she only shaves one of them
2016-05-16 at 4:26 PM UTC
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i got attacked at work again
if everything you posted is true, those pigs (not cops) just let a nigger get away with aggravated battery. (aggravated for using a weapon...the soda.) the charges would be upgraded due to striking on head. first get any video...then make copies...then call the shift supervisor at the cop shop that was on duty at the time this happened and bring him up to speed. make an official complaint if you need to. I'm glad I live somewhere where the cops hate niggers as much as I do
2016-05-15 at 12:26 PM UTC
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Got attacked at work
you misinterpreted the situation. by saying 'suck my dick' you were literally inviting him to suck your dick. all that extra violence and aggression involved is normal nigger mating rituals. he probably thought you were white and white skin is an aphrodisiac to them.
2016-05-11 at 4:31 PM UTC
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I hugged mother nature
enjoy those sloppy seconds. I fucked her every which way and tuesday.
im neither a proponent nor practitioner of miscegenation so i wouldnt know...however ive heard from first-person multi-racial connoisseurs* that asian chicks have the tightest holes. front door, and back door.
the tightest chick ive ever been with was also the loosest. she was sexually inexperienced and being inside her was almost uncomfortable she was so tight. on the same note...she was fond of various pharmaceuticals and when she took an excess of some, which included muscle relaxers, she was looser than 40-somethings and 50-somethings that i know of
*individuals in the US navy who have been to every continent (not including antarctica) and partook of any orifice that made itself available
if you want a guaranteed method of ending your existence on this plane of existence I can help you out with that. I get dibs on your carcass
2016-05-08 at 1:56 PM UTC
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Mother's Day Awkwardness
Accidentally sent 'happy mothers day' to a chick that has no kids but recently was under pregnancy meltdown worry from an oopsie-baby allegedly of my doing. (she's not preggo and I wore a condom...I have pics for proof )
2016-05-07 at 2:37 PM UTC
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jedi chicks are fucking HOT
the crapdashians are niggers.
everyone knows faggotry is a capital offense
you ruined the perfect opportunity to commit group rape. reverse gang bang
100% of the time I've had jury duty the defendant was a nigger. a stupid nigger one time a nigger faggot that had a dui made us sit for 2 days listening to bullshit then before we could deliberate on a verdict he took a plea deal. another dumb nigger committed an armed robbery...on ducking camera...and tried to get a trial instead of a plea deal.
