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2016-09-24 at 7:06 PM UTC in Worst stripper I've ever had.
This is the story about the time I got a lapdance by the shittiest stripper ever. It was fucking awful.
We're waiting in line at the ATM for me to get my money, and while we're waiting she's TALKING TO ANOTHER GUY IN THE LINE. Like, I'm being fucking cucked. You can at least pay attention to ME since I'm paying for you, you fucking shit whore bitch.
So I'm pissed already.
So I get my money, and then we sit down on the couches and she starts her dance. It's fucking shit. I literally haven't masturbated in a week and I'm not even hard. That's how shit it is. (no homo, coz later I got a lap dance by a girl who was actually hot and I was rock hard and in love with her).
She's doing this shitty dance and she goes "do you want to buy a drink?" and I go "no". And she goes "oh you have to because the bar will close soon" and I say, "I don't care, I don't want one." And she goes "oh but you have to!" and because I was a beta fuck at the time, I replied, "FINE." So I buy a fuckin' drink, I hand her a 50 dollar bill. She gives me the drink and gives me 20 change.
WTF?!? THE DRINK WAS NOT 30 DOLLARS. YOU LITERALLY JUST STOLE THAT MONEY OFF ME YOU CUNT. YOU FUCKING WHORE CUNT, WTF???!!!
WHY CAN STRIP CLUBS GET AWAY WITH BLATANTLY STEALING MONEY OFF YOU? BUT IF YOU WORK IN RETAIL AND SHORT CHANGE SOMEONE BY A DOLLAR, ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE.
So I ask the fuckin' bitch, "how long to go?" and she says "10 minutes". But then she stands up and goes "alright all done" literally after saying "10 minutes". Do you think I'm retarded, whore? The lapdance was shit anyway, but why not just say the time was up in the first place, not admit to it being 10 minutes?
Fucking awful. Ugly, tall bitch. You're shit at your job.
Fuck you.
you really are a bitch
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2016-09-24 at 6:58 PM UTC in I am DRUNK. Ask me anything.
What is the inspiration behind your nickname
its what he has tattooed just above his butthole -
2016-09-24 at 6:57 PM UTC in I am DRUNK. Ask me anything.
AMA.
how much to paint your tonsils with the contents of my nutsack... -
2016-09-24 at 4:12 AM UTC in Half of all your shit now belongs to Negan.open wide...here it comes
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2016-09-24 at 4:12 AM UTC in Going to china or singapore to be a male escort.you dont have to travel so far to be a whore...ill pay you to be my personal cum junkie.
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2016-09-24 at 4:11 AM UTC in How do I once and for all know if I'm gay or not?
I get turned on by the female form. Like, I jack off to pics of women… but it takes aaaages. Like, literally hours until I finally cum.
But I definitely remember being turned on like fucking crazy by women back when I was in high school. So I was definitely straight as fuck at one point in time.
But thinking back, I just realized I've been attracted to a looot of guys over the years. Moreso than women. But not physically, because of their personality (and a bit physically – they were all handsome men). But their personality is what made me attracted to them in the first place.
Ugh I'm so confused. But I shouldn't be. I'm in my mid fucking 20's. I should have figured this out ages ago.
there is nothing to question. youre the only one with any doubt.
its common knowledge youre a cock lover.
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2016-09-21 at 3:13 PM UTC in Hexamethylene triperoxide diamine NEW YORK BOMBINGthe first rule of der polizia regarding counter terrorism and explosive's is DO NOT DISCLOSE SPECIFICS OR DETAILS...especially concerning the detailed of any 'IED'. this has been in effect since about the 80s when the IRA was having their little theatrical display. any time the mass media publishes detailed information on the contents or means of construction of a device it is immediately suspicious.
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2016-09-21 at 3:07 PM UTC in I'm gonna mix my semen with superglue tonightthe best way to do it is jam the applicator as deep as possible into your urethra then pump the tube empty into your ball sack.
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2016-09-14 at 3:24 AM UTC in Jingle semen, jingle semen, jingle all the semen...sleigh.
unless you squeeze the balls really hard afterwards and the horsie dies. -
2016-09-14 at 2:15 AM UTC in Deadbeat Whore
This is why you shoot the father first.
more often than not the pedo isnt capable of such a thing...thats why theyre ultra-betas.
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2016-09-14 at 2:14 AM UTC in Deadbeat Whore
Call her up and tell her if she isn't sending the money over, you are selling her nudes to some weirdos on the internet. Tell her they're good for the money too. Then when she comes to pay you the money you bust her kneecaps with a baseball bat. When she starts to cry you tell her to don't ever fuck with you again or you'll kill her. Hit her in the face so she gets a bloody nose too, then calmly walk to the kitchen to get a towel. Clean your hands and throw the towel in her face and tell her to clean herself up. BITCH
i got the money back from my credit card company... -
2016-09-14 at 2:14 AM UTC in Whats the most sensitive information you've unintentionally come across?after signing a nondisclosure agreement and facing $10,000 fines...
i admit nothing.
i deny everything.
i make counter accusations.
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2016-09-14 at 1:15 AM UTC in Deadbeat Whore
wait so now this story involves two girls? show pix of the original girl who you loaned money to you derpadew. you fail to deliver.
this thread is booty!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0m8CCjvANsi
your athletic abilities sucks, too. its one chick.
that retarded term of yours is booty
you want a picture...tell me how to post one. this fucktarded site wont let me post one...upload one...link one...nuthin' -
2016-09-14 at 1 AM UTC in new season of south parkarcher
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2016-09-14 at 12:59 AM UTC in What do you faggots ride?
Where are the other two threads???
dunno...but i remember seeing them. i posted a pic in the first one of a car and chick...with the quote 'both of them' -
2016-09-14 at 12:45 AM UTC in Do people hate jedis because they're butthurt they have more money?
People probably hate jedis because jedis are against their best interests.
exactly. der juden are against the best interests of everyone and everything.
another reason why everyone hates the juden:
http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/13/politics/us-israel-military-aid-package-mou/index.html
how many americans are homeless...how many schoolchildren cant afford supplies or lunches...how much of the US infrastructure is crumbling...and these dirty hook noses demand money for nothing. more evidence der juden wield entirely too much power in this country.
would someone please start a pogrom already...its way past time. -
2016-09-13 at 9:48 PM UTC in Deadbeat Whore
PICSSS
no. i never even considered that something photogenic. i would take pictures of a drooling, wheelchair-bound retard rolling down a flight of stairs into rush hour traffic with a smile on my face but a 12/13/14y/o spreading her legs like a wannabe porn star is not something i find picture-esque.
something pedos obviously dont take into account is the family members of their wannabe victims. i dont have any kids, but i know how i'd react to a pedo targeting one of my nephews/nieces...and thats just me. im sure there are people out there who would invoke all kinds of unhappiness on a pedo. as in...that father in texas who killed a pedo with his bare hands when he caught the pedo-spic-fag molesting his little kid. from my point of view...that was quite the tame response. my thoughts would be something akin to that movie 'law abiding citizen'...as a start
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2016-09-13 at 8:42 PM UTC in Deadbeat Whore
I still want to read it, no pedo.
Did the story actually involve little girls that pedos would be attracted to, or just underage jailbait? Oh, to hell with it, even if it was the former I would still want to read it simply for amusement.
what the shit...
no, it was about a memorial day get-together where a post-menarche female was repeatedly and flagrantly flashing her underwear. actually, it wasnt even flashing...she was sitting, kneeling, posing, etc, with full spread legs.
if i had known her or the family a little better i would have said something rude to them about how they need to reign in their spawn before they find her on a streetcorner peddling herself. -
2016-09-13 at 8:36 PM UTC in Deadbeat Whoreupdate:
a couple of days ago a mutual acquaintance between myself and the whore were talking and it randomly came up that the whore was arrested for failing to pay her DUI costs. woops. it seems the collection agency went back after her somehow.
karmas a bitch.
the other fun part was i checked her failbook to say 'hi' and do some cyber stalking. she has a couple of recent posts railing on about how she loaned people money and they never paid her back...yadda yadda yadda. im debating making a reply post emphasizing how much of a hypocrite she is...but probably wont. -
2016-09-13 at 8:28 PM UTC in Deadbeat Whore
ITT: bill the cat acts like a sensationalist wild lil homo threatening a to show pix of a woman none of us care about. The asshole hurt intensifies.
your athletic abilities sucks the dicks of an entire herd of homosexual bull elephants.
this chick looks infinitely better than anything youve ever stuck your dick into...or that has stuck its dick into you
