume turned completely off. cocksuckers. im not exaggerating...it goes off every five minutes.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-09-09 at 3:48 PM UTC
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2017-09-09 at 3:52 PM UTCNigga, no woman wants you staring at her tits.
