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  1. #81
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Incessant Oh my god is that why candy looks like an alien too? She doesn't know how to resize without skewing the photo? I thought it was intentional this whole time…

    I don't know what an alien looks like. I've never seen one.
  2. #82
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I don't know what an alien looks like. I've never seen one.

    I mean is that why the tops of their heads are bulbous leading down into a tiny point of a chin
  3. #83
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    trianglists
  4. #84
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra trianglists

    Best comment of the day
  5. #85
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Incessant I mean is that why the tops of their heads are bulbous leading down into a tiny point of a chin

    I don't know. While resizing an avatar to the correct dimensions to use on this site is easy, making it so the image is also not skewed in any way isn't necessarily as easy, as in with certain photos it just won't look completely "natural" so that may be correct.

    And yes trianglism.
  6. #86
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    floor pills
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  7. #87
    Bradley Florida Man
    a lot of my enjoyment comes from thinking in different ways, reading, drawing pictures of Odin, watching police shooting videos, fishing, gardening/bonsai, smoking weed, drinking coffee, sex/masturbation, haven't watched porn in about 24 days, I also like to take walks and talk to non white women I encounter. Also ambien + Grindr is my sometimes quick fix when i'm depressed.
  8. #88
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Bradley Also ambien + Grindr

    crikey

    that's like date-raping yourself
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  9. #89
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ I don't know what an alien looks like. I've never seen one.

    Consider yourself blessed. My holes still have not gone back to normal.
  10. #90
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Posts selfies for my haters to get more mad about 💗

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  11. #91
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by aldra crikey

    that's like date-raping yourself

    The only time I ever took Ambien I had a vivid dream of being in a multi floor technicolor disco/cyberpunk type of strip club, and I was wearing a comical type bright colored pimp outfit complete with a feathered hat.
  12. #92
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Rape Monster The only time I ever took Ambien I had a vivid dream of being in a multi floor technicolor disco/cyberpunk type of strip club, and I was wearing a comical type bright colored pimp outfit complete with a feathered hat.

    the first time I did it I didn't feel anything so I kept taking more and playing video games until my keyboard turned into jelly and I apparently talked absolute garbage for a while and slept in the bathtub

    second time I apparently just talked nonsense about space and dinosaurs for hours and totally forgot about it in the morning. my mum came to visit to 'see if I was alright' and I had no idea wtf she was talking about, found out later that I'd done it and my girlfriend called her because she was afraid I was going to go for a drive or a swim or something
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  13. #93
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by CandyRein Posts selfies for my haters to get more mad about 💗


    You’re pretty
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  14. #94
    CandyRein Black Hole
    😘💜

    Thank you
  15. #95
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by aldra second time I apparently just talked nonsense about space and dinosaurs for hours and totally forgot about it in the morning.

    i took LSD and drank alcohol at a friend's party once and apparently sat in front of the bonfire talking to his 7 year old nephew about dinosaurs and Ghostbusters for an hour, which I don't remember at all. But next time I went over his nephew was all excited to see me again.
  16. #96
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    man I need to do LSD again

    I have a little tin somewhere with like 20 hits in it and when I find it I'm going to eat all of them
  17. #97
    Bradley Florida Man
    I think I'm going to try to get back on Ambien and sneak take it at rehab.
  18. #98
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Illegal things mostly. Creative endeavors too, making stuff.
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  19. #99
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by aldra man I need to do LSD again

    I have a little tin somewhere with like 20 hits in it and when I find it I'm going to eat all of them

    ( ͡◉ ͜ʖ ͡◉)
  20. Originally posted by CandyRein Posts selfies for my haters to get more mad about 💗


    WARNUNG!: Das tatsächliche Produkt kann einige Töne dunkler erscheinen als das Werbematerial.

    Zizz Jail
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