Posts by infinityshock

1. 2015-11-26 at 10:41 PM UTC in The turkey was dry, so I pissed on it...
   

   infinityshock Black Hole
   Pics or it didn't happen
2. 2015-11-25 at 10:26 PM UTC in I used to go around commando everyday in the same black polyester gym shorts
   

   infinityshock Black Hole
   pics or it didnt happen
   
3. 2015-11-25 at 10:24 PM UTC in Chest Slugs
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   WTF

   
   its in reverse
4. 2015-11-20 at 3:09 AM UTC in Posters this site could really use
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Nobody even mentioned poor old Snoopy.

   
   the title of this thread wasnt 'shitbags that this site needs to bring it down'
5. 2015-11-18 at 3:06 AM UTC in Is it weird that I never stuck anything up my ass?
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Maybe I would to squirt some hand sanitizer or something to get buzzed, lol

   
   this is a sign of a severe developmental disorder
   
   out of the kindness of my heart i will help you remedy this disaster
   
   meet me in the shower with your soap-on-a-rope tied around your ankle.
6. 2015-11-16 at 9:07 PM UTC in I've remembered my true calling.
   

   infinityshock Black Hole
   forty
   
   and post pics of your mom and aunts NOT wearing a burkha
   
7. 2015-11-16 at 9:05 PM UTC in ITT: we post pix of our cats
   

   infinityshock Black Hole
   this is a shitty way to get free pics of pussy
8. 2015-11-16 at 2:31 AM UTC in Canada > U.S.
   

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   i was in eastern canada during the month of march a few years ago.
   
   the taxi was driving sideways down the road due to ice
   
   in the parking lot of the hotel i stayed in the snow was piled up to nearly the top of the utility pole
   
   fuck. that. shit.
9. 2015-11-13 at 1:09 AM UTC in If you were walking down the sidewalk and some frat boys pulled up alongside u
   

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   make them stuff their shirts with two waterballoons each, then treat them like the naughty little girls their parents always knew theyd grow up to be
   
10. 2015-11-13 at 1:05 AM UTC in think im gonna take a nap soon
    

    infinityshock Black Hole
    sleep naked
    
    on your stomach
11. 2015-11-11 at 9:03 PM UTC in Give me compliments
    

    infinityshock Black Hole
    You have a purty mouth
12. 2015-11-10 at 10:04 PM UTC in A Maryland family with two gay dads and four adopted black children...
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Didn't fuck
    n
    read

    
    two white fags...adopt four niglets...and no one thinks anything is wrong with this situation
    
    i bet every one of those niglets gets their orifices burgled on a regular basis. including the females
13. 2015-11-09 at 3:56 AM UTC in The jedis
    

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    Believe me. You could count the white scumbags and then count the jedi scumbags, and you'll find an equal amount, if not more white scum. People are people are people. Most of them are worthless scum, no matter what race you look at. Some have these ways, and some have those ways, but the one thread the majority of people of all stripes have in common is that they're despicable and shameless filth.

    
    only a jedi would say that
    
    ive been to israel. the majority of juden are douches. and bitches, mostly.
14. 2015-11-09 at 3:55 AM UTC in The jedis
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    was just reading about what happened to the USS Liberty, funnily enough

    
    even better is 'operation susannah'
    
    fucking jedis are always up to this type of shit
15. 2015-11-09 at 3:53 AM UTC in fix this shit
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    try turning off javascript

    
    i think it is. i know flash is shut off
16. 2015-11-09 at 3:52 AM UTC in fix this shit
    

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    Yeah, site's broken in a lot of ways, this is a new one though.
    
    How exactly did this happen? Like did you click post? Did you get a message afterwards? Can you give me a time when it happened so I can check the logs?

    
    from my recollection, i hit 'enter' to start a new paragraph and there was a double-flash of screens changing then the typical error of im-not-logged-in-you-cant-post-here popped up. the time was just before i posted this thread...however long it took me to type that post with a couple extra minutes of cursing and throwing things added in
17. 2015-11-09 at 3:50 AM UTC in Why the fuck did they kill off Tasha yar
    

    infinityshock Black Hole
    what the shit?
    
    this happened in the fucking 80s...how is this relevant in any manner whatsoever.
18. 2015-11-09 at 3:49 AM UTC in It gets creepier the more you watch it
    

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    can't imagine that's doing anything good to her wrists.

    
    it is...its strengthening them
    
    example, get a sedentary office flunky to jump out of a 1st-floor window. broken ankle
    
    get a parkour expert to jump out of a 2nd-floor window. no broken anything.
19. 2015-11-08 at 5:07 PM UTC in Shout out to the homies.
    

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    Fuck you and totse

    
    its a date
    
    your place or mine
    
    grab your ankles and smile...daddys comin' home
20. 2015-11-08 at 5:06 PM UTC in fix this shit
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Maybe if Lanny breaks it just a little more you will stop typing anything.

    
    speaking of which...stop wasting the talent of those pretty little hands of yours and put them to good use. go give your boyfriend a handjob