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Grab the Lube...Irma Is coming...and Shes Wearin' Her Best Codpiece
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2017-09-04 at 8:07 PM UTCaccording to the latest weather-prognosticators old irma is wearing a telephone-pole sized strap-on and shes going deep. The weather shamans dont know exactly what specific geographic area is going to get tied up and butt fucked...but they do agree that there is going to be much butt fuckery for everyone. Everyone go out and buy copious quantities of lubricant because store shelves are going to empty fast. Bring your own towel 'cause she dont care about leaving you drowning in a fuck-puddle of your own juices...or hers.
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2017-09-04 at 8:20 PM UTCHang on tight! In which part of FL do you live?
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2017-09-04 at 8:40 PM UTC
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2017-09-04 at 9:02 PM UTC
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2017-09-04 at 9:11 PM UTC
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2017-09-04 at 9:20 PM UTCI just recovered electricity here 2 days ago. If this one's heading for TX I'm leaving for good.
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2017-09-04 at 9:28 PM UTC
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2017-09-04 at 10:18 PM UTCCategory 4 now.
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2017-09-04 at 10:20 PM UTC
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2017-09-05 at 3:44 AM UTCoh yea...squeeze them ass cheeks 'cause here comes some category-5 butt lovin'
that bitch is going square-off right at the southern tip of florida then rampage right through the middle.
hide yo kids...hide yo wife...hide yo hub'sand...cause dey be rapin' errybuddy up in hee-yah.
yee haw.
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2017-09-05 at 3:52 AM UTCWe don't see things lime this in Utah...it's a blessing, though a burden.
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2017-09-05 at 4:35 AM UTC
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2017-09-05 at 4:46 AM UTCQuit being a fucking nigger that can't partition a moment of thought into conversation.
Or accept a simple fucking comment at that. -
2017-09-05 at 5:09 AM UTCeat shit puerto rico
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2017-09-05 at 5:12 AM UTCWhy Puerto Rico?
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2017-09-05 at 5:13 AM UTC
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2017-09-05 at 5:13 AM UTC
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2017-09-05 at 5:14 AM UTCFuck my ass, this is coming right for me too lol. I'm going shopping tomorrow.
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2017-09-05 at 5:52 AM UTC
Originally posted by Captain Falcon Fuck my ass, this is coming right for me too lol. I'm going shopping tomorrow.
too late...
where are you?
i went to the grocery store (publix) to get something...one thing...and the lines were ridiculous. im not sure if it was due to the hurricane or because of the holiday. i was looking in everyones cart and didnt see any hurricane preparation shits...everything was stuff for normal daily usage.
sunday i went to walmart and the water aisle was royally butt fucked but the dude said they had like 20 extra pallets of different types of waters.
i have plywood for my windows but i actually need some for a project im doing...something wholly unrelated to the hurricane. i may slough it off until a while after the hurricane so i dont get stuck up in the mad rush. -
2017-09-05 at 11:22 AM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock too late…
where are you?
i went to the grocery store (publix) to get something…one thing…and the lines were ridiculous. im not sure if it was due to the hurricane or because of the holiday. i was looking in everyones cart and didnt see any hurricane preparation shits…everything was stuff for normal daily usage.
sunday i went to walmart and the water aisle was royally butt fucked but the dude said they had like 20 extra pallets of different types of waters.
i have plywood for my windows but i actually need some for a project im doing…something wholly unrelated to the hurricane. i may slough it off until a while after the hurricane so i dont get stuck up in the mad rush.
Currently, Chicago. Gonna get home in the evening so I'm basically fucked. That's okay though, I don't need water, all I need is containers; I have a tap enhancement, so I'll just fill some stuff up. I'm over near Clearwater. I have had zero time to prepare. All the models say that only Miami is really going to get ass raped, the rest of us are pretty dandy.
