Posts by SBTlauien

1. 2016-03-16 at 6:49 AM UTC in Drug R Bad
   

   SBTlauien African Astronaut
   Here's my girlfriend back when she was 19...
   
   
   
   He she is at age 23...
   
   
   
   The full story is here...
   
   http://oregon.arrests.org/search.php?page=5&results=14&fname=Brooke&lname=stocki&fpartial=True
   
   Drugs are bad.
2. 2016-03-13 at 10:14 AM UTC in so my latina fetish has reached unreal levels
   

   SBTlauien African Astronaut
   Just don't get your head chopped off.
3. 2016-03-13 at 10:10 AM UTC in The worst
   

   SBTlauien African Astronaut
   Psycho.
4. 2016-03-13 at 10:09 AM UTC in Let's talk crypto.
   

   SBTlauien African Astronaut
   Interesting stuff. Seems like the best encryption would be your own home made encryption system, which may actually(sadly) be illegal one day.
5. 2016-03-13 at 9:45 AM UTC in What type of assault rifle should I buy?
   

   SBTlauien African Astronaut
   I still haven't bought one, but if I get this new job, I'll buy one for summer for sure. An AK-47 is what I want. And I'll be getting one of those drum rolls that hold like 80 rounds.
6. 2016-03-13 at 9:42 AM UTC in Are you really going to let these spammers spam Bad Ideas, Lanny?
   

   SBTlauien African Astronaut
   Maybe it's time for the forums first Moderator, a janitor. Someone that'll watch, and delete spam.
7. 2016-03-13 at 5:24 AM UTC in I go to the 3rd interview on Monday
   

   SBTlauien African Astronaut
   So it looks like I go into my third interview on Monday which sounds like it's the "you're hired, how low can we pay you" interview, but I'm not as happy as I feel like I should be. This job will at least pay more than my current job, will be day shift Monday through Friday, and wont be walking around talking to customers, so that's good. But I feel like I just keep on getting jobs, getting fired, collecting unemployment, find another job, etc.
   
   What should I do to break this cycle? Maybe go to school, or maybe try to start up something on the side?
8. 2016-03-13 at 5:18 AM UTC in Why do I keep making up bullshit excuses to drink?
   

   SBTlauien African Astronaut
   Because God wants you to drink and God will continue to lead you in the right direction.
9. 2016-03-10 at 9:23 AM UTC in scientific warez
   

   SBTlauien African Astronaut
   It doesn't look popular enough to be on any torrent sites.
10. 2016-03-09 at 6:18 AM UTC in glsl coding
    

    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    This looks like it could be a good start...
    
    https://kat.cr/opengl-4-shading-language-cookbook-dbw-t11939755.html
11. 2016-03-07 at 9:52 PM UTC in NSA gets XSS'd.
    

    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    From my understabding, XSS attacks are only good if you link a victim to it. So, even though this is a security hole, it's not very significant. Still cool though, that it's on the NSA's site.
12. 2016-03-07 at 7:03 AM UTC in ITT: We tell notable stories of when we were shitfaced/high in public
    

    SBTlauien African Astronaut

    This thread had potential but most people on this site don't leave their house. Why didnt you tell a story you bastard?
    
    About a month ago I went to this girls house, shit faced started drinking jim bean when her, ent up falling naked on top of glass coffee table and laid on her cold wood floor naked bleeding from my ass while she cried, ent up getting her to drive me to the hospital and got 12 stitches in my ass.
    
    Then about a week after that, she said she was considering not going with me anymore to the wavves concert because I don't "text her enough" I didn't even play into it and told her later. I end up going with some other girl that was a total slammer, I tell her "go get me a lonestar and a pig sandwhich" and she does, I see my co-worker at the show and say "can you believe the product okcupid is churning out these days…" she ends up telling me she has to leave cause her boss is about to committ suicide. I tell her whatever..
    End up almost getting into a fight with this girls boyfriend for some reason, my co-worker lifts him over the barrier and the bouncer escorts him away and I say something cheeky like "bye felicia"

    
    I remember the stitches thread, but didn't know there was more...
13. 2016-03-07 at 7 AM UTC in ITT: We tell notable stories of when we were shitfaced/high in public
    

    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    I went to coast with a friend back when I was like 20 and we ate some of my homegrown shrooms and smoked weed. He went down this narrow sand path that went to a small area near the sea. I was scared at first but then went down it. The path was directly along a cliff that went far down to rocks in the water/waves. We started coming down and on our way up this path, I freaked out and thought I was going to fall off the cliff. I layed down and started yelling out about how I am going to fall. A bunch of people started looking down from above, at me. People were asking my friend, who was above(not on this narrow trail), if they should call 911. My friend laughed and told them no. Eventually I got up and made it to the top. lol
    
    True story.
14. 2016-03-07 at 6:53 AM UTC in where's everything
    

    SBTlauien African Astronaut

    yo anyone know why i can't make new threads anymore
    says to talk to the admins, don't know who they are

    
    The admins are Lanny and you're experiencing a problem that comes and goes. You won't be able to make a new thread and wont be able to view your PMs, but you can still post replies to threads. Also I have noticed that I only have one Thanks Received(not that I really care about the Thanks system) but I know that I have more than that and can see them within my profile. Hopefully Lanny fixes these or at least lets some help him out.
15. 2016-03-03 at 9:44 AM UTC in College should be way easier for how much it costs
    

    SBTlauien African Astronaut

    college is a scam
    
    the entire 'education' system is nothing more than a way to indoctrinate the sheep into the flock
    
    ask anyone with a degree how much their 4/5/6/8 years of higher education applied to the actual job they currently hold
    
    me? zero percent. big. fat. gooze-egg

    
    This is what I hear. Not to mention that a lot of people get the same job that people without any college education get.
16. 2016-03-03 at 8:35 AM UTC in Help me improve my spambot.
    

    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    I forgot about this. Too busy. But I'll try your program out even though I don't know Python well.
17. 2016-03-03 at 8:33 AM UTC in The website obesity crisis
    

    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    The ads where a problem for me until I installed Ad Block Plus for Chromium. Now I get little sob stories from certain site admins telling me that they've detected that I have an ad blocker and that it hurts their income.
    
    There's way to many people trying to make money off of ads now days. I remember back in the 90's when the net was smaller and there weren't really any ads, at all. Things have changed a lot.
18. 2016-03-02 at 2:08 AM UTC in Gratuity Tips
    

    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    
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19. 2016-02-29 at 4:14 AM UTC in URGENT (POLL)
    

    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    You could have just bought a tin of cafinated mints and been set for some time.
20. 2016-02-29 at 4:06 AM UTC in I think I've finally had enough
    

    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Or at least suicide by cop, just because the police love to shoot people.