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Posts by SBTlauien

  1. SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Correct answer was Lanny.

    Good job.
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  3. SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Google: Harmonized Tariff Schedule
  4. SBTlauien African Astronaut
    What is the difference between cross dresser and a transgender?
  5. SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Easy to build.

    Notice how most are full of ads? That's how they stay up.

    Pump it full of ads.
  6. SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Are you going to teach him to not be like me?
  7. SBTlauien African Astronaut
    John
  8. SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Originally posted by AltarEgo
    The entire state of Oregon is basically California's retarded younger brother.


    Duh, no I'm not.

    I've heard that outside of portland the state of oregon is pretty conservative.

    I don't do politics. I don't even vote. So I wouldn't know.
  9. SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Originally posted by AltarEgo The entire state of Oregon is basically California's retarded younger brother.

    Duh, no I'm not.
  10. SBTlauien African Astronaut
    I've been too good of a person in my life.
  11. SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Post the details you bitch snitch

    -ShadyLady was a female that posted on an online internet message board forum at http://www.zoklet.net
    -ShadyLady was a moderator of this online internet message board forum
    -ShadyLady primarily used the "Bad Ideas" section of this online internet message board forum
    -ShadyLady discussed shoplifting and other crimes
    -ShadyLady likely had a large purse
    -ShadyLady wasn't the prime suspect, it was her friend we were after
    -ShadyLady was committing conspiracy for asking about criminal help for her friend
    -ShadyLady was a female

    I have a little more but it's classified.
  12. SBTlauien African Astronaut
    dem gov trops r. we go git yer cuz and dem aks to figt dem gov trops.
  13. SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Yeah your dozen years here really makes you a good fed. You're doing real good work SBT. Building up the Greatest Case.

    I had a good case on ShadyLady. Many many years at work on her case. I almost busted her too. It was a really good case.
  14. SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby What was the explanation the person gave you for you seeming shady? Why are you insecure about it? Serious questions.

    Well. The person said that something is off about me and that I have secrets. It made me feel as if I come off as some type of shady individual that's up to no good.

    I don't like it because I consider myself a good person that doesn't do any harm to society and it makes me feel as if I'm doing something that makes me seem different than what I am.

    I think I maybe should start going to church and pretending to be religious and study how they do it. Like the Mormons. They seem like really nice, good, wholesome people. I want to have that appearance.
  15. SBTlauien African Astronaut
    I like watching shows like the First 48 and other investigator-type shows, but I bet working that would suck. All those cold cases, never to be solved.

    Imagine having a suspect and knowing that he did it. You know he's the guy, but you can't prove it. Everything points to him, but according to the rules of the legal system, you can't arrest him until you provide some evidence for the district attorney.

    And then time starts passing. He's free out there, living his life like a normal person. He's pretending to be an innocent, law-abiding citizen, but you know that he did it. He obviously feels no guilt and has no remorse for what he's done. Every time you check up on him, he's got something good going for him and he's just acting like a moral person, completely playing a role.

    You begin to realize that he's not going to get caught unless you get a confession, and that's not going to happen because he knows not to talk to you, and you know he's not going to tell anyone because he doesn't feel guilty for his crime. You ultimately realize that he's not going to pay for his crime. Justice will not be served. Your case goes cold and likely will never be solved.
  16. SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Thanks, guys. Sometimes people throw me off and I start to think that I stand out in a bad way. I know I'm a good person and I do good things for the world.
  17. SBTlauien African Astronaut
    The best way is self-improvement.

    self-improvement = self-masturbation

    And masturbation feels good. So start eating healthy, exercising, quit bad habits, pick up good habits, and fixing things that are wrong with yourself. Don't forget to squirt on the haters.
  18. SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Someone said that I seem like I'm the type that has something to hide. But I consider myself just a normal netizen like most others here. I mean sure, I've been banned from other forums for stupid little things like spamming the boards with bots, abusing system functions using bots, and non-stop trolling, but aside from those types of things, I think I'm normal, except for my occasional threads about my friend.

    Do I seem shady, maybe off a little, or just a plain piece of shit?
  19. SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Top kek

    Top kek
  20. SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Console command processor?

    Cheap Chinese Parts
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