2016-03-06 at 4:26 AM UTC
...drunk at a bar storeies dont count
2016-03-06 at 12:31 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
This thread had potential but most people on this site don't leave their house. Why didnt you tell a story you bastard?
About a month ago I went to this girls house, shit faced started drinking jim bean when her, ent up falling naked on top of glass coffee table and laid on her cold wood floor naked bleeding from my ass while she cried, ent up getting her to drive me to the hospital and got 12 stitches in my ass.
Then about a week after that, she said she was considering not going with me anymore to the wavves concert because I don't "text her enough" I didn't even play into it and told her later. I end up going with some other girl that was a total slammer, I tell her "go get me a lonestar and a pig sandwhich" and she does, I see my co-worker at the show and say "can you believe the product okcupid is churning out these days..." she ends up telling me she has to leave cause her boss is about to committ suicide. I tell her whatever..
End up almost getting into a fight with this girls boyfriend for some reason, my co-worker lifts him over the barrier and the bouncer escorts him away and I say something cheeky like "bye felicia"
2016-03-06 at 4:58 PM UTC
I ate like 2 grams of zoloft, stayed up all night, hung out with homeless people, drank 2 four lokos, started sobbing in the public library that i have autism and my parents died in 9/11, pissed on the floor, got arrested and sent to a psych ward for 2 weeks, went back to the library immediately after
2016-03-06 at 7:20 PM UTC
One time I was totally sober and got pulled over. As soon as the cop comes up to the door, I roll the window down and say...
"I'm not high man."
2016-03-07 at 6:50 AM UTC
One time I ate 5mg Clonazepam at work and almost flipped a forklift. Another time it was 700mg DPH and I threw some wood shavings in a dumpster but it was windy and they blew back into my face and in my clothes and I hallucinationated it as thousands of tiny spiders
I went to coast with a friend back when I was like 20 and we ate some of my homegrown shrooms and smoked weed. He went down this narrow sand path that went to a small area near the sea. I was scared at first but then went down it. The path was directly along a cliff that went far down to rocks in the water/waves. We started coming down and on our way up this path, I freaked out and thought I was going to fall off the cliff. I layed down and started yelling out about how I am going to fall. A bunch of people started looking down from above, at me. People were asking my friend, who was above(not on this narrow trail), if they should call 911. My friend laughed and told them no. Eventually I got up and made it to the top. lol
True story.
2016-03-07 at 8:59 AM UTC
i actually smoked some cali poppies when i was depressed, since they were supposed to have beneficial effects and everything; it did help a lot, and since they have a reverse tolerance, i ended up trying to be as high as possible, and biked around at 3 am looking at all the street lights, then went to the library for internet, since i didn't have any personally at the time, and just walked around looking at all the books and laughing and taking twenty random ones with me to a table, and eventually started using the library wifi to crawl random chemistry websites, five or so at the same time; eventually i started fucking up their internet speed.
nothing really retarded happens to me when i'm high, but there was the time i was 13 and got codependent on a girl, stole a bunch of money from my parents and took a light rail train downtown, but i had no idea how to go the rest of the way, so i slept there that night (mostly went around seeing homeless people and looking for somewhere to get warm, somehow i brought a fucking shirt and shorts and froze my ass off, and i remember when the sun came up i was just staring at it and laughing and dancing, everyone around me was wtfing
i ate a bunch of food i found on the streets, all bagged though
i was going to meet a friend but he ratted me out
i think i went across the whole downtown area, people didn't realize i was 13 because of my voice, height and facial hair, thought i was a homeless college student
